truth or dare #devious version
liyue high
ayato: PARTIES TODAY AT 7
cyno: YALL I GOT A JOKE
tighnari: bro
cyno: why did adele cross the road?
cyno: TO SAY HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
kaeya: pity laugh
albedo: lol
albedo: i like that one.
kaeya: WHAT
cyno: YOU ACTUALLY LIKE MY JOKES??
cyno: self esteem boost rq
albedo: i thought everyone liked them
cyno: AWWW 🙁☹️
cyno: cries
scaramouche: someone tell me what the fuck did tartaglia do
scaramouche: my head hurts and why the fuck is dottore in my fucking house
scaramouche: if i had a gun with two bullets in and i was in a room with me, dottore, and signora i would shoot dottore twice
dottore: BRO YOU AND CHILDE WERE DRUNK KR WTV
dottore: AND U WERE SINGING
scaramouche: holy shit
dottore: AND U SAID CHILDE WAS UR BEST FRIEND
scaramouche: WHAT THE FUCK
dottore: I KNOW RIGHT
kazuha: why are my parents being so gay>😭
raiden: isnt ur mom like
raiden: idk
raiden: that super rich lady
kazuha: which one
raiden: the one that looks like u..
kazuha: i think shes rich idk
ayato: how do u not know wether ur moms rich or not 💀
kazuha: shes too busy all the time i like never see her
kazuha: i only see my mama 😊
kazuha: my mom is always at the jade chamber ffs
xingqiu: WHAT
xingqiu: LIKE
xingqiu: LADY NINGGUANG
chongyun: nah nah (i think
chongyun: his mom is pornbabbly one of lady ningguangs assistants ..
chongyun: right ?
kazuha: my moms name is ningguang..
xingqiu: WHAT
xingqiu: OMG
xingqiu: SPINNNG SKULL EMOJI
xingqiu: 💀 ↪️⤴️↩️🔁🔁🔁🔁💀💀
keqing: 🎶 go on and step on me 🎶
keqing: love that song lol
keqing: anyways my bf broke up wit me
hu tao: whats wrong with her 💀
xiangling: HE DID????
xiangling: I’LL BAKE HIM
xiangling: 350 DEGREES
mona: you should never trust people with an aries zodiac
xiao: ..
keqing: me and hu tao are gonna set his house on fire today!
hu tao: WHAT?. WE ARE??
xiao: hu tao what did you do to her
hu tao: NOTHING??
ganyu: keqing you have a boyfriend??
ganyu: had* (sorry)
keqing: yes
keqing: i hate him now though
signora: i can send nukes to his home from snezhnaya if u want ❤️
keqing: really omg please do ❤️
signora: send me his address ❤️
scaramouche: dont
scaramouche: i promise you she will genuinely send nukes to his home
scaramouche: and i happen to live across from his house
scaramouche: So pls dont do it
signora: ..
keqing: HOW DO U KNOW THATS MY BF??
scaramouche: CUZ UR ALWAYS WALKING INTO HIS HOUSE AND SHIT
scaramouche: tbh im happy for u cuz girlypop he was no good 4 u
childe: ..
scaramouche: i heard him saying stupid things girly
scaramouche: he was calling u a bitch the second u left and got on a call wit some girl from snapchat girly 🙏
keqing: really girly?
scaramouche: yes girly
scaramouche: he dont deserve u girly
scaramouche: so dont do it
scaramouche: tell signora to send bombs instead
keqing: signora can u send bombs instead ❤️
signora: sure thing ❤️
signora: whats his address ❤️
keqing: house across from urs ❤️
signora: okay ❤️
childe: …i
signora: this is how i get girls fr
signora: childe needa learn a few steps
childe: WHAT
childe: Actually.
childe: I have a bf.
scaramouche: zhongli isnt dating u
dottore: DIDNT HE REJECT U 💀
childe: 🙁
keqing: you were a perfect illusion 😭😭
keqing: sOMEWHERE IN all THE CONFUSSION
keqing: YOU WERE SO PERFECT
childe: YOU WERE A YOU WERE A PERFECT ILLSUION 🙁
childe: sad era
xiao: keqing are you okay
hu tao: aww their best friends
xiao: theyre*
hu tao: SHUT UP
at the party lol
ayato: Thoma’s winking at me fr
ayato: he want me fr
ayato: SOMEONE SET ME UP W HIM PLS
ayato: dont even get me started on diluc fr
ayato: he winking at me too fr
gorou: diluc isnt even at the party 💀💀
ayato: gorou bro set me up fr
gorou: ok
ayato: my best bro fr
xiao: im so happy i wasnt invited
hu tao: i couldnt come sadly
hu tao: me and keqing are setting her ex’s house on fire
xiao: what.
hu tao: JK
hu tao: jk=just kidnapped (a homeless man)
hu tao: Lmao.
hu tao: i couldnt come bc im at her boyfriends house rn. im going to beat him up 😈😈😈. Pierro is recording me from his house
xiao: huh
hu tao: pierro, scaradouche, signora, dottore, and childe all live 2gether
xiao: ok
keqing: I THINK YOURE STANDING ON MY LEFT FOOT…
kazuha: ITS HURTING BUT THATS OKAY 😭
ganyu: kazuha and keqing stop being sad
kazuha: im cyring i cant tell if thetse people are tryna kiss me or tryna kill me
scaramouche: maybe both
childe: SCARAMOUCHE IS PULLING SOME MOVES FR HEIZOU GOTTA CATCH UPP
scaramouche: UR TOO SLOOWW
scaramouche: childe this some heart2heart talk fr
childe: anything bro
scaramouche: youre my best bro fr
childe: love u bro
scaramouche: i love you too bro
dottore: screenshotting
scaramouche: BRO GET ME SOME FIREWATER
childe: IM ON IT BRO
zhongli: where am i
zhongli: this is darkness
childe: I’LL SAVE YOU
venti: i locked him in a closet
xiao: you what
venti: i said i locked him in a closet
alhaitham: why 💀💀
xingqiu: SPINNING SKULL EMOJI AGAIN
xingqiu: 💀⤴️↪️⤴️🔁💀
zhongli: venti can you please let me out
venti: say u are my girlypop
zhongli: i am your girlypop
venti: okay 😊😊
venti: now
venti: LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE
thoma: where
venti: ONLINE
thoma: uh
heizou: BRO IM IN LOVE WITH THIS PERSON BUT LIKE PEOPLE SAY ANOTHER PERSON LIKES THEM??(idk if they do tho
scaramouche: i do
heizou: THEY ACTUALLY DO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
venti: ..
heizou: LIKE I WANNA DATE THEM SO BAD
heizou: i need mor alchol
heizou: Feeling goofy today
heizou: HE’S SO SILLY I WANNA DATE HIM
yanfei: PRONOUN DROP !!!!!!!!! ITS A HIM
ayaka: we all know who his crush is 💀
yanfei: im trying to be surprising ok
heizou: I wanna kiss him very extremely hard and in a very Bonjour way
ayato: he basically just said he wants to aggressively french kiss his crush fr
ayato: me too fr
heizou: BUT LIKE THAT OTHER PERSON LIKES HIM
heizou: Snorts
heizou: AND HE PRIBABLY LIKES HIM MORE
thoma: dont assume! how do you know that your crush likes the other person more?
heizou: BECAUSE THEY HAVE WAY MORE TROPES THAN ME X HIM DO
thoma: ..
heizou: THEY HAVE ENEMIES 2 LOVERS, OPPOSITES ATTRACT, SLOWBURN, AND MORE WHILE WE ARE JUST FRIENDS TO LOVERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
xingqiu: i taught him that
venti: Heizou go cry about your crush somewhere else
venti: and dw we got 22 people on ur side (including one of ur crushes mothers
venti: and 19 people on the other guys side (including his sister, his sisters gf, his aunt, and both of ur crushes mothers cuz um the other one dont like u and the first one voted both..
venti: but uh quite a few people voted both sides (including me)
venti: So ya.
venti: Shush.
venti: childe u can go first #Bestfriends
childe: 🤭🤭🤭
childe: ima do zhongli first 😊
childe: truth or dare
zhongli: truth i guess
childe: Do u love me
zhongli: ..
signora: oh my fucking god 💀
zhongli: i meant to say dare
childe: I DARE U TO KISS ME
childe: 😊😊
zhongli: venti still hasnt let me out the closet
venti: OMG TARTALI IS GONNA KIISISSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
venti: Opening the door rn
childe: YAAAAYYY
childe: venti take a photo of me and zhongli kissing and make it a christmas card pls
venti: yes sir