can we survive high school??

liyue high..

ayato: bro yall remember 5th grade 💀

venti: THATS WHEN ME AND ZHONGLI WERE DATING FR

zhongli: we were dating?.

venti: ya fr

venti: remember when u gave me a kiss on the cheek 4 good luck before my team went to play dodgeball 😊😊😊

zhongli: i do remember that.

childe: 😭.

venti: i remeber. u moved there in like 3rd grade. and most people thouht u were a girl or smth.. but i was like “Omg its zhongli fr”

zhongli: i dont think we were dating.

kaeya: LITERALLY THE WHOLE GRADE KNEW

kaeya: ALL BC VENTI WAS POPULAR SMH.

kaeya: also remember ab how half the grade had a crush on diluc 💀

diluc: fifth grade felt like 8th grade.

kaeya: TRUEE

hu tao: remember how keqing was dating that one dude and all the girls were telling her that she should break up with him cuz he was playing soccer instead of talking to her 💀💀

keqing: that was in fourth grade?

kaeya: HEEELLLPPP 😭😭😭

scaramouche: bro can someone tell childe to stop putting this younger self filter on me or whatever

childe: HUH?? WHY???

scaramouche: i look gay bro

kazuha: i mean kuni was always a little gay 

kaeya: WHEEZING

childe: REMEMBER IN FIFTH GRADE WHEN HE

scaramouche: DONT REMIND ME ABOUT THAT.

childe: WHATEVER BUT IT WAS SUPER GAY

lumine: bro forget about 5th grade remember freshman year 💀💀

heizou: man i remember i just moved and everyone told me that scaraboobs childe dottore and signora were gonna huff and puff and blow my house down or smth

dottore: NO BC REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME IN FRESHMAN YEAR WHEN SCARA 

scaramouche: SHUT THE FUCK UP

dottore: THAT WAS SO GAY IT WAS SO OBVIOUS U HAD A CRUSH ON HIM…

lumine: ARE U TALKING ABOUT ‘THAT’ THING???

dottore: YESSS

lumine: OMFG 💀💀

lumine: I REMEMBER KAZUHA ASKING THE CAFETERIA LADY FOR ‘some pasta and a mouthwash, please’

dottore: LMFAO

scaramouche: SHUT THE FUCK UP

dottore: AND HIS HAIR WAS DOWN THE REST OF THE DAY

lumine: 😭😭

lumine: ZHONGLI TOLD US EVERYTHING WHILE KAZUHA AGGRESSIVELY ATE HIS PASTA BRO

lumine: enemies to lovers 🤞

dottore: yes yes 

scaramouche: literally shut up

scaramouche: i hope you fail

lumine: my math test?..

scaramouche: fail to exceed your mothers expectations.

ayato: just going to interrupt whatever you have going on here..

ayato: remember when donna had pictures of diluc in her locker

diluc: dont remind me of that.

kaeya: AND SHE PHOTOSHOPPED THEM TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHE WAS IN THEM TOO ELP ELP

thoma: do you guys remember ms wattkins or whatever her name was?

kazuha: i hate her so much leave me alone she needs to stop talking

gorou: that one time when venti threatened to hold a rap battle with her at recess and forced kazuha to spit all the bars

kazuha: THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.

kazuha: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OTHER TEACHERS THOUGHT ABOUT ME???

heizou: they thought you were smart and kind and reserved or whatever..

kazuha: AFTER THAT THEY THOUGHT I WAS PART OF SOME GANG

kazuha: ITS ALL HER FAULT GOD FUCKIGNG DAMN IT

xingqiu: kazuha are u good 😭

kazuha: yes just i am very upset because i hate ms wattkins

xingqiu: isnt that thing technically venti’s fault..

venti: ITS HER FAULT FOR BEING AN ASS TEACHERRR

venti: ALSO!!!! kazuha did super good fr

venti: he said by quote

venti: “your waist is displaced, and so is your race, and dont get me started on your MU-SI-CAL taste”

venti: then he said something about miley cyrus and about how with her cinderella loving self she’s probably never touched a cyprus

venti: lowkey kinda slayed 🤞😍

childe: SHE WAS WHITE AS HELL THO

xiao: as if you can speak 💀

pantalone: i sometimes wonder who tf let her in liyue 💀

venti: AND THEN HE SAID THAT SHE SHOULDNT CALL HIM A LONER AND THAT “with that paycheck of yours, i’d advise you to only shop at kroger.”

ayato: YESS I REMEMBER THATT IT WAS SO FUCKING INSPIRING

kazuha: IT WASNT INSPIRING IT WAS EMBARRASSING??

kazuha: LIKE WHEN U ASKED ME I THOUGHT U MEANT YOU WOULD TELL ME WHAT TO SAY BUT NOO U HAD TO MAKE ME THINK OF SOMETHING

diluc: he legit said “where are your pants? cause’ first of all you long” 

venti: FRR

diluc: and he said “stop tryna’ act like cinderella, (uh-uh) you look like her if she gothershoeback”

venti: AND THE FACT THAT IT ACTUALLY MADE SENSE BC SHE SAID THAT THE BLUE DRESS SHE WORE MADE HER FEEL LIKE CINDERELLA AND THAT HER FAVORITE PRINCESS WAS HER

ayato: no bc it was literally the talk of the year

heizou: when i moved here in FRESHMAN year some one showed me the video bro 💀

kazuha: i thought that we could leave that in the past

venti: main reason i admire kazuha is because of that rap battle

kazuha: ive never recovered.

venti: good to know 😈😈😈

ayaka: guys i got pictures of us from fifth grade!!

ayato: TELL ME WHATS IN THEM

ayaka: theres one that was from a field trip

childe: which one??

ayaka: i think it was the one where xiao and keqing both punched you

childe: oh.

ayaka: aww fifth grade keqing was so cute!

ayato: NO BC SHE WAS VILE

xiao: no she wasnt

keqing: no i wasnt!

hu tao: NO SHE WAS NOT

ayaka: and then i have one of zhongli, venti, childe and diluc

ayaka: i think it was on the old student council board?

ayaka: pretty sure childe and venti weren’t supposed to be there..

venti: I WAS TAKING A PHOTO WITH ZHONGLI (+diluc) AND THEN CHILDE SHOWED UP IT ISNT MY FAULT FR

childe: NO???

heizou: Yall i just had the weirdest dream

kokomi: its 3pm???

heizou: i was like SUPER hot

heizou: like i know ur thinking, ‘but heizou! your already hot!’ but thi

venti: SHUT UP AND GO DATE HIM IDGAF ABOUT WHATEVER DREAM U HAD ABOUT HIM AND YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT

kokomi: ONG GROW SOME GUTS AND ASK HIM OUT

kazuha: what is this about 😭😭

ayato: LITERALLY EVERYONE KNOWS BUT YOU

heizou: guys leave m alon how do u know thats what my dream was abou

thoma: because i can practically smell your self confidence

thoma: thats how we know

heizou: ok fine giv me one second.

itto: (psst psst dont text him do irl)

heizou: (psst psst okay)

heizou is now offline

kokomi: KAZUHA GET OFFLINE

kazuha: ok 🙁

kazuha is now offline

scaramouche: hoky shut

scaramouche: you guys raally do heate me.

ayato: nanana booboo

venti: i voted both..

beidou: SO DID I!!

venti: IS THAT KAZUHAK,S MOM WHY ARE YOU HERE

beidou: Bye.

venti: HWAT

ayato: dhoom machale dhoom machale dhoom 😜😜

ayato: im literally so terified for heizou like ive never cared sonmuch about someone elses love life and i have never genuinely wanted someone except fir me to find love like omg heizou u got this

xingqiu: I VOGED SCARAMOUCHE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

xingqiu: Sighs.

xingqiu: chongyun im betting 5 galleons

chongyun: what

chongyun: this isnt harry potter

xingqiu: Nanana

heizou is online

heizou: GUYS.

ayato: OMFG

heizou: I DID IT FR

ayato: GO SLAY PERIOD THE HOUSE DOWN VERSACE BOOTS YES QUEEN POP OFF

venti: im crying out of happiness for heizou and kazuha

xingqiu: Cut scene to scaramouche crying in his expensive hotel room

chongyun: why are you doing this 😭

scaramouche: goid joba hezoo 👍

heizou: THANK U FR AND IM SORRY FOR TAKING UR MAN (He wasnt really Ur man but idk)

heikazu couple goals along w tartali 😍