the IRON PLAN
Capter 3
it is time for tony
Meanwhilemeanwhile Iron man was having a meeting too. it was very serious.
“boo hoo hoo, cried Tont.
Bruce Banner sighed and passed Tony a nother kleenix.
“he HATS me,” Tony sobs.
“Yeah brobably” admitted bruce.
He held our his empty classof licker. “Brucy top me off.”
“No you’ve had enough.”
“Jargle top me off.”
“YES MY LORD” beeped July. he poured more booze in the glass of iron man. Tony chugged it all.
“Arr this is depressing” said Tony.
“You’r telling me,” Bruce exclaime, “Are you just goint to be sit here and cry until Steve shows up to mop the floor with you?”
“...yes?”
“Look at you!” Bruce pointed his finger angrily.
Tony was wearing boxers an an undershirt with stains all over it from the Cheetos and booze. He had grown a big ol bread like Hagrid (AN: hes from the movie Harry Potter) and he gained many pounds.
“Leave me alon. I am distraught.” he said, distraught.
“Seriously!!! Steve left like two hours ago!! Are u going to let him be getting to you this much!”
Tony sniveled. “maybe?”
“NO!! I thought you were being IRON MAN, not HYDRATED MAGNESIUM SILICATE MAN! You are being self-contained and strong! You must do REMIND Stev who is the BOSS!!!!”
Bruce was so full of viril passion that he begun to Hulk out. Re hipped off his shirt.
“But Bruce what will do?” he ask.
“WHAT WILL YOU DO!! YOU WILL FIGHT BACK!!” he poked tony with his big green finger. “YOU SHOW THAT CAPTIEN AMERICA WHO IS BEInG THE BOSS!”
“Yes,” Iron man agreed.
“WHO IS THE BOSS?”
“The boss is me.”
“LOUDER”
“The boss is me!”
“LOUDERRRRRRR” Hulk roared.
“THE BOSS,” Tony bellowed, “IS ME!”
“WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE DOING?”
“I WILL FIGHT SIEVE!”
“YESSSSSS”
“JUMANJI!” Tonyt damanded. “GET ME THE PHONE!!”
He made a call.
“Yes?” said a man voice on the end of the line.
“Hello……………………. Nick Furry.”
“Whassup, son? I’m in the middle of mah bubble bath.”
“I need you to help me degeat Captane America.”
“Shit, whgat did you do this time?”
“Nooooothing.”
“You always do something. Why I gotta haul your ass outta trouble?”
“Uh well.” Tony couvred the mouthpeice. “Bruce what do I say?”
“Even I am not knowing why I am helping you.”
“Thanks alot.” Iron man speaked to Nick Furry. “Because I can build you a superbomputer to hold all your weirdass porn.”
There was a pause. “........You know about that?”
“I am a CEO. Invasions of privacey are childs play.”
“You play dirtier than a dung beatle.”
“I now.”
“Fine. Ill help you.”
Tony was excited. “Who else can we get on hour side?”
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm,” hmmed bruce. “Spiderman?”
“No, no. He went of with that Deadpool guy to celebrate the movie coming out?”
“Oh, the Deadpool movie?”
“No, Alvan and the Chipmunks 4: Road CHip.”
“Right, who else we got?”
“Uh, I dunno… Ant Man?”
“Im not working with that guy until he returns my washing machine.”
“I guess its just us then.”
“Just how Papa likes it,” Tony said. “Now then I have a…. IRON PLAN.”