my apology chapter
liyue high
chongyun: does anyone have the answers for the geography homework?
venti: HEY BBG 😏😏😏😏😏😘😘😘😘
chongyun: ..
chongyun: WHAT
xiao: what.
xingqiu: WHAT???
venti: ..
venti: I THOUGHT THAT SAID ZHONGLI.
venti: IM SO SORRY..
chongyun: WHY WULD YOU THINK ‘CHONGYUN’ SAYS ‘ZHONGLI’???
chongyun: AND WHY WOULD U DO THAT TO ZHONGLI??
venti: HES MY GIRLY
venti: ME HIM AND RAIDEN
raiden: i am NOT your girly.
venti: aww.. 😞
venti: I SWEAR TG I LOSE ONE BBG A DAY..
venti: its ok though. i know u luv me 🥰🥰🥰🥰
thoma: who is playing poker face by lady gaga on full volume?
childe: ME AND SCARABOOBS
scaramouche: WE’RE SOMEWHERE IN SNESHNAYA THOUGH SO U WONT HEAR IT DW
thoma: i dont think
ayato: HEY BABE.
diluc: i think their drunk
ayato: HI BABE.
heizou: all i hear is someone aggressively screaming “PUH PUH PUH POKER FACE” and idk what to do (pls help)
kazuha: i think its scaramouche?
kazuha: i cant sleep
heizou: you can sleep in my dorm if you want? its more distant idk
lumine: BRO
aether: BRO
lumine: BRO JUST
aether: FR??
kazuha: if its not a problem?
aether: SHOOT UR SHOT MY MAAN
heizou: yeah yeah its no prob (shut the fuck up aether
arthur: (my bad bro
kazuha: give me a moment
kazuha is offline
heizou: OHOHJ MY GOODDD
lumine: THAT WAS SO RANDOM BUT GOOD JOB
ayato: i swear i heard lumine’s neck crack from turning it too fast whenever that message was sent
scaramouche: I WANNA HOLD HIM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS PLLEASE
signora: HIM?? ITS SUPPOSED TO BE THEM..
scaramouche: i hat lady gaga
yelan: I hate you so much
childe: SING IT GIRLY
dottore: im never having a sleepover with you guys AGAIN
dottore: IM TRQYING TO SLEEP
dottore: AND CHILDE IS MAKING A VIDEO OF SCARADOUCHE SINGING W THE MOST RANDOM CLOSE UPS AND TRANSITIONS
dottore: THATS LITERALLY MY DEODORANT UR USING AS UR MICRPHONE
scaramouche: WOP AN GANGNAM STYLE
scaramouche: GANGNAM STYLE WOP WOPMWIP WOP
scaramouche: AAAYYYYYYYY SEXY LADDIESS WOP WOP WOP WOP
mona: we need to have a SERIOUS talk about this.
scaramouche: SHUT UP STUPID ANNOYING DUMBBUTT UGLY FEMALE DOG FEMALE LOVING FEMALE DOG I HATE YOU
mona: ..
scaramouche: im in love guys
childe: OMG RLLY
signora: spill rn
dottore: TELL ME
Pierro: Why did you invite me? Furthermore, I desire to know.
scaramouche: ITS
scaramouche: ITS
scaramouche: i cant tell u guys 🤫😐🤭
childe: …
childe: it all fell down it all fell down it all fell down…
signora: AND ALL I GAVE YOU IS GOONNEEE
diluc: i think they are all drunk
thoma: help me im scared??
ayato: I WILL HELP U
kaeya: buck buck buck buck booyaksha
keqing has muted kaeya, childe, and signora
scaramouche: CANT READ MY- CANT READ MY- NO YOU CANT READ MY POOKERR FACEE
mona: SHES GOT ME LIKE NOBODY
scaramouche: shut the flip up like omg u always keep talking
mona: flip 💀
diluc has muted scaramouche
venti: @zhongli THIS IS WHO UR DATING??? (u could do sommuch better
aether: hey. Stop right there. Im the dating police.
venti: …
zhongli: what?
scaramoch2 has joined the gc
scaramoch2: WHY YOUNGUYS KCIKED ME OUUT??
diluc: what 💀
scaramoch2: LIVING A LIFFEEE OF MISSERRRYYYY
tar2y has joined the gc
tar2y: HEY GIRLIESSS!
zhongli: what the actual fuck
venti: LMAAO
tar2y: aOMG ZHONGLI..
dottore: BRO
dottore: WE SETTLED THIS
dottore: NO TALK AB UR BF DURING OUR SLEEPBROVER(+signora
tar2y: MY BAD BRO
scaramoch2: HEY BABAY GIRL AHATCHU FOIN TONIGHT%.. I WANNA C WHAT U GT I; SOTTEE…
ayato: OH SHIT I FORGOT AB THE PARTY TODAY..
venti: ..
ayato: ITS RESCHEDULED TO TUESDAY!! (aka tomorw
thoma: dont we have school?? huh..
diluc: thoma we’re on spring break
thoma: oh,,
ayato: i wove bith of u 😊
scaramoch2: i hatw gay leopel
hu tao: guys i think hes gay
tar2y: YA BC HE HAS A CRUSH ON A MAN
dottore: WHAT
ayato: THATS WHY HE ISNT INVITED
ayato: ALHAITHAM ISNT BC HES A BAD KISSER (probably
alhaitham: what
signora: HELP SCARADOUCHE AND CHILDE JUST DROPPED ONTO THE FLOOR AND PASSED OUT 💀💀
dottore: i think thats the end of this all nighter..
Pierro: That sucks. I’m going home.
hu tao: AY AYATO
hu tao: WHY ISNT XIAO INVITED??
ayato: CUZ I DONT LIKE HIM
hu tao: OKAY NVM THAT MAKES SENSE HAVE A GOOD DAY
xiao: 💀
venti has kicked kazuha out
venti has kicked heizou out
venti has kicked scaramoch2 out
venti has kicked scaramouche out
venti: WE NEEDA DO THIS BEFORE DEEZLUC SHITS THE SERVER DOWN
venti: are u team heizou or team scaramouche. 😊
xingqiu: UH UH
xingqiu: scaramouche tbh
diluc: what is this revolving around
venti: heikazu or scarakazu
tar2y: SCARMAOCUHE
venti: i thought u passed out..
tar2y: im backnawake
tar2y: nevrmind
tar2y is offline
venti: ANYONE ELSE???
lisa: heizou
hu tao: HEIZOU
diluc: im shutting down the gc. its eleven PM.
venti: DM ME THE REST
diluc has shut down the server
diluc has added scaramouche
diluc has added kazuha
diluc has added heizou