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“Damn!!!!!” scrammed Tony as he was lookin at da camera screen. “They gettingto far!!! I guiness I’ll just have to dtop them meself!!!”
He runned into his big old closet.
“IRON PRISM POWER!!!!!!” he yelled and strike a pose. “MAKE UP!!!!!”
He glowda and some cool metal clothes was wrapping around him. It eas a medal sailor fuku with a yellow and red skirt and some boot and a shirtand opera gloves. And also hair decorations.
“FUCK YEAH!!!! IN THE NAME OF IRON, IMMA KICK THAT STAR SPANGELED ASS!!”Yelled Sailor Tony.
His feet glowed with power and he flew down through the floor breaking all the floors like HUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!
“BEHOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!! MY NEWEST AND MOST BESTEST FOOOOOOORM!!!”Tony posed.
Clint claped politely.
“It sucks” said Steve.
“BITE ME” Yelled the Ton.
“Hulk was chasing Natasha through the lavoratory.
“HYLK HAPPY THAT THIS TOTALLY NECCESSARY ROMANCE SUBPLOT WAS ADDED IN!!” the leen green been macheen bellowed with happy. “NOW HULK FINALLY HAS WAIFU.”
Natasha shooted her gun at the Hulk. “Nobody wanted this and this is supid!!!”
“HULK WANTED THIS.”
“Shut up!!!”
“Muhuhuhuhuhahaha!!!!!” Tony cackled all evil and twirlt a fingre through his goatie. “Can you possibly defeet both me and the Hulk?”
Steves sheild hit Tony in the face and he went flying. “Gee I dunno” Steve said Steve. “But I sure think so.”
“Gee goya Steve nice shot!!!” said Clunt.
“Why are you doing that?” asked the Steve.
“Doing what?”
“Lately youv’e just kinda been complimenting Nat and I on everything we do and calling yourself A Useless and saying Gee Golly all the time…..”
“Weeeell I”ve been thinking Steve.” Clint said ponderously. “All these superhero stories these days are getting so intense. They’re all about explosions and famoose actors instead of flamboyant costunes and moustache twirling. I think with the nuw movie coming out we need to get sueprheroes back to their roots!!”
“What doesthat have to do with anything?”
“Im’ the sidekick!!!” Clint ejackulated. “My job is to be pretty and useless and emotional!”
“Man thas stupid” said Steve.
“Wow Steve that sure is a good point!!!”
“SHUT UP!!!!” Tony yelled. “Oh my GOD all you idiots do is BANTER, BANTER, BANTER.”
Steve raised an EYEBROW. “Oh Yeah ?better than holing up in a creppy old tower and building wired robots.”
Tony shot a missile at Steve. “DON’T YOU JuDgE ME RODGARS.”
“I will judge you all I want.” snarled Hsteve. “In fact…….. I think JUGEMENT DAY IS COM. I’m bringing in the cavalray.”
“What da bloody ballsack are you talking about?” demandeded Tony.
The wall ripped open.
“My merry brethren, what happy day
Has fall’n on us that we may jointly play
A jov’al sparring match between two crews;
And I the Stellar Spangled troupe do choose,”
Thor declaired and bransdih hammar.
TOBY CONTINUES!!!!!1!