
Spider-Man/Deadpool - "You Fainted...Straight Into My Arms. You Know, If You Wanted My Attention You Didn't Have To Go To Such Extremes"
“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
Peter groaned and rolled over in his bed, where Wade had apparently taken him after he ‘fainted’. “Everything hurts.”
Wade slipped under the bedcovers and wrapped his arms around him, burying his head against Peter’s shoulders. “I’ll look after you,” he mumbled.
Peter sighed and petted Wade’s head. Wade worried so much. It must have been tough on him. “So how should I get your attention? For future reference.”
Wade froze, then looked at him with an evil look. “Well,” he purred, “nakedness would be a good start.”
Peter laughed, then winced. Everything still hurt. “Not sure Doc Ock would approve. Or the Avengers, for that matter. Pretty sure it’s illegal.”
Wade kissed his neck. “That’s because they haven’t seen you naked yet. In fact, I’m sure it’ll become a national holiday once they do. Peter Parker and his Privates day. Sexy Spider-Man Week.”
Peter gave an exaggerated groan.