woah walh
liyue high
kaeya: GUYS LETS PLAY A QUESTION GAME FR
ayato: ok
hu tao: YES
hu tao: @everyone @everyone
heizou, zhongli, gorou and 8 others are now online
kaeya: i hav a little question book Ahahaah
kaeya: first question: HOW OLD WERE U WHEN U HAD UR FIRST KISS
zhongli: i think i was 6?
venti: YA WE WERE 6
ayato: ‘WE’?
venti: Me and zhongli kissed in 1st grade
kazuha: i was i think 14
kazuha: not very young i know 😓
heizou: 14 FR
heizou: i remmbr we was watching a sad movie and kazuha was crying so iddk what to do so i kisst him idk
Ayato: That’s so cute.
gorou: 5 days ago
kaeya: 💀
keqing: 12
xiao: never. and im never planning on
yanfei: NO!!!! U HAD TO KISS SARA THAT ONE TIME WHEN WE PLAYED SPIN THE BOTTLE.
sara: i’d rather forget about that.
sara: no offense, xiao
xiao: none taken.
yanfei: AND THEN ON ANOTHER TIME DURING A SLEEPOVER WE DID SPIN THE BOTTLE AGAIN AND U HAD TO KISS SOMEONE
yanfei: idk who it was tho i think she was a girl (Obvi it was an all girl sleepover) and her name started with a K.
yanfei: kokomi or keqing maybe idk
xiao: fine then 16
thoma: 13
ayato: THIRTEEN BABYBE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
ayato: same
ayato: cuz.. we both kissed.. 2gether..
ayaka: 11 you losers
sara: i was five..
ayato: WHAHWAT????????
ayato: WHO???
sara: kokomi..
kokomi: 😜
kokomi: OMG WE WERE EARLIER THAN ZHONGLI AND VENTI
venti: NO
venti: WE WAS ALSO 5
venti: KINDA
venti: ZHONGLI KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK IN LIKE KINDERGARTEN
kokomi: AHAHA BUT IT WAS NOT A FULL KISS
scaramouche: cut scene of 5 yr old childe crying cuz of venti and zhongli
xiangling: i jusr ate a hilichurl
xingqiu: Shit the fuck up
yae miko: Xingqiu, I want your honest opinion on this matter.
xingqiu: OMG HI YAE YES PERIOD I READ ALL UR FANFICS AND I LOGE TEHE, FR
yae miko: Friends to Lovers, or Enemies to Lovers?
xingqiu: actually theyre both rlly good..
xingqiu: UM…
yae miko: I KNOW RIGHT
yae miko: they are both angst filled and then its all ‘not actually unrequited love’ AHH
diluc has kicked yae miko
diluc: when did she get here bro
kaeya: ..
kaeya: ANYWAYS!!!!!
kaeya: next question fr.
kaeya: what restaurant do you hate and why
zhongli: mcdonalds
heizou: that isnt a restaurant..
heizou: its a fast food place
zhongli: i dont care
zhongli: i hate mcdonalds
childe: idk why but hes always been like this
xingqiu: im still daydreaming about the first ever chatfic i made ❤️❤️
ayato: CHATFICS 💀💀💀💀💀😊💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 GROSS EW BABAUAUAU
xingqiu: we are in a chatfic universe rn.
ayaka: bro stop breaking the fourth wall stupid mnkeu
kaeya: GET BACK ON TOPIC U DIRTY AIRPOD 😡😡😡
zhongli: i dont have a reason
xiao: like i said a year ago in august, its because he didnt get to meet ronald mcdonald when he was younger
zhongli: shut up
hu tao: AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASBAHSHAHSHAHDHSAJICHASDJFJAWDOJGHFUAEOHVASHILDVUAIDSV
thoma: why does your name look like that
hu tao: idfk 😢 proly cuz my name is split into ‘HU’ and ‘TAO’ 😍
hu tao: wait someone else say what i said
venti: AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASBAHSHAHSHAHDHSAJICHASDJFJAWDOJGHFUAEOHVASHILDVUAIDSV
venti: oh.. ya thats why 😊
venti: bro im pulling fr
diluc: if youre talking about that one girl, she literally splashed a glass of water in your face
venti: She’s just playing hard to get fr
kaeya: bro just admit it she dont want u
venti: KAEYA UR SIPPOSE TO BE MY BEST BRO
venti: im turning to amber @amber
amber is now online
amber: hi bestie
venti: HEY BESTIE!!!!!!
diluc: ew its them
venti: WE”RE THE MONDSTADT TRIO FR
diluc: can you guys last atleast one hour without texting
venti: Totes 😝
kaeya: PROBABLY 🤪
diluc: then do it.
venti: Consider it done.
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5 mins later
venti: BRO IM TRYING TO THINK OF THREE RELATIONSHIPS IN THIS SCHOOL THAT ARE LIKE SUN AND MOON
diluc: bro
xingqiu: CHILDE AND ZHONGLI
xingqiu: THEN HEIZOU AND KAZUHA
xingqiu: wait.. idk if kazuha is moon..
xingqiu: he isnt the sun.. hes only sun sometimes..
ayato: he’s like a star fr
kazuha: idk what ur saying but
heizou: HI KAZU-KAZ-KAZ-KAZUH-HA-ZU-HAZUZU
kazuha: hi zou!!
venti: ayato when u said that thing ab kazuha being a star it just reminds me of that one spongebob episode where spongebob gets a trophy and patrick is sad cuz he never gets trophies and spongebob says “but ur patrick STAARR” and then patrick said “and ur spongebob SQUUAARREEPAANNTSS” or something like that ok bye
venti is now offline
heizou: lazuha where di du go 😞😞😞😞😞😞
kazuha: im getting groceries
kazuha: would you like anything?
heizou: Ur heart fr ❤️❤️❤️
ayato: 💀
ayato: SOTP BRO KAZUHA IS TYPING CRYING TEARS TEARS SOBBINB CRYING
kazuha: i was gonna say something but now i think i should dm him instead
heizou: OKAY 😊😊😊😊
ayato: Bros head over heels
ayato: anyways Lmao im gonna go take kazuhas cat since hes gone
ayato is now offline
thoma: dude
thoma is now offline
diluc is now offline
xingqiu: do thoma diluc and ayato count
xingqiu: Cuz like they three
xingqiu: thoma Star and Sun #Slay diluc moon ayato is probably eclipse (idk maybe moon lmfao
kaeya:
attached image: *photo library*
( its that one photo of thoma where like he knitted sweaters for animals and they are around him yk )
kaeya: guys do u think thoma is a disney princess
ayato: YES
diluc: you literally just went offline
thoma: so did you
ayato: hes my princess Fr 🫶🫶🫶
xingqiu: Zhongli’s eyes widened as Childe pushed him against the wall whilst panting, a heat quickly engulfing his face. What had gotten into him? They were in public.
“A-Ajax?” The brunette had gasped at Childe’s poker face coming loose, which had turned into a sweating, flushing, and panting mess.
—
When
xingqiu: FUCK THAT WAS NKT MEANT FOR U GUYS
zhongli: ..
xingqiu: I SWEARIT WASNT MEANT FOR U
childe: DUDE
xingqiu: ITS ABOUT A DIFFERENT CHILDE AND ZHONGLI
childe: HOW TF DO U KNOW MY FIRSR NAME???
xingqiu: ..
zhongli: is that seriously your biggest concern..
childe: yeah? what else is there..
scaramouche: that one time zhongli asked “is beauty all that matters?” andfucking tartaglia said “what else is there”
childe: SHIT UP
scaramouche: like i dont even care about your love life but zhongli doesnt deserve this ngl
childe: THATS WHY U GOT KICED OUT AND U HAVE TO LIVE WITH UR BSF AND HIS BF WHO U HAVE A CRUSH ON
scaramouche: STFU ITS NOT PERMANENT AND I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM AND HEIZOU ISNT MY BSF
heizou: 🙁
heizou: im askinf kazuha to kick u out‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
kazuha: heizou im right next to you
yanfei: STOP FLIRTING BR
heizou: WHAT WERE NOT FLIRTING B
thoma: have you ever wanted to end your life
thoma: i was reading the half blood prince
thoma: and im on that fucking part where its like “ginny hugs harry and without thinking harry kisses her” NO
thoma: they cannot date im crying
thoma: if they date i will nefer read this again mark my words
diluc: thoma its fine
thoma: no it isnt
thoma: they cant date
thoma: theyre all my children they cant date
thoma: i will not hesitate to put this book down and never get my AR goal
thoma: im fucking sobbing
thoma: j.k rowling can die
venti: I FEEL YOUR PAIN
venti: when that book started talking about how he wanted to rip deans limbs off cuz he was kissing her… not it..
venti: it was embarrassing when he kissed her
venti: im not even lying i dropped the series right then right there
xiao: im surprised you even had enough brain power to make it to the sixth book
xiao: dk why you guys care/d so much. it didnt change the plot for me
kazuha: it did for me
thoma: IT DOES FOR ME
venti: IT FUCKING KILLED ME BRO
heizou: homestky didnt even read it but kazuha said it so ya
ayato: hated it burnt it stabbed it like tom riddles diary
xingqiu: WHEN IT HAPPENED I IMMEDIATELY GOOGLED IF THEY STARTED DATING AND IT SAYS THEY GET FUCKING MARRIED?? IDK IF ITS TRUE OR NOT BUT I IMMEDIATELY DROPPED IT
xingqiu: no
xingqiu: just no
xingqiu: they could have just left harry with no romance
xingqiu: honestly he shouldve just married cho
thoma: i dont even want to to figure out who the half blood prince is
thoma: im done with this series
thoma: the aftereffects of him using that spell on malfoy was enough
thoma: then this? i’ll die
thoma: ykw im gonna search up the answers for the ar test
thoma: im dying slowly
venti: TEARS
venti: I JUST STOLE XIAOS COPY OF THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AJD FUCK THIS SHIT IS SO EMBARRASSING
venti: YOU COULDNT PAY ME TO READ IT
venti: @zhongli UR THOUGHTS ON HARRY + GINNY SPECIFICALLY IN HALF BLOOD PRINCE??
zhongli: made me feel suicidal honestly
zhongli: wtf is this shit bro
zhongli: “its normal that he wants to rip deans limbs off one by one just because he was kissing ginny… right?” no it is not
zhongli: i hate how he randomly just noticed how he has romantic feelings
venti: ONG
venti: HE NEVER SAID SHIT LIKE THAT IN THE OTHER BOOKS
zhongli: i just ignored it most of the book but when he kissed her i genuinely had to take a walk around my house
zhongli: im too scared to open it back up
zhongli: hes risking his and rons friendship
zhongli: i lowkey admire his and rons friendship
zhongli: reminds me of one of my friends and me
childe: wHO?……????????
ayato: shut up
scaramouche: wtf is harry potter theres no way u read that british shit
scaramouche: except for ayato its no surprise he reads that cuz hes british
ayato: NO WHAT