Le Secret
Natashas Secret
Secret to end all secrets. The terrible trooth. The greatest verity. The —”
“GET IT OVER WITH,” Steve yelled, flexing vigourously. “MY BICEPS ARE GETTING IMPATIANT.”
“FINE!!” Natasha creamed. “I NEED TO BUY A SPORTS BRA, OKAY?????”
“A what” said Clint.
“Why would you need one of those?” Steve said confusedly.
Natash turnt her face away the limpid tears streaming beautifully down her gorgous ace. “Tims are tough fight now in the assassassin business. I ca’nt even affraid a sports bra.”
“But if yo had a ports bra then you boobis could not giggle?” said Clint wisely.
Natasha was rolling eyes. “That is the POINt. Having my “bobbis giggle” while I am fighting is not fun. You do relish that breasts are full of agont right??? Clint I wear a leather catsuit! The chaffing is unbelievable!!!! It hurts me nipples!!!”
“We have a proposition for yooooou.” Bruce said chuckling. “Behold!!!!”
In the centre of the lab a podium rose from the ceiling. Inside was the Iron Man suit but like a bra instea.
“The stateoftheart IRON BOOB TUBE!!” Bruce anounced. “Made By science OF science FOR science!!!!! Abanana Steve and join us and this will be yours! What do you say??????”
Natasha was droolink over the beA. How could she resist suck a deal?????
She felt a tug on her sleve. It was clint.
“Natasha,” he said with moist eyes. “You willn’t do it right?””
“I dunno,” she said all quiet.
Clint looked at hte ground.
“WHat?”
“I don;t know what I’d do without you.”
Natasha lip stiffened. “Bruce.”
“Yes>?”
“Oh, Brucy,” she purred, leaning foward so her boobs did cleavage.”I did’nt know yow ere so eager to see me in my unmentionables.”
Bruce blusht. “Have you made you decision?”
“Hmm.” Natash shrugged and her tittays did a bounce. “I miiiiight need a little more persuasion.”
“O-oh?” Btuce;s voice cracked.
She sauntered towards the Bruce, makin them tatas bob. “I think I needa know a little something about you, big boy.”
“Oh?” Bruce said sounding like a castrati trying to hit that high c.
Natasha stroked the side fo Bruces’ face. “I need… to know….”
And then Natasha socked Bruce in the jaw. “IF YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND. DO YOU REALLY THINK I’D THROW AWAY YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP FOR A BRA?” She pulled out her gun and began to pistal whip him. “THESE BOYS WOULDN’T BE SHIT WITHOUT ME. WE’RE GOING TO GO UP THERE, WE’RE GONNA BEAT UP TONY BOY, AND THEN I’LL ROB THAT RICH BASTARD FOR EVERYTHING HE’S WORTH AND GET ME A BRA.”
Brunch nursed his bloody nose. “Is that your final answar?”
Natasha kicked him in the shinz.
“Uuuuuugh” he groaned. “My kidneys.”
“Are you gonna let us pass now?” Demand Tashy.
“Nah.” Bruve put his glasses back on face. “See now you have made the mistake.You have denyed sax to a Male Nerd. Now I will proceed to be irattionally angry becuz you did not put out.”
Nat gasped. “That means —”
“Oh crabnugguts.” Steve said.
“That’s right.” said Bruch then he went all green and big and stuf.
Hawkeye clapped to be the politeat the show.
“HULK ANGRY CUZ HULK DIDN’T GET LAAAAAIIIIIIIIIID” bellowt the Incroyable Hulk.
TO BE CONTUNUED