Spider-Man/Deadpool - "Have You Lost Your Damn Mind!?”
“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
“There’s a strong argument that I’ve never had one,” Wade replied glibly.
Peter glared at him, his whole body sending the signal that he was not in the mood to be messed with.
Wade ignored it. What were signals anyway?
“I missed you,” he told him.
Peter gave an exasperated sigh. “I missed you too, but I didn’t go breaking into your lab and causing a scene. I still have my identity to protect Wade.”
Wade pouted. “I really missed you.” And then his tone became flirtatious. “And you can break into my lab any day of the week baby boy.”
Peter gave him a dry look. “That’s not sexual innuendo.”
“Anything’s sexual innuendo if you look hard enough.”
“Wade.”
“Fine. I’ll pay for the damages to your precious lab.”
“I’m more concerned about the therapy my assistants will need.”
Wade slid closer to him. “Well, I don’t know about them, but I’m always willing to provide emotional and physical support to you, Peter baby.”
Peter rolled his eyes, but let Wade wrap his arms around him.
“You’re banned from my lab.”
“Is that innuendo?”
Peter kissed him. “What do you think?”