can we survive high school??

Liyue high 😝😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪

7:00 AM

childe: im so excited to go to school fr

childe: i havent seen zhongli in forever

raiden: can someone make scara come w me

raiden: he wont get into the car

raiden: or his own car

mona: IM LITERAKLY SO SICK OF U RICH PEOPLE

mona: JUST SAY IT

mona: U HAVE W MERCEDES 

mona: I DONT GCRAE

mona: I CANT EVEN AFFOARD A CAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I HAVE 550 MORA TO MY NAME

zhongli: i have none lol

mona: ..

mona: how do you survive..

scaramouche: FUCKIIGN TARTAGLIA GIVES HIM MONEY

scaramouche: I HATE TARTAGLIA

scaramouche: LIKE I WOULD NEVER GIVE ANYONE MY DAMN MONEY

childe: BRO WHAT DID I DO

childe: IM BEING AS NICE AS I CAN 

childe: IM LITERALLY OFFERING TO DROP U OFF

scaramouche: I DONT NEED TO RIDE IN YOUR DAMN PORSCHE OR TESLA OR WTV THE FUCK ITS CALLED

xiao: keqing can u drop me off

keqing: sure

hu tao: XIAO I SAID I COULD????

xiao: i dont want to even be in the same building as you

hu tao: ..

xiao: let alone the same car

xiao: you can go recklessly drive with someone else

kokomi: im somfuciing tirded 😭

gorou: whats up with her ..

kokomi: I miss my gf fr

sara: im literally right next to you?

heizou: im never dropping off gf’s + my bsf to school EVER again

heizou: theyre both in the backseat flirting their ASSES off (Um at least kokomi is.. idk ab sara..) while kazuha is sitting next to mw WEARING HEADPHINES AS IF IM SOME INSECT THAT SHOULDNT BE HEARD???

kazuha: i am NOT doing that

kazuha: it is way too early in the morning dont give me that shit

heizou: 🙁

ayato: BRO UR TEXTING WHILE DRIVING

yanfei: ayato how are you getting to school

ayato: im about to be dropped off from my private jet right infront of school

mona: WHAHWHAWHAT????

mona: IM LITERALLY WALKING ACROSS THE SIDEWALK STFU

mona: wait zhongli can u relate 😊😊

zhongli: no

zhongli: childe’s driving me

mona: ..

childe: IN MY TESLA FR 

scaramouche: SHUT THE FUCK UP

scaramouche: I HATE YOU

childe: 😭.

yanfei: BRO HOW ARE YOU GUYS TEXTING WHILE DRIVING

childe: driving w one hand be like: 😜😍😜😜😜🥰🤪🤪🥰😜🥰😝😝😜🤪🤪🙂🤪🙂🤪🤪🤪🥰🙃🤮🤮🤮🤮🫣🤐

yanfei: last seven emojis?

childe: almost crashed lol

yanfei: 💀

diluc: how do people add ‘lol’ at the end of their sentences just so they can make their actions seem legal

ayato: youre so smart

ayato: Wanja dtae

venti: @zhongli THIS is ur BF?? 😡😡 (x3)

kaeya: wheres albedo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

kaeya: Im literally searching the student council lounge for him

keqing: bro get out

keqing: im trying to make coffee

keqing: you make me want to throw this damn coffee machine at you

kaeya: I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY MANANANNANANA

kaeya: FUCK BRO HIW DID U GDTE NHED ED TO NFAST

kazuha: im imagining a random ‘clank’ being heard throughout the hallways

hu tao: @xiao THIS is ur best friend???

xiao: on her behalf she did nothing wrong

xiao: technically he asked for it

yanfei: very true.

diluc: someone get mrs jean kaeya literally just fell to the ground

zhongli: anyways

zhongli: we’re having a stuco meeting at 7:30

diluc: ‘anyways’ 💀💀

childe: 7:30 u say 😈😈😈

kazuha: literally dont

kazuha: last year people literally thought u were on student council jut bc of how kuch u got in 

kazuha: i was terrified i would enter the lounge and see your clown face

kazuha: that face haunted my nightmares and im not even joking

childe: 😨

scaramouche: 💀

xingqiu: guys i mAde this whole hetire Romantic omegaverse royalty enemies to lovers plot but idk who to put in it

childe: PUT SCARADOUCHE IDGAF WHO HE’S GONNA DATE JUST PLS PUT HIM

scaramouche: SHUT THE FUCK UP

kokomi: Put me and sara fr

xingqiu: that was so ooc..

xingqiu: BUT OKAH.

dottore: have yall SEEN childe’s latest snap 💀💀

childe: LEAVE ME ALONE I FORGOT TO DELETE IT

heizou: SEND ME A LINK

kazuha: HEIZOU WHY ARE WE STILL IN THE CAR??

sara: WE’VE PASSED THE SCHOOL BUILDING FIVE TIMES ALREADY

dottore: 

@ XxBroken.xX

ajax ‘childe’ tartaglia

sara: that user tho 💀

kokomi: Its me w/o u fr 💔

gorou: what 😭

heizou: I CANT CLICK ON IT IM DRIVING 

Pierro: I believe his latest post states, “just found out that women have periods… i wish i could protect them.. 💔”, The background being a black and white photo of him.

kuki: WHAT THE FUCKK 💀💀💀

yanfei: since when was kuki here 💀💀

sara: LMFAO

scaramouche: BRO WHAT IS HE POSTING 💀💀

xingqiu: 💀🔁💀

kokomi: heizou didnt see the message then i read it out loud and he started coughing/laughing/wheezing SO uncontrollably kazuha literally had to take the wheel from the passenger seat 💀💀

kokomi: never driving with heizou again

ayato: scrolling through his acc rn (Something other than a skull emoji so it doesnt look overused)

xingqiu: 🧼 (skull emoji backup)

ayato: scrolling through his acc rn 🧼

venti: i cannot bekieve zhongli is daring this man

ayato: drop ur snap

venti: 😈 

venti: 

@ mr steal yo girl

venti ‘mr steal yo girl’ ‘zhonglis bsf’ ‘raidens bsf’ ‘hot asf’ more nicknames (150+)

diluc: why do you have so many nicknames

zhongli: class is starting soon

childe: HI ZHOMBLK

keqing: i wont hesitate to throw my damn toaster at you if you dare try and enter the student council lounge

zhongli: agreed

childe: Im dorry for mynactions

childe: let me post an apology snap rq

kokomi: HEIZOU WHERE ARE WE GOING BRO??

ayato: why yall texting him.. if ur in the car..

sara: i dont think he can hear us

kazuha: hes literally heading towards the dragonspine mountain 

heizou: Cuz i fell HEAD(ing) over heels for u (🤪) )🥰) (🤮🎶😘h 

kokomi: nearly crashed for the fifth time already

kokomi: i wouldve been dead if it wasnt for kazuha saving us fr

sara: bro i need to get to school

kokomi: KAZUHA KICK HEIZOU OUT OF THE WINDOW AND DRIVE US BACK FO SCHOOL

kazuha: im considering

sara: just unbuckle your seatbelts and push him into the passenger seat idk

kazuha: thats the only way ig 

kokomi: HELP HEIZOU IS SPEEDING BROSEN2;T THE FUCK

sara: aint no way we’re in mondstadt 💀💀 

kokomi: THIS IS MONDSTADT??

ayato: this is so investing mg

kazuha: how do u push heizou out of his seat when he has an iron grip on the stupid wheel 

sara: in a few secs im gonna pull his arms away and pull him back and u have to jump into the drivers seat

ayato: is that safe

sara: probs not 

kazuha: count down im ready 

ayato: whats gonna happen…

ayato: will he take the wheel..

kokomi: KAZUHA TOOK THE WHEEL YAYAYAYAYAY

ayato: YAYAYAYAYAYAY

sara: now we’re finally going back to liyue

sara: thank god

childe: first period just ended bro 

childe: yall finna be late 😡

thoma: thats why ayato was texting during class..