america has a problem
liyue high
kokomi: i want to shave all my hair off idk why its so frizzy
kokomi: btw dont listen to that hack that says “Only condition ur tips not the middle of ur hair it will make ur hair less frizzy” it made it more frizzy dont do it
heizou: Schools burnt down
venti: Lmfao
kaeya: we should have a party bro
kaeya: Schools closing time is estimated for two wekes
ayato: OMG WE’RE GONNA SKIP MARH FINALS
thoma: no theyre gonna make us do it on the week after
ayato: oh
heizou: BRO WHEN IS SCHOOL ENDING IM SOMKAD
kazuha: in like three weeks
heizou: Hi kazuha ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
kazuha: hi heizou ❤️❤️
venti: read both of them merged together as ‘Heizuha’ and i was like wtf 💀
ayato: HELP IM SLOWLY FLOATING TOWARDS MERCURY
childe: i forgot he was in space
yanfei: why are so many people’s statuses say “probably not coming back online soon” like huh..
kazuha: did u not hear? a bunch of our classmates were caught doing illegal shit and got arrested
venti: that includes mw
venti: me after taking cop phone 😈😈😈
heizou: gay son or thot daughter?
venti: honestly, ive never figured out the right answer
venti: but tbh id say gay aoJNS8N
ayato: wait who are sll the ppl who got arrested
yanfei: how are you still texting us youre literally floating towards jupiter
ayato: Wehn ur rich and have hitpsot
yanfei: uhh i think venti, childe, scaramouche, xiao, hu tao, diluc, lumine, aether, ayaka, and like two others
kazuha: 😭