TAKE UR SHIRT OFF T-T-TAKE UR SHIRTT OFF
whats the name of this lol
Jean has joined the groupchat
Jean: Hello, students!
Jean: I would like to introduce our newest student, who joined yesterday.
scaramouche: oh no
Jean: His name is Scaramouche.
childe: I KNOW HIM PRINICAPL I KNOW HIM
Jean: A few of you know him.
dottore: I KNIW HIM I KNOW HIM
Jean: Yes, you’re one of them.
dottore: EHEHEHEHEHEHEE
childe: NO I KNOW HIM
Jean: Kazuha will be responsible of showing him around. He wasn’t present yesterday, so he must know his schedule and where to go.
childe: WHAT???
dottore: THATS NOT FAIR
Jean: What?
childe: SCARADOUCHE IS IN LOVE WI
Jean: Scaradouche?
childe: typo.
ayato: 💀
Jean: Anyways, I’ll be taking my leave now.
Jean has left
dottore: bro ur ugly nicknames almost got caught..
childe: I KNOW 😢😢 (insert emoji from my online friends sever, :01cry:
kazuha: good morning!
scaramouche: hi kazuha
kazuha: hi!
heizou: GOOD MORNING KAZUHA
ayaka: gm
thoma: hi kazuha!
kazuha: hi thoma
scaramouche: kazuha
kazuha: hi
scaramouche: can u add me rq
kazuha: sure! send me a req
scaramouche: h
scaramouche: okay
kazuha is offline
scaramouche is offline
heizou: idk why but i dont like scaramouche
albedo: mm mmh.
kaeya: we know why.
albedo: i get it. i know how your feeling
kaeya: people are tryna steal your gril
albedo: i know youre like, uhuh, booboo bear’s mine
diluc: they watch a bunch of trash tv shows together
heizou: IM LIKE THAT??
heizou: I DONT THINK LIKE THAT..
ayato: It’s okay. I hate Scaramouche aswell.
ayato: I hope he falls off a cliff an
thoma: ayato.
diluc: ayato
ayato: sssxzzzorry.
ayato: sighs. ANYWAYS THE PARTY IS TODAY!!!
ayato: EVERYONES INVITED EXCEPT FOR ALHAITHAM SCARADOUCHE AND XIAO!!!!!
alhaitham: what did i do
ayato: UR FLIRTING W MY BF
childe: ALHAITHAM IS ALSO FLIRTING WITH MY BF!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
alhaitham: that kid has a boyfriend??
lisa: KID 💀💀
alhaitham: lisa, he isnt a kid??
lisa: he isnt..
lisa: hes a student here
alhaitham: oh
childe: ..
alhaitham: im sorry
childe: cries
childe: IM TALLER THAN ZHONGLI
lisa: like by a few cenimeters
alhaitham: im sorry.
childe: AND LIKE. IT REQLLY HURTS. BC THSIS GREEN HEADED BITCH IS NOW TRYING TO STEAL MY BOYFRIEND.
alhaitham: who is your boyfriend???
childe: ZHQONKKYI
alhaitham: .. what
childe: THE REALLY PRETTY ONE AND REALLY CUTE AND ADORHABLE
alhaitham: i dont understand?
zhongli: sorry for the inconvenience. i think i have to drag him into my car again
childe: ZHONGLI
zhongli: hello
childe: MY LOOOVEEE
zhongli: where are you?
childe: ON MY WAY TO FIGHT ALHAITHAM!
alhaitham: what
zhongli: what?
zhongli: school’s over
childe: IM GOING TOHIS HOUSE
alhaitham: fuck
alhaitham: closing my blinds rn
zhongli: ajax where are you
childe: AT MCDONALDS
zhongli: why?
childe: im getting a shamrock oreo mcflurry
childe: it looks like alhaitham
childe: cuz its green
zhongli: ..
alhaitham: why?
childe: ..
childe: so i can eat it
childe: hold up i gotta pay
zhongli: uh
zhongli: its alright
alhaitham: ..
zhongli: you can handle him right?
alhaitham: yeah but like im kinda concerned he knows my home address
childe: I DO KNOW UR HOME ADDRESS
childe: BC UR KEEP FLIRTING WITHNMY BOYFRIEND
childe: SO IVE COME TO FIGHT YOU
childe: OPEN THE DOOR
alhaitham: I HEARD A KNOCK??
alhaitham: HOW DID YOU GET FROM MCDONALDS TO MY HOUSE SO QUICK
childe: bluffer.
childe: you live two minutes away from mcdonalds.
alhaitham: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???
childe: IM GOING TO FIGHT YOU
alhaitham: my mom will go nuts bro
childe: ur mom just offered me inside the house btw
childe: her cookies are good
alhaitham: HUH?
childe: come downstairs.
alhaitham: NO
childe: COME DOWNSTAIRS
alhaitham: …
alhaitham: okay.
ayato: what just happened
zhongli: honestly i think ajax is just going to offer playing my little pony monopoly with him
zhongli: at least thats what he usually does
ayato: HES DONE THIS BEFORE???
zhongli: yes unfortunately