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文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

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Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin, Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Howard Phillips Lovecraft (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jouno Saigiku (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tanizaki Junichirou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs), Miyazawa Kenji (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin/Higuchi Ichiyou, Tachihara Michizou/Tanizaki Junichirou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jouno Saigiku/Suehiro Tecchou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ozaki Kouyou/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oda Sakunosuke/Sakaguchi Ango (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi/Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo/Tayama Katai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Howard Phillips Lovecraft/John Steinbeck (Bungou Stray Dogs), Louisa May Alcott/Lucy Maud Montgomery (Bungou Stray Dogs), Bram Stoker (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tachihara Michizou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Higuchi Ichiyou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tanizaki Naomi, Kajii Motojirou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nathaniel Hawthorne (Bungou Stray Dogs), Margaret Mitchell (Bungou Stray Dogs), Louisa May Alcott (Bungou Stray Dogs), Lucy Maud Montgomery (Bungou Stray Dogs), John Steinbeck (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mark Twain (Bungou Stray Dogs), Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald (Bungou Stray Dogs), Suehiro Tecchou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ookura Teruko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hirotsu Ryuurou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yumeno Kyuusaku | Q (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Oguri Mushitarou/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Sakaguchi Ango (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ace (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Haruno Kirako, Karma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Alexander Pushkin (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ivan Goncharov (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oguri Mushitarou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Bram Stoker / Ace (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Oda Sakunosuke/Sakaguchi Ango (Bungou Stray Dogs), Haruno Kirako/Tanizaki Naomi, Kamui (Bungou Stray Dogs)

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Disclaimer: this is old so if there are any... arguable... ships i promise ive changed for the better

Chapter 3

April 20, 2025 at 09:42 AM

nikolai: I’m a reverse necromancer!
sigma: Isn’t that just-
fyodor: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, (syntax error). It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, nikolai. Fuck you.

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