Clint Barton/Wade Wilson - “I swear it was an accident.”
“I swear it was an accident.”
Clint’s jaw was still hanging open. “I never thought I’d end up with someonewith worse luck than mine.”
Wade looked up at him from where he was still healing on the floor. “This has nothing to do with luck. This has to do with one of my bffs Bob and a bunch of Hydra Agents.”
“You destroyed my apartment.”
“Think of it as a chance to redecorate.”
Clint walked over to him and dropped down on the floor next to him exhaustedly. He rested his head on Wade. “Please tell me the shower still works.”
“Don’t worry, I kept them out of the bedroom. We’ve got to have our secrets after all.” He tilted his head and kissed him.
Clint groaned. “You’re paying for this.”
“Can I pay in sexual favors?”
“No.”
“I’ll give them to you for free.”
Clint groaned again and threw an arm over his face. “Great.”