can we survive high school??

quick a/n: sorry for not updating in like three days. the reason i didnt was bc i got lost in a swamp and had to write a five page essay in school about how i befriended a crocodile and about my journey and how i met the teenage ninja turtles and ya

i also got into a fight with these random hoes on the street and i promised my friends i would send them a video (brian: when u sending the video girly?? me: i got my ass beat bro im not showing u that shit) I HATE SCHOOL SO FUCKING MUCH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK??? WE HAVE TO DO SOME DUMBASS TESTING CURRENTLY WHEN THE OTHER ENTIRETY OF THE UNITED STATES ISNT??

-hajiz(😜)

also uh. hajiz has been helping me with chapters recently (hajiz is a chatfic writer so if u like chatfics idk go look at her stuff Pls) and she agreed to becum my cowriter on this fick!!!!!!! 😱😱😱

-airiR(why are we signing our names bro)

anyways go thank her now lets begin

liyue high

venti: im literally so hot

venti: i get girls fr

ayato: then why arent u dating anyone

amber: LEAVE MY BFF ALONE 

kaeya: FR AMBERS RIGHT

kaeya: IF HE WANTS TO PULL BUT NOT DATE HE CAN SO STFU AYATOE

ayato: I have two boyfriends stfu

ayato: and he has no Girlfriends

kazuha: im so silly

kazuha: my mom called me silly

kazuha: then proceeded to ask if i have a boyfriend

heizou: Hi Kazuha.

kazuha: hi heizou

heizou: CRIES

kazuha: whats wrong

heizou: KAZUHA WHAT DO I DO

kazuha: what do you mean

heizou: I HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE

kazuha: me too lol

heizou: ..

childe: WHAT @scaramouche

scaramouche: wtf

scaramouche: who

kazuha: its a secret 

aether: HE TOLD ME BTWGUYS 🤗🤗🤗🤭🤭🤭

venti: HE TOLD ME TOO !!!!!!!m 😜

xiao: he also told me. 

keqing: he told me too lol

lumine: WHAT

lumine: HOW DOES AETHER KNOW WHO KAZUHAS CRUSH IS BUT I DONT??

xingqiu: this is getting tense

xingqiu: This is a romance suspense novel Fr

xingqiu: team scara for the win fr

itto: TEAM SCARABRO FR

itto: wait

itto: uh

itto: TEAM HEIZOBRO FRFR

heizou: ..

itto: IM SORRY BRO I FORGOT WHO I WAS VOTING FOR

heizou: im going to go run off to my room and start crying

keqing: same 

heizou: KEQING WHATS WRONG 😭😭😭😭

keqing: MY EX BF STARTED DATING MY BSF 😭

heizou: GIRLY IM SO SORRY

keqing: NO GIRLY IM SORRY

lumine: why is keqing suddenly everyones girly 💀💀

lumine: SHES MY GIRLY 2 THO

yae miko: scara’s crying too ☺️

scaramouche: this is all raidens fault

raiden: BRO WHAT DID I DO???

raiden: ITS NOT MY FAULT UR CRUSH PROBABLY LIKES SOMEONE ELSE

raiden: I DO NOT GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

raiden: ALSO YOUR MOM SAID YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO CURSE FOR A WEEK

scaramouche: FUCK WHAT MY MOM SAYS

raiden: IM TELLING HER RN

scaramouche: FUCKING TATTLE TALE

scaramouche: YOU SNITCH

raiden: CALL ME A SNITCH ONCE YOU GET GROUNDED

scaramouche: Pls dont

raiden: ..

yae miko: woah

scaramouche: if u do i wont be able to talk to my crush fr

scaramouche: if u dont i will confess to my crush fr

raiden: REALLY??

raiden: OMG

raiden: IM. GONNA GO TELL MOM

scaramouche: ..

raiden: THAT U MIGHT HAVE A BOYFRIEND SOON

scaramouche: NO WAIF

scaramouche: I WAS KYING

scaramouche: IM A LIAR PLS

raiden: ..

raiden: then im telling mom you cursed

scaramouche: if u do uh

scaramouche: i will

scaramouche: uh

scaramouche: give my crush an anonymous love letter yeah

raiden: thats the best i’ll get ig

raiden: FINE U DUMB BITCH

scaramouche: STFU

scaramouche: THATS WHY UR FUCKING BUILT LIKE A BLOXY AIDE DRINK

scaramouche: AND

scaramouche is now offline

ayaka: why are so many people here fatherless

gorou: are we gonna ignora that

ayaka: like im fatherless, ayatos fatherless, gorous fatherless,

gorou: IM NOT FATHERLESS

ayaka: raiden, scaradouche, kazuha, diluc, kaeya

ayaka: so many more.

venti: Bro zhongli keeps ditching me for his bf fr

venti: as if im not his bf fr

childe: WHAT???

childe: UR NOT HIS BF

venti: yes i am fr

venti: stay jealous

venti: We kissed in third grade

venti: and in fourth

venti: then in fifth

childe: ..

venti: but then in sixth YOU showed up

venti: and started flirting w my boyfriend smh

childe: WHAR

diluc: more like venti kissed zhongli 💀💀 

childe: i honestly never knew that

venti: me and raiden kissed too fr

scaramouche: WHAT

scaramouche: NO

scaramouche: I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAR

scaramouche: im crhing more now

kazuha: why are you crying? are you okay 

scaramouche: UR MIAING IT WORSE 

scaramouche has gone offline

hu tao: Bro xiao can u like come out of ur room

xiao: no

hu tao: keqing is here bro

hu tao: U DONT WANNA TOAK TO UR BEST FEIEND FR

xiao: i dont want to talk to you 

hu tao: keqing is so nice

hu tao: If i could date her i would 

xiao: you say that about everyone

keqing: ..

hu tao: keqing i lvoe u so much

hu tao: 🥺

itto: omg

itto: i can do that?

hu tao: yes

hu tal: try it fr

itto: @sara

sara: what do you want 

itto: Can u get me mcdonalds with an extra kiss on the side fr

itto: 🥺

sara: youre a grown man 

sara: dont send me that emoji.

itto: Ok sorry

kokomi: what did you just say to my gf.

itto: im sorry.

kokomi: i will end you if you were just trying to rizz up my gf

itto: im sorry ma’am

kokomi: dont ever say that shit towards my gf again.

kokomi: or there will be consequences 

itto: it wont happen again ma’am im sure of it

kokomi: really?

itto: yes ma’am.

kokomi: k.

kokomi is now offline

heizou: bro hit him with the k

gorou: i never even though of kokomi having a side like that

sara: uh

sara: arataki are you okay??

itto: WHY IS SHE SO MEAN

itto: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YALL WAS DATING FR

sara: im sorry

itto: 😭😭😭😭

yanfei: why are you guys always arguing or bickering or just having something up with each other bro

itto: we dont argue

itto: sara tells me to shut up and i do

sara: true

itto: my feelings are hurt sara

sara: we can duel if youre actually upset

itto: OMB REALLY

itto: YAYAAYAAYYAYAAYAYA BLJUISHIUAHSYUHAUYSHIUWHAUHA

thats it 🥱🥱🥱🥱