can we survive high school??

liyue high

dehya has been added

dehya: BRO MS PUBES OR WHATEVER TF HER WHITEASS NAME ISA IS A FUCKING BITCH SHE SHOULD FUCKING SUC’ MY FAGASS DICK KIKE GO FIND A HUSBAND YOU FUCKING PISSY BITCH

dehya: oh mb

dehya: i was talking to someone else then this popped up

cyno: ms pugh sucks she yells at me for no reasoj

ayato: nah cuz idk what u saying she HAS reasons to yell at you 💀💀

kazuha: she doesnt have reasons to yell at me!! 😭

heizou: NAH BC IM NOT EVEN SAYING THIS BC I LVOE KAZU MORE THAN ALL OF U BUT ITS TRUE SHE YELLS AR KAZUHA SO MCH 😭😭

diluc: at the student council party 💀💀

kazuha: bro she was all like “kazuha. i said YOUR 👏 MOM 👏 IS 👏 HERE” like why tf are u clapping??

zhongli: and then she looked at the parent standing next to her and said “literally hes just staring at me like i speak a foreign language” 😭😭 like i dont think they relate??

gorou: Shes a fucking fatass and nobody except the popular kids like her

kaeya: THATS NOT TRUE!!!!!

albedo: ms pugh is so annoying she literally told me that i should start dating some random girl i dont even know like huh??

kaeya: omg hi bedo.. 😻

albedo: hi

kaeya: Dan we date

diluc: bro

albedo: i thought we already were

kaeya: ohf

ayato: ELP WE WASMPLAYING THAT’REPEAT ME’ GAME THING AND CHILDE TOLD ZHONGLI “my boyfriend ajax is the hottest guy in the world” AND ZHONGLU GOT UP AND LEFT 💀💀💀

childe: guys bro its ok he texted me that i was indeed the hottest gyy in the world

scaramouche: pity 💀💀

thoma: tsukasa tenma ❤️

kazuha: love him ❤️ 

zhongli: absolutely adore him ❤️ 

gorou: the authors three favorites

xingqiu: IN THHHHHHHHHHHHHNEED VILLE!!

mona: that one time in fourth period when we were gonna watch a christmas movie and xingqiu randomly yelled “YO WE SHOULD WATCH THE LORAX!!!” and then we watched the lorax

heizou: Me after committing identity theft against my bf

kazuha: wh

heizou: it was for chat gpt

heizou: i didnt wanna use my phone njmner so i used yours then i out ur bday and ur name on it 💀💀💀

diluc: i seriously want a list of whos friends and whos rivals this is so confusing

gorou: xiao and keqing are friends, apparently scara and heizou are frenemies, zhongli and kazuha are best friends, venti is friends with anyone, ayato hates scaramouche xiao and alhaitham, every one fucking hates alhaitham, kazuha and scaramouche are probably friends, lisa and kaeya are besties and i dont fuckign know the rest bro and i dont wanna type them

venti: XIAO AND KEQINF ARE FRIENDS????

hu tao: YOU DIDNT KNOW TNJAT ????

hu tao: author hasnt been giving them much screen time ❤️💔

keqing: im imagining those wattpad stories where the characters call the creators “author-chan”

xiao: 💀

kokomi: photo of me at the beach fr 

*attached image* from: camera

scaramouche: i mean you look nice but like youd look nicer if your eyebrows were a little farther apart and maybe if your chin was smaller 

kokomi: 😨

scaramouche: bro what it was a compliment

heizou: scaramouche trying to give people compliments challenge go

kazuha: kokomi you look great and i apologize in advance on behalf of his behavior

kokomi: im cacklifn rn

kokomi: “youd look nicer if ur eyebrows were farther apart” aHelP

xingqiu: WOORLD DONT REVOLVE AROUND U GIRL U NOT THE ONLY ONEE

xingqiu: WORLD DONT REVOLVE AROUND U GIRL U NOT THE ONLY ONEE

xingqiu: WORLD DONT REVOLVE AROUND U GIRL U NOT THE ONLY ONE

heizou: bro we get it

thoma: beyonce ❤️

kazuha: love her ❤️

zhongli: absolutely adore her ❤️

kaeya: 💀

mona: bro idk what these oeople saying with their “mona hate club” like i have looks

scaramouche: LOOKS LIKE U AITN GOT NO MONEY 💀💀💀💀

fischl: 💀💀

kaeya: bro lisa and i just ran up three flights of stairs i think my girl lost her vision 😭

lisa: ten coss

kaeya: GIRLY NO 💔

kaeya: who decided to give us classes on the fourth floor.. thats crazy..

kaeya: LISA MY BAE DW I’LL SAVE U!!

lisa: towess

kaeya: YA!!

kaeya is now offline

ayaka: if youre in mrs o’briens 4th period i probably love you ❤️❤️

ayato: BRO WHAT IS THE SPOTIFY NAME FOR THE ‘PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY’ BUT IT HAS THAT TIKTOK SOUND AT THE END IM FUCKING MAD IDK WHAT ISTS CALLED

ayato: im.gona. KJLL MHSELF

thoma: dont say such a thing!

diluc: do you want a before and after pic?

gorou: two types of people 💀

diluc: why is gorou just the random single person whos just here

xingqiu: Bc the author makes him say soemthing when she doesn’t know who to make something say

Heizou: I should’ve brought you flowers… and held your hand.. Gave you all my hours..

kuki: how did his name bcome capitalized 💀💀

ARATAKI ONI ITTO: KUKI ‼️‼️🙏🙏

kuki: nvm

kuki is now offline

venti: WHEN DID HE CHANGE HIS NAME.. 💀

ARATAKI ONI ITTO: HEY AYATO MY BRO!! I MADE YOU A LATE BIRTHDAY EDIT

ayato: my birthday was two months ago 💀💀

ARATAKI ONI ITTO: HERE U GO!!!

*attached image* from: CapCut

mona: not the capcut template 💀

ayato: oh

ayato: its great

ayato: love it

heizou: bro loves it so much hes gonna hang it up on his wall

ARATAKI ONI ITTO: HEIZOU MY BRO!!!!!!

scaramouche: bro are you like stuck on caps lock or something?? do you need help??? tf

kazuha: dont be so rude

ayato: But back on topic of that song,

ayato: it went like “and all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy” and instead of the NANANANANANNONONON it goes like “and all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy 😈 Dou. Dou, dou, dou. Dou, dou dou? Dou, Do-dou.”

gorou: bro’s tiktok sound was so good it counted as a question 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

venti: shut the FUCK UP

venti has kicked gorou out

venti: anyways

venti: bro’s tiktok sound was so good it counted as a question 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

thoma: mangos ❤️

kazuha: love them ❤️

zhongli: absolutely adore them ❤️

zhongli: dude ajax is like streaming right now and hes been cackling, crying, flirting, screaming, and fucking breaking his mouses for over an hour now should i go check on him

keqing: flirting?? 💀

ayato: Nah, Nah. It’s Normal For Streamers Like Us.

xingqiu: bro types like the ten year olds that wanna feel fancy ‼️‼️🙏🙏