Spider-Man/Deadpool - “Just once.”
“Just once.” Peter whispered into Wade’s ear. “This is the only time, right?”
Wade wrapped his arm around Peter’s waist comfortingly. “You might like it.”
“I doubt that,” Peter said resolutely.
Wade paused outside their destination. “You promised.”
“That promise was given under duress.”
“Aren’t they all?” Wade replied, as if he was making a philosophical statement of great worth.
Peter just gave him a look. Then his gaze went up to the sign above their heads and he paled again. He didn’t bother noting the name of the place. The less he knew the better. When they got caught, which of course they would, he would be able to claim complete ignorance.
Two words did catch his eye though, in big bold loopy letters.
Sex Shop.
Peter took a deep breath. “Let’s do this.”