captien man

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Hi guys! So I saw the trailers for Civil War and ahhhhhhhh i'm so excited!!!!! So this isnt cannon (obviously lol) but i wanted to write my idea of Civil War. I hope you like it!!!!!!!! sorry i don't know how to do summaries
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Chambre of Secrets

Thapter 4
Capteen Man an the Chambre of Secrest

“I used to go to church sometimes when I was little. Havent done it in years now but I used to go all the time. The curch had this bigass picture of da Lard as like this old white guy and I was always like.

Man.

I want a steind glass window of me too.”

Bruck sigged. “U and your wired metafurs.”

“WHO IS GOD???” Tony slurrd violetly, wavving his arms around drunkenlop. “BRING HIM TOME. I WHANT TO FIGHT HIM.”

“Shh shh” Bruce pett tony head. “You migit be making Him mad.”

“GOOD I”LL KICK HIS ASS.”

“You betr sober up son. I tink da Capn America has beaten the Donal dTrump.”

“Then!” Tony daid dramatically, gesticulating with his bottle o whiskey. “We activate phase 2.”

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Da crew all climb through the trap door.

“Its dark down here lol” sayed GHaelkeye.

“Ye” said Steve. “Bucky, can you use your falhlight and — “

:There was an wekword pause as evryo one remembared.

“Oh,” Steve choked.

Tasha putted a hand on the shoulder of Stevv.

“I’m sorry Steve” she did say with wommanly passion. “I kno you two were — ” she leant to Clint/ “Whas that thing again were tow people hace a relationship based on trust and comitment?”

“Ooh! An assassion and the client?” said Haekeye.

“Friends,” sobbed Sreve “Buxky wsa my best friend.” He clung to Narasha and begins to cry into her boobbies.

There was the siund f a rapper crinkling. Svete and Natash turnt to see that Blint was eatin some chips.

“CLUNT.” seethed Blazk Widdow and she slappt Hawkeyde in his baby face cheek. “WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT EMOTIONAL.”

“Shurry” says Hawkete with his mouth so full of the chips. “ I got hungo.”

Steve brush the tears from his blue orbs. “No,” whispred he, “I gotta move on. Lesgo.”

They walk throuh the tunnl. It was dark and spooky like a hAllowen mansion, but Netasha does not know what hallowen is because she is not from America so the thinks it is just spooky.

“I wonder if the Teeneg Mutant Ninga Turtles are down here” giggled Hapweye.

“Don’t be hupid” huffed Natasha. “Theres not enough water for them in her. Turltes like water, so they will not be here.”

“Wow Tashy your so smart.”

Nat winked and her boobies giggled.

Steve was preocupied. He was thinking about Bucku and all the god times they had. One time Steve waked up in the middle of the night and saw bucky was watching him sleep. Actually that happent more then once. Bu ky was always so helpful too: like after all Steves underware went missing, Bucky voluntered to guard all Steves’ underware. Bucky took it real serious too, whenever Steve went to get his underwear Bucky was always in the drawer guarding it for him. Bucky gave Stevie back rubs and did the cooking and the cleaning and the laundry, even tho sometimes some of Steves clothes would be missing when he got the laundry back. One time when the shower broke, Bucky licked Steve clean. They had been such good fronds.

A single tear dripped from the bottom of Steve’s sculpted jawline. Oh Buck, he thought.

Something made a scuttling sound in front of them.

“WHO THERE” heve bellowed.

Natasha made a sighing sound. “Steve why did yo bother to hire asasins if your just going to be unstealthy like this?”

The scuttling thing stood up. It was too dark to see but I see a little silhoutetto of a man. “Ya’ll makin one big-ass mistake,” said the shadow. It was the directer Nick Furry.

TO BE CONTINUED!!! PLEASE REVIEW IF YOU LIKE IT :)))))

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