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liyue high
keqing: i feel like i made a grave mistake but i cant remember what it is
keqing: oh wait nvm now i know
kazuha: what was it??
keqing: i told ms pugh i lost the splashway form and then i walked away (she didnt give me another one)
keqing: honestly i didnt even want to come
keqing: splashway with two bitchy teachers and another 14 bitchy students? (no offense
kazuha: none taken tbh
kazuha: i dont want to go either.
kazuha: she keeps going like “well, i guess you cant go next week,” yeah ok i dont care
heizou: i wih i was on student council
thoma: no you dont
thoma: ms pugh sucks
diluc: true.
diluc: and childe sucks
childe: Bro cant a man talk to his boyfriend???
diluc: you say that every time
mona: context pls
lisa: every single day he runs into the stuco lounge to talk to zhongli like stfu
dehya: wait whose on stuco again
lisa: kazuha vice pres, zhongli is the president, im historian, thoma and diluc are on the committee (dk wtf that is), amber and eula are advisers (idk wtf that is either) and i think thats it
lisa: wait let me check rq 💀
dehya: how do you forget the roles of student council 💀
lisa: MB MB
lisa: keqing is secretary and albedo is treasurer
mona: ohh
albedo: that one time keqing threw a coffee machine at childe
childe: zhonglis so cute thp
venti: ikr
childe: stfu
childe: 😡
ayato has changed venti’s name to ‘mr steal yo girl’
mr steal yo girl: lmao
keqing: i wanna die ms pugh just made ey contact with me and i swear to GOD she glared
aether: WAKE UP GET OUT GET OT THERE
lumine: bro its literally wake up get up get out there
heizou: bro is it just me or is there a Small tiny Speck of fire in the science room
heizou: nvm its getting bigger
ayato: it might just be me but i think t(e schoosl on fire
Liyue High’s Student Council
1:45
Jean Gunnhildr: The school is apparently on fire, please evacuate the building and do not panic. Student council, Ms Pugh would like to see you all so you can assist in helping take out the fire.
diluc: bro what
diluc: im actually done
diluc: im a teenager too? just cause people voted for me doesn’t mean i’m a qualified fire fighter
keqing: fr like i didnt study and earn a GED certificate?? tf you want me to do? do you want me to have a fist fight with the fire? there’s literally nothing i can do
kazuha: i would say i dont get paid enough for this but the thing is i dont get paid at all
zhongli: ms pugh can burn nah im saving myself
lisa: prolly needs help carrying her fatass
diluc: 💀
albedo: smd im running
thoma: just left the building, ms pugh is literally outside
diluc: i’d rather get kicked off of student council then have the last thing i see be ms pugh’s fatass
diluc: i actually dont know how to explain how much i dislike ms pugh
zhongli: im already home 💀
keqing: went with him 😭
albedo: his house is rlly nice
liyue high
1:23
scaramouche: MS PUGH’S FATASS IS FUCKING BLOCKING THE FIRE EXIT
scaramouche: MOVE BITCH
scaramouche: LIKE IDGAF ABOUT UR “dont panic” SHIT
scaramouche: FUCKIGN BITCH I SAID MOVE
venti: aint no way scaramouche just shoved ms pugh and ran out
mona: during her speech too 💀💀
scaramouche: MONA R U A FUCKING DUMBASS??? GET IN MY CAR AND FUCKING DRIVE DUMBASS
scaramouche: actually nvm get burned bitch im stepping on it 😹😹
keqing: theres no way ms gunnhildr is talking about lunch detention 💀
heizou: Fuck that old ass bitch 🔥🔥🔥
heizou: holding onto the back of scara’s mercedes 💪
scaramouche: Siri send message in all caps quote HAYZO YOU F*CKING FATA*S I HATE YOU AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE unquote SEND IT SIRI SEND IT OH MY F*CKING GOD YOU B*TCH
scaramouche: bro where did kazuha go
scaramouche: i swear he was in the passenger seat
kazuha: i went in the back seat
kazuha: if we crash you might die first
thoma: why r u messaging him 💀
kazuha: he’s driving so fast idk if he can hear me
childe: did zhongli die 😔😔😔
zhongli: no im at my house with keqing and albedo
childe: Thank the Tsaritsa
xiao: we’re not in that country anymore
venti: are mondstatderd border hoppers
heizou: i think either liyuens or sumerians are borderhopping
childe: @zhongli Wanna go on a date tmrw
zhongli: okay
keqing: im next to him he deleted a ‘<3’ cuz he decided it was too cliche
albedo: very cute!
kokomi: HELP WHY IS 4 BIG GUYS PLAYING ON THE SCHOOL SPEAKER 💀💀💀💀
venti: when you have a picklock 😹
diluc: venti wtf
childe: lvoe this
childe: (theres four big guys, their grabbing on my thighs, they bel
venti: this song is ass. i weny on shuffle
venti: hold up Lemme do some bluetooth rq
kokomi: NOW ITS POSE FOR THE FANS
childe: Pose for the fans pxpxpoo-po-p oo-poxpoose for the fans 😈😈
diluc: not childe pretending to be in an edit
venti: HEL IM DECEDSEAED MY SOUL IS LITERALLY FLYING AWAY
venti: Gotta admit, i’m the one who set the school on fire.
kazuha: 💀
heizou: 💀💀💀💀
scaramouche: bro tf 💀
mona: HELP 💀
raiden: LMFAOAO 💀☠️
zhongli: 💀💀
kokomi: ☠️☠️☠️
sara: ☠️☠️💀
beidou: 🏴☠️
ningguang: wtf 💀💀
kaveh: LMAOOOM💀☠️☠️☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️☠️☠️🏴☠️💀☠️☠️
yanfei: THIS IS THE END OF US SLEEPING WITH THE MOON AND THE STARS AND I KNOW WHERERRERETE YIHD BKHOLDLLDLDLDK YOU CANNSEE US AFALLLINH
yanfei: oh mb this was a chain
yanfei: OH MY GOD IM THE ONE WHO RECOMMENDED THIS SONG BRO
yanfei: YOU SAID YOUD BE UP IN THE MORNING, GONNA HAVE AN EARLY NIGHT‼️‼️ AND UR STATEING TO BORE ME BABY WHY’D YOU OHLY CALL ME WHENUR HIGH???? 😭😭😭
ganyu: i genuinely forgot yanfei didnt come to school today so she could visit a karaoke club in sumeru
yanfei: why are these ppl surprised when they hear good music..
hu tao: HELP IM IN THE BATHROOMS WHY IS THER EFIRE
scaramouche: 💀
hu tao: i was taking the biggest shir ever
xiao: shut up
keqing: dont be so rude
hu tao: AND THEN FIRE WSS EVEEYWHERE BRO
hu tao: also whoever put the mysic on ty
yanfei: bro whats goung on?
heizou: venti set the school on fire 💀
yanfei: oh
hu tao: And i built this house
hu tao: Of memories
diluc: wait wheres ayato
ayato: Yo i finally got wifi
thoma: where are you :(
ayato: the moon
diluc: unfunny
ayato: no seriously 😤
ayato:
*attached image* camera
heizou: lmfao
ayato: i got accepted by nasa
heizou: Nah bro u became a space subject 💀
heizou: Hope u survive
ayato: Hey diary guess what (“What?”) it’s fourth of july im so happy goodbye 2007 hello 2008
diluc: what 💀