Clint Barton/Wade Wilson - “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
“Hey! I was gonna eat that!” Wade complained as Clint dropped the unidentified carton in the bin.
Clint looked up at him. “And Kate says I have no standards.”
Wade fluttered his eyelashes. “I’m here to make you look good. Boyfriend Code 101.”
Clint looked back at the bin. “You don’t have to make me look this good.”
Wade grinned. “I’m a super good boyfriend.”
Clint snorted. “Didn’t you get arrested last week?”
“Says the worse Hawkeye.”
“That’s not good boyfriend behavior.”
“I’m being truthful. You don’t want to date a liar right?”
“No I’m fine with the assassin and the criminal.”
Wade pulled Clint towards him and rested his hands on Clint’s hips. “I am perfect.”
“I said ‘fine’.”
“I can read between the lines.”
“You can read?”
Wade gasped and kissed him. “My poor heart.”