i wanna date venti kinda π
liyue high
hu tao: GUYS HELP
hu tao: I WAS TAKING A SHIT
hu tao: AND YALL KNOW IM NOT ALLOWED TO USE TIKTOK, YOUTUBE, AND PINTEREST RIGHT?
ayato: now how are you not allowed to use pinterest π
xiao: she was trying to show our mom that it was a good app and she was going to search up βtreesβ but then her recently searched bar came up and all it said was βgirls kissingβ like 5 times
ayato: ..
hu tao: STFU THATS NOT THE POINT
hu tao: SO I BROUGHT MY PHONE WITH ME AND I DOWNLOADED TIKTOK AGAIN
hu tao: AND I WATCHED IT FOR LIKE 30 MINS.
yanfei: oh no..
hu tao: AND THEN I DECIDED I WANTED TO MAKE AN EDIT BC I FOUND A REALLY GOOD SOUND..
xingqiu: making an edit while taking a shit π
hu tao: THEN I DOWNLOADED YOUTUBE SO I COULD GET SOME CLIPS..
hu tao: but our internet is really slow (Cough cough at&t) and so it took long
hu tao: THEN I HEARD SOMEONE ANGRILY KNOCKING ON MY DOOR..
hu tao: it was my dad.
diluc: this is hilarious
hu tao: and he Porbably thought i was doing something bad which like I WAS NOT
xiao: she totally was
hu tao: and thats when i realized ive been in the bathroom for two hours.
venti: WHEEZING CRYING SOBBING TWITTER CACKLING
hu tao: AND NOW IM SCARED 2 COME OUT BC LIKE WHAT IF MY DAD IS STANDING THERE AND HES GONNA SEE I HAVE MY PHONE???
hu tao: @keqingΒ GET OUT OF XIAOS ROOM AND SAVE ME PLS
xiao: keqing dont
keqing: i mean
xiao: keqing.
hu tao: keqing.. :pensive:
kokomi: hu tao and xiao are keqingβs good and bad sides π
venti: This chat needs some color fr
venti: its all just skulls
venti: πππ₯°ππ ππ€ͺπππ€©π₯³ππ₯΅π‘π₯Άππ»ππ ππ«¦πππππ ππππ§£π§€πππππ³οΈππ³οΈππ³οΈπ
diluc: that is certainly a variety of emojis
gorou: RVERYONE SHUT UPMI LOVE THENHOGWARTS STUPID THEME SONG WHATEVER IT IS CALLED
kazuha: same
gorou: LIKE
gorou: I NEED TO HEAR CORYXKENSHIN SINGING IT BRO
kazuha: idk if he already did but i think i have an image of him singing it in my brain..
gorou: ITS LIKE
gorou: NA NA NA NAAA NA NAAAAAA ππππ
kazuha: hELP
kazuha: I JUST POPPED MY BACK LIKE 5 TIMES BR ππ
heizou: how about i pop something in ur back instead πππππ
kazuha: ..
venti: WHAT βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
childe: Screenshots x5
sara: that was smooth ngl π§πΆ
kokomi: heizou guve me hr rizzto use oin sara
yanfei: do you guys need a translation
heizou: yes pls
yanfei: βheizou give me your rizz to use on saraβ
sara: oh..
kokomi: ~β*Sara*β~
ayato: not the royale high name π
scaramouche: im crying what is this chat??? π
ayato: heizou shooting his shot, kokomi shooting her shot, gorou just being here, and xiao keqing and hu tao doing what they always are doing
xiangling: BIG WAVE, BIG WAVE, PIHAJI MA (HEY)βΌοΈβΌοΈ
xiangling: BREAK IT UP, BREAK IT UP, MAJSEO EOSEO π₯π₯π₯
hu tao: bro someone tell zhongli keqing and xiao to stop singing that goofy song
ayato: since when was zhongli at your house?? along with keqing ?? π
hu tao: i just forced him to be here idk
xiao: its not a goofy song
zhongli: full steam aheaadd take this dead girl walkiingg
keqing: howβd you find my addresss
zhongli: lets break the bedd rock this dead girl walkingg
xiao: i think you tore my mattress
zhongli: no sleep tonight for you! better chug that mountain dew
xiao: okay, okay
zhongli: get your ass in gear, make this whole town disappear
xiao: okay okayy
zhongli: slap me, pull my hair, touch me there and there and there and no more talkinggΒ
keqing: lovee this dead girl walkingg
xiao: love that song ngl
ayato: DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!!!!!
diluc: why is everyone singing
childe: I CANT REEMMEBER TO FORGET YOU
scaramouche: SHUT UP
childe: omg.. π
kazuha: guys message me what you want from walmart
scaramouche: fruit loops
kazuha: okay but
heizou: ICE CREAM CONES
kazuha: what flavor?
heizou: no ice cream
heizou: just cones π§πΆ
kazuha: uh okay but
ayato: pootarts Fr
venti: Pootarts
gorou: cheese stick
kazuha: okay but i meant dm me
gorou: ih..
yae miko: so i was on ao3
thoma: this chat is literally going conversation to conversation
yae miko: and i found a childe/zhongli fanfic
zhongli: oh..
yae miko: and ngl it was kinda good
childe: YOUNREAD IT??
yae miko: idk who wrote it ngl
yae miko: their display name was farkgy or so,ething
xingqiu: i wonder whi
zhongli: it was xingqiu
xingqiu: WHATβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
Xingqiu: No, LOL. πΒ
Xingqiu: I would never! π
Xingqiu: How accusatory!! LMAO. π
Xingqiu: Just kidding. I would never accuse you of accusing me!! π€£..
childe: why did his name becum capyiagkgakized
childe: That is so bad (Send me the fic)Β
xingqiu: im sory (Ok)
xingqiu: its called βthe sun and the moon collideβ by farky and um ya
childe: okay one sec fr
zhongli: what
xingqiu: zhongli i think u should find it too. its super cuteΒ
xingqiu: lallaalΒ
childe: WHAT ARE THESE TAAAGGGGSSSSSSS π¨π¨π¨π¨πππππππππ₯ππππ₯ππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π―π―π―πππππ¨π¨π¨π¨βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπͺπͺπͺπ§π§π§π§π§π₯π₯π₯π₯π§π₯π₯π§π₯π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άππππππππππππππ£π£π£π£π²π²π²π²π²π²π²π²πππππππππππββββββββπ§π§π§π§π§π§π οΈπ οΈβοΈπ οΈβοΈπ¨βοΈπ¨
xingqiu: Uhm
childe: SO. UR TELLING ME THAT THE NAME OF IT IS βthe sun and the moon collideβ BUT THE FIRST TAG IS CBT π οΈπ οΈπ¨βοΈπ§π οΈπ¨π¨π’π’π’βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π§π§π§π§
xingqiu: i think i meant collide a different way idk
zhongli: whatβs cbt?
xingqiu: ..
childe: uh,.
hu tao: HLEPPE
xiao: shut up hu tao
xiao: its like
childe: ..
xiao: childe
zhongli: huh
xiao: ballerina
xiao: tutorial
zhongli: what
xiao: what
childe: childe ballerina tutorial
childe: yeah
childe: cbt
childe: fr
childe: But um. Back to the conversation at hand.
childe: AND THE SECOND TAG. IS MPREG.?????? π§π§π§π§π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππ₯ππ₯ππ₯ππ₯π₯ππ₯π¨π¨π οΈπ§π’π’βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπ―π―π―π―π―πππ
childe: NOT EVEN IMPLIED O RANYTHING
childe: STRAIGHT UP MPREG ππππ
xingqiu: I uh
childe: THEN OMEGAVERSE?????? ππππ
xingqiu: Β Um
childe: THEN βALPHA CHILDEβ AND βOMEGA ZHONGLIβ WHATπππππππ§π₯π₯π§π§πππ―βΌοΈπ¨π¨π§πβοΈβοΈππ§π§π§π§πππββππ
zhongli: what the hell π§π
hu tao: i love it when zhongli uses those emojis
hu tao: WAIT ZHONGLI U KNOW WHAT OMEGAVERSE/ALOHA/OMEGA/BETA IS???!>!!?!?!??
yanfei: aloha π
xiao: OBVIOUSLY HE DOES?..
i loveΒ