Steves Tortur
Chaper 4
Stark Land
The Captan America, Back Widow, Hwkeye, and Bucky. They all were going to asasinate Iron man. They were standing at the place where the Iron Man Tower Was supposed to be but it was not they’re/
Instead there was a omnyous black streem that went into theabyss. And a boat.
“What da fuq” says Nat. “Where is the iron man.”
“Maybe if we go on the boat we will know.” helpfully suggest Clint.
“That is a good plan,” explained Steve, “I agree and lets go on the boat.”
Bucky still had the jar of colourles liquid. He was slurping out it with a stra.
They all went on the boat. The boat saled off into the water. It was a dark tunel like the one from the willy wonka movie that was actualy good.
Then……………… all of a sudan all these puppets start pooping out of the walls!!!!
“ITD A SMALL WORLD AAAAAFTER ALL ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL” they were singing.
There were puppets from all over the world. Puppets from Japan wearing the kimono. Puppets from russia drinking hte vodka. Puppets from French wearing the baguet. puppets from ireland eatingpotato. Puppets from germany with the black moustache over upper lip. puppets from Spanish with SOmbrero.
“THERES SO MCUH THAT WE SHARE THAT ITS TIME WE AWARE” the puppets sang
“ITS AA SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL” sang Hawkeye. He excitedly was boobing up and down to the beet.
A puppet of a bigass opera lady sang real loud in Natasha’ ear. Without even locking over her shoulder she took out a pistul and shot the puppet.
Bucky was opening and close the glass jar and he huffed tkhe fumes glike glue.
Steve was getting annoyed at these puppest that were singling “its a small world after all” by Mr Disney. But most have all; he was anoyed because there is no american puppets!!!!
“Hey” he complained “where are the puppets from america!”
“No.” said the puppets. “ther are no puppets from USA.”
Steve got down on his knees. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Puppets all laughed. And they laughed and they laughed laughed layghed laughed laughed.
The ride ended.
“WELCOME!” the puppets “WELCOME TO STARK Park!”
“Ehat is Stakr Park?” demanded of Steve.
“If you respel it, you get Stalkr And,” said Hoekeye with wise.
A sign above mthem read STARK PARK in bog old letters. THe ANTI-AMERICAN THEME PARK.
Steve got down on his knees. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“what does it MEAN??”
A loudspeaker boome d with Iron mans sexy voice. “Hello Steve. This is a park I made four you.”
“Aww” said Csptsin America. “I mean f**** off!”
“It is an amusement park. Or…….. shoulder I say…………. a NIGHTMARE PARK!!!!”
Steve got down on his knees. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“It is full of your WOSRT NIGHTMARE. Good luck!” Then Tony SHark was laughing evilly into the speaker.
Natasha shot the speaker.
“Ow,” said TOny. Then it left.
“Steve you have to get up,” said Hawko. “Bucky help me get Steve up.”
Bucky looked at Steves tight spandax-clad ass. He bit his lip.
“Bucky?”
“WHat? Oh yeah.”
They pulled the crying Steve to his feet. Then they did that clap-on-the-back-bro-thing.
“Lets look around” said Steve. He stepped foward.
“Wathc out!” exclaimed Black Widew and she tackled him and they fell to the ground.
Sudenly a swarm of flying fox bats with old white peeple faces swooped down from the sign. They started scramming. and pecking at everyones’s hair.
“VAXINES CAUSE AUTISM” they creamed “MIDDLE EASTREM PEOPLE ARE TERRISTS. I HACE A BLACK FRIEND SO I AM RACE EXPERT.”
Finally they flu into the distense. “What were those?” puzzled Hawkeye.
“Pteropus insaneus or the Flying Fox News” warn Nat. “be carefully.”
“Wow you are sexya nd also smart tashy” Cliny explained. Nlack Widow winked and her bobbies jiggled all hot.
There is all sorts of other attracshuns in the STARK PARK. Roller coster that takes the Confederate Flag shape. NRA shooting range where can try to shoot the signs that say “GUNS KYLE PEOPLE” to win a a teddy bare. Haunted house that says Wstboro Baptist CHurch on its front. The gang walked past all of these. Steve was crying.
They walked into the food quart.
“God I am starving!” ejackulated hAwkete. He went to the cotten candy mashine which sold only the finnest slave-picked cotton. Butt it did not work. He went to the hot dig mashine wich sold weiners based off of Antony Weiners dick pix. But it also did not work. He went to the Made In America berger shoppe where they took foods from otter countres and made them but with burgurs. but it also did not work.
“Hey” compained to Haeye. “None of dese work!”
“Just like the government of U.S.A!” cackled Tonny on the loudspeaker.
Steve shock his angry fist.
“We half to get out of her!” ekclaimed Blank Widow.
“God idea,” agreed Steve. And so they all started to run.
“Hey I think I can see the exit” noticed Bucky.
They all saw it. But then…………………… Hokey skreamed.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” he yyelled.
“Hawjeye!!!!!!1!!!” NATAShe gasped her tittys bouncing at she turned around.
Hookeye was being crushed under a biggass pile of paper. “WHAT ARE THESE!!!”
Steve picked off one and read it. “This is……. a student loan paper???”
“YES” says the loudspeaker “THIS IS THE CRUSHING WAIT…………... OF THE AVARAGE AMERICAN COLLEDGE GRADUATES STUDENT DEBT!!!!!!”
You cold here footsteps coming closer and colser.
“Sumone is not coming!” observantly yelled Bucky.
“YES. YOU HAVE YET TO FACE THE GARDIEN OF THE STARK PARK. THE…….. FINAL BOSS SO TO SPEAK.”
A man in a suit (the suit that has a tye not a superman suit) with hare that looked like puke was coming colser.
“Hello sir are you the final boss?” Hawkeue’s momma had always taut him to be polit.\\
“Yes” says the man with a voice of evil. “It is me…….. President Of The United States Donald Trump.”
TO BE CONTINUD!!!!!!!!!!!