get up out my face u doodoo head dummy
liyue high 🔥
3:00am
childe: bro
childe: why tf is scara sneakig out
childe: i was driving and i see u running down the fucking street
scaramouche: im going to heizou and kazuhas house so i can beat heizou in his sleep
heizou: Bro
heizou: how were you planning to get in..
hu tao: is everyone awake rn
hu tao: btw lili and childe got in a fiteghte
childe: stfu
xiao: going to zhonglis rn
scaramouche: dude im kinda in love again
childe: With mazuha!!????
heizou: br Can u stoo that 🙁
heizou: hes MY chte little baby girl 🐺❤️😍
xingqiu: Yo im writing rn
heizou: childe where are u
childe: at brookshire brothers
childe: i was tryna buy a mango popsicle but like they arent open surpisnringly
heizou: im gonna go find u
heizou: then punch u
heizou: cuz U keep telling me scara is in love w my bf and like i kinda like my bf ngl so u need to Shut up 🤑🐺
heizou: and second cuz u made zhongli sad and kazuha is friends wirh zhongli so
heizou: and three cuz scara tried to beat me
childe: THE THIRD PART ISNT MY FAULT
xingqiu: Yo
xingqiu has added 30+ people
Hogwarts School of Rizzcraft and Rizzardry 😈🔥
Shikanoin Heizou of Gryffindor: bro
Shikanoin Heizou of Gryffindor: im not in the mood for ur roleplaying shit xingqiu
Xingqiu of Ravenclaw: PLS IT TOOK ME 5 TRIES TO SPELL GRIFINDIR JUT GIVE IT A TRY
Ajax ‘Childe’ Tartaglia of Slytherin: WHY AM I SLYTHERIN????
Scaramouche of Slytherin: lmao
Zhongli of Ravenclaw: can i sleep pls
Zhongli of Ravenclaw: im just a teensy bit tired
Kaedehara Kazuha of Ravenclaw: xingqiu i thought you said multiple times that i should be in gryffindor??
Xingqiu of Ravenclaw: ya but like youd be a little cuter if u were in ravenclaw yk
Kaedehara Kazuha of Ravenclaw: if youre trying to say ‘but blue matches you more!’ red is kinda my color
Xingqiu of Ravenclaw: 😡😡
Xingqiu of Ravenclaw: heizou kazuha can u guys get in a fight and break up for a small amount of moment
Shikanoin Heizou of Gryffindor: y
Kaedehara Kazuha of Ravenclaw: no
Xingqiu of Ravenclaw: i want one of u guys to get in a fight and break up
Xingqiu of Ravenclaw: wait should zhonglinbe grifyfindor or ravenclaw.l cuz like Gryfinnirdor is enemies with slyneterin so they would be enemies to lovers… but like hes smart.……..
Chongyun of Hufflepuff: can i delte this server
Chongyun of Hufflepuff: yo thanks 🙏
Chongyun of Hufflepuff has deleted this server
liyue high
xingqiu: turns into alpha form and gets angry
diluc: everyone stfu
ayato: BOR THOMAS CRYING AN IDK WBHAY DO TO DILUC GET URASS OVER HERE
diluc: ok im coming rn
thoma: i cjnt oly the kybord 😭😭
diluc: thoma whats wrong?
thoma: 😭
kazuha: thoma?
thoma: im. tring to lurn ho2 to ply elktric kybord bug youtub isnt hleping me
thoma: nd mi parents doni gey a lutor bbc thry tel me “go liurn it ourelf lik hoq u lurned hle to usi pjone” 😭😭
mona: I believe he said, “I’m trying to learn how to play electric keyboard but YouTube isn’t helping me, and my parents won’t get me a tutor because then they tell me, “Go learn it yourself like how you learned how to use a phone.”
scaramouche: shut upi think we all could tell
thoma: YSE 😭😭
ayato: wait why are u crying about that
diluc: shut the fuck up
diluc: thats not what youre supposed to say
scaramouche: dumbass 💀💀
venti and scaramouche’s dms
venti: first of all, youre nothing but a trashy hoe and i hate you so much how dare you hurt zhongli my little ladybug purple cutei patooties feelings and second of all why the fuck would you recommend me that god awful book i will kill uou and not hesitate to curbstomp and jump you with kazuha and xiao and keqing and hu tao and ningguang and beidou and ganyu and whoever else is in the liyue family that isnt you
scaramouche: bro i
venti: i fcuking despise you for hurting my sweet little honeybunbun and i will jump youjust like one of the co writers of thsi book got jumped bevause you fucking deserve it for beinb such a pissy bitchbthat liges for drama and i love lum8ne and ayaka because they ate my other little boos so they will also join in the liyue family fucking curb stomping you i will get ur friends and the entirety of the harbingers to come join me to destroy you physically
scaramouche: BRO HOW ARE YOU STILL TYPING??
venti: em and zhongli used to be elementary sweethearts but now u got all up in my ass and now both of u are ‘highschool sweethearts’ like wtf is that because only 2% of highschoo sweethearts get married and i think both of you will be the excpetion because ur head over heels but like i deserve to kiss my little blumglorf one last time because i love him a lot and raiden is dating that pink lady so im sad now because i am left alone because lisa my bae is Probably dating somene else idk if she is but last year she said ‘hi’ to alhaitham so now theyre probably dating and my little boo amber and kaeya are probably dating other people BUT I AMMBOT AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
scaramouche: was this meant for childe
venti: IT WAS MB
scaramouche: can i curbstomp him w/ you
venti: DEF FR!!!!!
liyue high
thoma: i wnna olay piano very good but ikd how 😭😭
xingqiu: im writing more smut and i can send u it for free if it would make you feel better
xingqiu: its the ‘theres only one bed!’ enemies to lovers thing with tartali id u waht
heizou: guys i nee more tips on how to risz up kazuzu
venti: DIDNT U ALREADY RIZZ H8M UO LIKE 3 TIMES
venti: i wont forget this one time
screenshot attached*
kazuha: hELP
kazuha: I JUST POPPED MY BACK LIKE 5 TIMES BR 😭😭
heizou: how about i pop something in ur back instead 😏😏😏😏😏
kazuha: ..
venti: WHAT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
childe: Screenshots x5
sara: that was smooth ngl 🧍🚶
kokomi: heizou guve me hr rizzto use oin sara
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heizou: that wasnt enough rizz
kazuha: i bought this shirt and this is how i look with it but like idk if i should return it or not
attached photo from library*
ayato: Slay
kokomi: WAIT ONG I HAVE THE EXACT SAME ONE JUST I;N BLUE WE SHOULD MATCH FR
heizou: OMG U LOOK GREAT I WSIH ICOULD PULL THAT OFF
kazuha: you could! i think if you found something along the same style, possibly a different color, it would look great on you!
heizou: i meant ‘pull that off’ in the other way
heizou is now offline
kazuha: ohf
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