La Basalisk
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La Basilisk
“Nick!” gasp Hawkryr. “I thought wou were taking a bubble bath!”
“Yeah well that plan changed,” said Nick Furry. “I heard you did something real stupid Steve.”
“What?” said Steve with offense. “I just wanted him to stop creepin on me in the shower!!!”
“I no. But you need to understand something, Steve. Your the little guy here.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means” says Furry, “that what Tony did was dtupid and selfish and wrong. But you shoulda just taken it. Because Tont is the big guy and hell crush yu like a twig.”
“Is that s threat???”
“STEVE” and Nick Furrys voice rung though with souch athority that Steve flinched. “I AM NOT YOU ENEME HERE. I AM NOT HERE TO HURT YOU. I AM TRYONG TO HELP YOU.”
“Why you think I m going to lose?”
“I don’t think you are gonna lose. I know yo ure gonna lose. See our buddy s=Stark is a billyonare. Hes rich. Hes famouse. Hes got fangirls pourin outa his ass. Hes smart and hes powerful. I undrastand that what he done did was rong, but listen to me Steve — you can’t win this. You’ll just be worse off then you were before because rich peeople can make your ;ofe hell.”
Steve only stod, his rippling biceps undulating.
“I:m sorry” said Nick Furry.
“You know what?” said Steve. “No. I don]t give a shit. Tonu eronged me and now heis goint to pay for it. I dont’ know where your dumb tun the othre cheek philosphopy comes from, vut notings gonna change if nothing happens.”
Nick Furry sigged. “I tryed” he said to hisself. “Well. I geuss I have no choice.”
“WHat you going to do Nicki?” said Hawkeye
“Not all heroes ware capes” Nick Furry said. “I have a suit myself.”
The lights turned on. Nick Furry was standing in the missle of the cave wearing a turtle fursuit.
“Oh my fucking god” said Natashi. “Are you fucing kidding me????”
“Not a chance bitch” Nick Furry scofed. He jumped down from the lege and did that Naaruto run at Steve: yelling “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Steve bracced himself for the attack but Furry rolled into turtle ball and boweled Steve over. Natasha shot Furry alot, but the bullots rikosheyed off.
“WINDS OF DESTINY, CHANG!!!!” bellowed Nick Furry, and his fursoot was transofmed into a fox forsuit. He begun to claw at Steve’s eyes.
“Oh no!” gasp Gawkeye. He tried to shoot an arrow at Furry but he mist. “Golly gee I”m just so useless.”
Narasha kicked Nick Furry away with her high hell. He rollt back and yelled “FURRY POWERS ACTIVAAAAATE!!!!”
“Wat Does The Fox Say” started to play from a tinny speeker on the fursuit. Natashas’ ears bleeded.
Steve through his Sheld at Nick Furry, but Furry summersalted away.
“Man!!!” Yellt Steve. “This guy can MOVE!!!!”
“You can’t defeet me” said Furry. “I am thee ultimate.”
“Let me help!” said Hawkryr.
“No!” Natasha shouted. “Im sorry, Flint, but youe just so usuless! Go sit in that coroner!”
Hawwkeye jogged ovre to the corner but he tripped.
“GOD FUCKING SAMMIT HAWKEY”
“I;m sorry!!!!’ wailed Hawkeye. “I’m jist so uselss!” A dvd case fell outta his pocket and slid across the floor.
“I tolled you to return Zootoopia before we og on this mission!” Natasha said. “WHy do you still have it?”
“ZOOTOOPIA?” Nick Furry perked up. “AW SHIT MAN THAT’S MY FAVRITE MOVIE!” He did the Narutop run to the Dvd.
Stece hit Nick Furry in the back of the head with his shield and picked him up by the sxuruff of the furrsuit. “Nic kyou said that I would could necer beat Tony. But you for got one thing. I am CAPTSIN AMERICA! IF FIGHT FOR TRUTH! JUST ICE! AND THE AMERCAN WAY! SOME GUY IN A TIN CAN HAS NOTHING ON ME!”
Furry shook his head. “Your still gonna die. But have it your way.”
“Hooray!!! Said Hawkeye. “I helped!!!”
Natasha patted him on the back. “Yojusd id a good job.”
TO BE CONTINUED