can we survive high school??

原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
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can we survive high school??
Summary
i’ll never post a chatfic after this one. i swear. i promise.-xiao: why do you have crutches?hu tao: i did a backflip off the stairs for fifty dollarsheizou: that money is going straight to your medical bill 💀💀
Note
saturday 😈😈aka: deviousday
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Yall i think i got a crush on venti now fr (only sometimes)


liyue high

venti: Guys literlallu so many people havea  crush on me fr

mona: why is everyone saying fr so much

childe: BRO I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOL 😭😭😭😭

childe: i literally didnt get my AR goal and my teachers are finna beat my ass bro

childe: I SAID I WAS GONNA READ DURING SPRING BREAK

childe: HOW TF DOES SCARA HAVE HIS GOAL BUT HE DIESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ

kazuha: he cant read?.

mona: LMAO 😂 

scaramouche: there is absolutely NO way i hust saw you use that emoji

mona: ..

scaramouche: first of all i can read

scaramouche: second of all

scaramouche: why are you using that emoji

scaramouche: never speak to me again

mona: LITERALLY ALL THE EMOJIS U USE ARE SKULL EMOJIS

scaramouche: you only use the begging emoji when youre asking for money

mona: STOP 😭😭😭😭

kokomi: i lietrally wanna chop ALL of my hair off WHY the fuck is it so nhard to dry after taking a shower LIKE I DONT HAVE THE TIME FOR THAT BRO

gorou: kokomi whats up wit u 😭

heizou: people call sara my Non biogical sister but where was she when my ticktokc had 4 likes? 😔

sara: making four accounts

heizou: BRO.. ❤️💔

sara: and wondering how you misspell biological so insanely horrifyingly wrong

heizou: ..

aether: u dk what u did to me 😮😮😮 ur bldy

lumine: SHUT UP

childe: ykw im gonna search up the AR test answers on google

zhongli: childe why are you standing outside of my house

childe: HI ZHONGLIIIIIIIIIII

alhaitham: good morning

childe: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND LIKE OH. MY. GOD. HUST SHUT THNEUFIC UP

alhaitham: BRO

zhongli: that doesnt answer my question

childe: Idk i bought something for u *Says super hotly so insanely hot that hzongli immediately falls in love with me again because of how Goddamn fine i am*

zhongli: oh

thoma: you do realize that if you put it in stars we can still see it, right?

kaeya: man why these smart people so damnfine 😍

kaeya: especially my tutor fr

kaeya: im inlove with my tutor

kaeya: hes tryna teach me science rn but i cant help but notice how fine he is ngl

diluc: his tutor is albedo fyi

kaeya: HI DILUC

diluc: leave me alone

diluc has went offline

kaeya: ..

ayato: 🎶 Call all u want but theres no one home and ur not gonna reach my telephone 🎶 

kaeya: bro ur bfs so mean fr

ayato: 🎶 Out in the club and im sipping that bubb and ur not gonna reach my telephone 🎶 

kaeya: BRO

ayato: 🎶 Boy the way u blowing up my phone wont make me leave no faster 🎶 

ayato: 🎶 Put my coat on faster 🎶 

ayato: 🎶 Leave my girls no faster 🎶

ayato: im so good at singing fr 

hu tao: WHERE DID KEWING GO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

keqing: im hiding from you 

hu tao: WHY

keqing: i mean youre kinda chasing me around your house idk

hu tao: 😡

hu tao: WHY WONT U PLAY HIDE AND SEEK W ME FR

hu tao: XIAOWANTS TO PLAY TOO

xiao: no i dont

xiao: im hiding with her bro

hu tao: ccan u tell me where u are.l 😞

hu tao: I MISS U KEQING

hu tao: ..

hu tao: KEQING??

hu tao: whatever. i’ll go play with yanfei.

hu tao: Skips away sadly


 

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