Ikaros Rises
Capter Six
“Man” said Tony, “sometimes I wish I was Jesus.”
Bruce shoke his head. “Why are you of the being so drunk?”
“Imagine the posibilitties!’ he wavd his hand in the air “if I was jesus I could make an OCEAN of wine.”
“Yeah thats really what you need right now” bruc was sarchasm.
“Have you ever wondred how Jesuses powers work? The human body is like sixty percent water. Cold Jesus turn sixty percant of someon’s body into wine? Shit, boy.”
“I didnt know you were being religious.”
“I dunno man,” said Tont. “Just… wow, just imagine.”
“For fucks sake man no more booze.”
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Dolan Trump takes out a machine gun.
“HOHOHO” hesays “JUST BEARIN MAH SECUND AMENMENT RIGHTS”
Hten he shoots at Steve.
“STEEEEEEEEEEVE” ballows bBucky
Steve was doging teh bullets………. IN SLOW LOTION!!!! One went ova his sholder. Another went between his longe legs. He did a summersalt and it went over him.
“hawkeye clapped with impressed.
“Uh dont you have a sheild?” said Natasha who was not impressed.
“Oh sorry I fergot” Cpatien America place his hand over his mouth and giggled.
Brick Window rollled her eyes. “Oh my god your such a f**cking show off/”
Steve tock out his Shield and the bullets abounce off. “Thid is boring” complained he. “I liked doding the bullots better.”
“Why” say bLack wicker as she shimmied undre a wave of bulets Do you have to be as reckles sas possible, Steve?”
“Yah.”
Hawkeye tok out an arrew and shooted at Donal tReump. It hit noe of the bullets and the two made a bigg ass explosion.
“ARRRRRARRAR” Predident Trump was grindin his teeth. “THis MAKE MA ANGRY. TIME FOR PHASE TWOO.”
So Dronald Tmump threw the gun behind him. It asploded like some sh*t from a Mickael Bay productuon. Then…….. he opened his mouth!!!
“TAAAAAKE COVER” ballowed Sieve.
Stev, Bucko, and Natashes hauled ass behinds a building.
“Uh guise?” says Hawkeye who was still tarped under the crushing waight of the average american coldege gradueights student lone dept. “What’s gonna hapen? Guys?”
Just then, a torrential wave of sh*t poured out of the mouth of President of the Unites States Donald Trump.
It covrad everything. It filled the flour and began piling up. Litre upon litre of stinking crap. The three heros hunkred down for deer life behind the building, pluggin they noses. Eventually, it died down.
“Hey I think its stoppin” saed Steve.
“Ill check” volunteered the Bucky. He pocked out his head. Seeing nothing, he started to stealth crawl out behind a pill of faeces. “I think were good! Maybe he only has so mocha sh*t he can spew out at a time!!!”
Doonald Trump hurtled the huge pile of poo in a single bound and landed in front of Bucky. He opened his mouth and regurgitated a stream of complete and udder crap.
The Iron Man loudspeeker turned back on. “JUST WHEN YOU THINK THAT PREDISENT DONAL DTRUP HAS RUN OUT OF SH*T TO SPEW OUT OF HIS MOUTH, THERE’S MORE!!! HE’S LIKE A HYDRA!! EVERYTIME YOU CUT OFF A HEAD VOMITTING OFFENSIVE, HORRIBLE SH*T, TWOO MORE GROW BACK!!!!!!”
“Hey!” said Stove. “DOn’t say that word! THat’s a dirty worsd!”
“WOT?” SAYS IRON MAN “SH*T?”
“No! Hydra!”
Pour Bucky was being married under an endless wave of pure faecal matter.
“Bucky you dumbdumb geet OUT OF THRE!” yelled Natasha.
“We..” Bucky tried to talk through the waves of shit falling into his mouth “We half to defeet this bad man for Steve to continue right?”
“THAT’S IS CORRECT.” blared the speaker.
“BUCKY!” Steve cried. “IT’S NOT SAFE FOR YOU!!! COME BACK HEAR!”
A small smile spread across Buck’s face. “It’s okay, Stevie. I will help you…. move on. You need to defeat Iron man right?”
Bucky pulled the jar of collorles likuid out and opene dthe lid. He took a big sip.
“AH/ Rejeuvinating.” Says to Bucky. Then Bucky began to wad through the sh*t towards the Resident Trump.
“BUFFY! STOP!!!”
But Bufky did not stop untel he was right in front of Trump. “C’mon big boy,” said Bycky, “let’s dance.”
And then bUckt turned his medal arm into a plunger and shoved it into the mouth of the Teump. The sh*t was pilin up behind it but it cold not pass Buck’s incroyable might. Eventually, it all backed up so much that there was one HUUUUUUUUGE EXPLOSION!!!
Faeces. Flew. Everywhar.
When the explosion was over Steve went running out. Bucku was lieing in th e middle of the park. The lower half of his bodu had been distroyed by the explason.
“BUCKYYYYY!!” Seve cried out. “NO!! NO!!!!”
“Come on…… Steve…. I promised to help you defeat Ion Man, right? Haha… this is jsut… the priceI must pay… Goodbye… Steve…”
“NO!!! NOT TODAY, BUCKY!! NOT TODAY!!”
“I’m sorry… Steve…” Bocky coughed one last time before he was stil.l
The blonde man stared into the dark orbs of hsi best friend. Steve used his fingartips too pull Bucly’s eyelids closed.
“Hey evarybody!!” said Hawekeye. “I was freeed by that explosoin!! What did I mis…? Oooooooooh.”
“Natasha was punch Hawkey. CLINT!!! Can you not see that Stev e is distrawt?”
“No, Tash-tash. It’s okey.” Steve whipped the tears from his bright blue orbs. “Let’s get going. Now… it’s personal.”
TO BE CONTINNUED.