can we survive high school??

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can we survive high school??
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iโ€™ll never post a chatfic after this one. i swear. i promise.-xiao: why do you have crutches?hu tao: i did a backflip off the stairs for fifty dollarsheizou: that money is going straight to your medical bill ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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saturday ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆaka: deviousday
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truth or dr dre ๐Ÿ’€

liyue high

approximately 2:37 AM

kaveh: they all yelling shady shady

kaveh: Damn shady u so vicous

kaveh: so misterious u so gorgeous!!

ayato: shady is crazy ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

kaveh: Lets play truth or dre

kazuha: bro ms pugh should die

kaveh: Lmfao

kazuha: she yelled at em frr not bringing student council from

kazuha: I. Slept for five hours because some dumbass decided to drive to Dallas Texas and back (it took about 13 hours) (we came back at 2am) (we went directly there from school) aND I TOLD HER IT AND SHE STILL GOT MAD LIKE SMD DONT ASK ME THAT SHIT

kazuha: โ€œwheres your form?โ€

kazuha: wheres ur husband?

kazuha: wheres ur hairline???ย 

kazuha: wheres the pigmentation of your skin?ย 

kaveh: bro really went there ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

kazuha: wheres ur friends??? considering her favorite show is friends she should stop watching things she doesnt have

heizou: damn ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

kazuha: hw are u funtionicing perfctly

kazuha: you wwere also there

heizou: Nah cuz i slept in the car

kazuha: but you were the one driving

heizou: lol

kaveh: PLAY TRUTH OR DRE WITH ME

ayato: buck buck buck buck booyakasha

diluc: shut up

kaeya: OMG YES

kaeya: Dirty versionโ€ฆ.. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

lisa: fr!

thoma: ๐Ÿ’€

zhongli: its embarrassing asf whenever someone says โ€œim under ur bedโ€ like i sleep on the floor ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

*attached image* from: snapchat

venti: for those that dont feel like opening it, its a photo of him on the floor w/ a snapchat caption

childe: BABYGIRL NO

xiao: SHUT THE FUCK UP

keqing: bro ๐Ÿ’€

kaveh: Ok who wants to go firstย 

childe: ME A

heizou: how do u do dares if this is online

kaveh: ok fien party at my plave except im too broke for drinks and we all have to play truth or dre (Make everyone u know come

venti: ok ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

liyue high

3:05

kaveh: ok guys lets star

ayato: why ae we messaging when we are all infont of eahc other

kazuha: cuz its cooler like thay!!!

kaveh: btw if the person cant do the dare/answer the question, the entire grouo has to answer a truth

ayato: ok

scaramouche: bro can i like leave

raiden: no lmao

mona: no ๐Ÿ’€

kaveh: scaramouch ask someon

scaramouche: bro thats not how you spell my fucking name

thoma: it was probably a typo!!

kaveh: Lmfao no it wasnt

kaveh: AND THAT IS HOW U SPEL IT SOMETIMES.L CUZ COMEMEDIS DELLARTE

kazuha: just had the most random thought. 8, 2, and 6 are all girls an 8 is the oldest, 2 is the middle and 6 is like pretty young And they are all mixed yp a lot

zhongli: i could go on about number lore for days

kaveh: anyways do The question asking

scaramouche: childe truth ordare

childe: TRUTH!!!!!

scaramouche: pussy ๐Ÿ’€

childe: Nvm dare.

scaramouche: leave and never come back

childe: Nah

kaveh: truth time!!!!!!!

ayato: HELP I USED A GENERATOR AND SPECIFICALLY PUT IT ON dDIRTYโ€™ (the first question was: are u a virgin)

ayato: should we answer it or nah

ayato: Actually dont answer it im doing another one

ayato: would u rather dtae an ugly person whos good in bed or a hot lerspon whos bad in bed

scaramouche: death

kazuha: tbh a hot person cuz like who says i gotta go in bed w/ them ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

heizou: since when did u use that emoji..

kazuha: kinda felt right yk

heizou: Anyways ugly person

thoma: hot tbh

ayato: Ugly fr

diluc: ugly.

raiden: HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!1!!11!

mona: hot lmao

lumine: HOT

ayaka: ugly.. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

lisa: any as long as i get laid ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

kaeya: IM WITH MY BESTIE HERE

albedo: hot

kaveh: ok now ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

kaveh: Venti truth or fare

venti: DAREโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

ayato: help this egeneator is so balls its crazy

kaveh: bro let me see it

kaveh: HELP LMFAO

kaveh: it says whisper in a persons ear their name really seductively

venti: bro what is that wording

kaveh: Whisper a persons name really seductively in the same persons ear

venti: ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

zhongli: hlep

scaramouche: bro didnt even hesitate and went for zhongli ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

ayato: thats actually crazy

heizou: i expected him to moan but all i hear is a low af groan ๐Ÿ’€

venti: honestly me myself and i were also expecting to moan but like it just didnt happen yk

zhongli: crying rn

venti: me after being an aloha ๐Ÿ”ฅ

kaveh: *Spins wheel* heizou ask domsone

heizou: Kazuha.

kaveh: br

heizou: turhtnor dare!!!!

kazuha: truth

ayato: This is crazy

heizou: bro give me the phone

heizou: ย HELP ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

heizou: anyways lmao

heizou: Biggest turn off in a partner

kazuha: uh

kazuha: those ones that are like โ€œThey stumble into their apartment, lips never unlockingโ€ like nah wait for that shitย 

diluc: why so specific ๐Ÿ’€

kazuha: like aint no one need to see that!!! just get inside then kiss me tf bro

ayato: heizouโ€™s making notes ๐Ÿ’€

thoma: tears are leaving my eyes

kaveh: THOMA UR NEXT!!! (i spint the wheel)

thoma: uh

ayato: Me!11111!1!1!

thoma: ayato, truth or dare?

ayato: o-oMg.. he aked me โ€ฆ

diluc: stfu

ayato: Dare ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

raiden: help why is thoma singing under his breath ๐Ÿ’€

mona: i can hear him, its the pretty little psycho song

thoma: its such a good song stop

thoma: make me make me impressed hey!

thoma: make me make me obsessed ohhhย 

thoma: oh oh oh, oh here we go walkin talkin like i know i want ur pretty little psycho!!ย 

thoma: oh oh oh oh here we go baby strike a pose i want ur pretty little psycho!!

thoma: pretty little pretty little pretty little psycho!!!!

thoma: anyways lol

ayato: Hes so cute โค๏ธโค๏ธ right dilucย 

lumine: DILUC SMILED FR!!!!!!!ย 

lumine: i mean he was

venti: ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

zhongli: na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na

venti: ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

zhongli: na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na

venti: ROMPE ROMPE ROMPEEE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

zhongli: na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na

venti: LETS GO!!!!

venti: amy boo no se limita a la hora de romper su pum pum ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

venti: lmfao i dont eaven speak spanish

zhongli: con curvas mรกs calientes que el sur, right through!!

venti: love u

thoma: Bro let me ask the question

kaveh: wait let me get u another website that one is Goofy

venti: los cacos estan ready las mamis estan ready!!!!!!!

zhongli: en la calle estamos ready yeah yeah andamos readyย 

venti: los barrios estan ready ONE TWO GET READY COME ONN,โ€ฆ.

zhongli: oh oh oh oh

venti: ROMPE ROMPE ROMPEEย 

zhongli: na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na (bien guillao)

venti: ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜น

zhongli: na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na (ese cuerpo ella lo)

venti: ROMPE ROMPE ROMPE ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

zhongli: na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na (bien guillao)ย 

venti: ARE U READDYYYYYY?????

kaveh: HELP THIS WEBSITE HAS CRAZY STUFF

thoma: bro i dont like any of these ๐Ÿ™

kaveh: I dont care

kaveh: Ok ur dare is 26. You have to keep your hand on the very inner thigh of the person next to you for the next round.

ayato: Smirks evilly

lumine: diluc literally shifted away

ayato: Smirks evilly to the persin on the other side

lumine: notice how its thoma

kaveh: Lmao i did that on purpss

venti: IM A PUPPET ON A STRING TRACY ISLAND TIME TRAVELIN DIAMOND CUTTER SHAPED HEARTACHES

childe: br what

venti: wait none of u know this song..

zhongli: come to find you four in some velvet morning years to late shes a silver lining lone ranger riding through an open space

venti: love u fr..

venti: IN MY MIND WHEN SHES NOT RIGHT THERE BESIDE ME, I GO CRAZY CAUSE HERE ISNT WHERE I WANNA BEEE

zhongli: and satisfaction feels like a distant memoryย 

venti: AND I CANT HELP MYSELF, ALL I EVER WANNA SAY IS โ€œARE YOU MINE?โ€

zhongli: well, are you mine?

venti: ARE U MINE??? ARE U MINE???

venti: AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHย 

kaeya: venti after decent human contact

lisa: venti after decent human contact from zhongli specifically

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