cries
liyue high
kazuha: my stomach hurts
kazuha: so i searched it up
kazuha: and google says i got poisoned
kazuha: i cant remember police’s phon number
kazuha: help
kazuha: im dying slowly i think
kazuha: wrong groupchat i think
kazuha: is rhis ‘e for explciit”
kazuha: uh
kazuha: HELP WHO US AT MY DIKR
kazuha: nvm its mh mom
kazuha: does she live with me?
kazuha: does she really exist
kazuha: do we all actually exist
kazuha: or are we all just programmed to make life feel perfect
kazuha: because if we had too much gravity our blood would rush to our legs and we would be stuck helplessly on the ground until we perish
kazuha: so what if that was supposed to happen? what if we were meant to be stuck to the ground helplessly?
heizou: bbg
heizou: this is not e for explicit
heizou: this is the school groupchat
ayaka: and yes your mom exists
ayaka: why are you only like this at night
ayaka: kazuha is so calm in the morning
kazuha: my mother gave me alcohol 😈😈😈😈😈😈 #deivuos
ayato: how do you spell alcohol right but you cant spell devious
diluc: beidou definitely gave him something
diluc: poor kazuha
kazuha: hi guys! hru?
diluc: what just happened 💀
hu tao: @keqing @keqing @keqing @keqing @keqing
keqing: what?
hu tao: COME OVER
keqing: why?
hu tao: XIAO WANTS YOU TO
xiao: no i dont
xiao: i did not mention her in any of our conversations
hu tao: XIAO WANTS U TO COME OVEERRR
hu tao: YOU ME AND FEI CAN HAVE A GIRLS NIGHT OUT + XIAO
xiao: i dont want to come
hu tao: YES HE DOES
keqing: when?
hu tao: RIGHT NOW
keqing: all right, i’ll rearrange my schedule.
hu tao: YAYAAYAYAYA
hu tao: XIAO CLEAN YOUR ROOM
xiao: why?
hu tao: KEQING NEEDS TO SLEEP SOMEWHERE
hu tao: YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH AND SHE’LL SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM
xiao: when did i
ayato: PARTY AT MY HOUSE TMRW (ON SUNDAY!!!)
diluc: dont let him thoma
thoma: ayato dont
ayato: AYATO WILLL
ayaka: ayato no
ayato: AYATO YES
venti: DW AYATO I WILL INVITE EVERYONE I KNOW
diluc: too late to stop him
kaeya: Y M C A 😱😱😱
venti: SO. is there anyone i shouldnt invite
ayato: IDGAF INVITE ANYONE
ayato: actually
ayato: Everyone except for Alhaitham.
ayato: Don’t invite him.
venti: …
venti: okay..
childe: ZHONGLI WEGER ARE YOU
zhongli: good morning!
childe: HI ZHONGLI
zhongli: hello childe
childe: WILL p U GO ON A DATE WITH ME
xiao: say no
zhongli: no
scaramouche: SCREENSHOTTED KNFMAIAIAOI
xiao: im laughing
hu tao: LMAAOAO
yanfei: IM CRYING
keqing: 💀
venti: EVEN KEQING
ayato: Don’t invite Childe.
childe: NO PLS
ayato: okay. u can invite him
xiao: XIAO WONT GIVE ME MY PHONE
xiao: HE SAYS ITS BC IM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE IT BUT LIKE I NEED TO SHIT???
keqing: what does that have to do with this??
keqing: im xiao btw
xiao: WHAT IF I TAKE SUPER LONG TO SHIT?? IM GOING TO BE BORED.
hu tao: she has a point
xiao: THANK U KEQING
keqing: no she doesnt
xiao: I NEED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC
keqing: while you shit??
hu tao: everyone does that?? (not me but like a lot of people
xiao: KEQING MARRY ME PLS
xiao: this is my proposal
xiao: marry me
xiao: (pulls out ring)
xiao: leave xiao i will treat you better i promise
hu tao: uh
keqing: hu tao stfu
keqing: you cant have your phone and thats that
keqing: mom says so
xiao: WHAT DOES KEQING THINK AB THIS??
xiao: let the woman of the house speak.
yanfei: wouldnt the woman of the house be your mother?
xiao: SHUT UP
hu tao: i think you should listen to your mom
xiao: im taking the ring back
xiao: we are no longer married
xiao: go marry xiao or yanfei or ganyu smth idk
hu tao: uh
keqing: give me my phone back
xiao: I NEED TO SHIT
keqing: YOU NEED TO SHIT EVERYDAY AND ALL THE TIME
ayato: 💀💀
xiao: keqing you can go get your phone
hu tao: thanks
yanfei: me being a lawyer: 😱😈😭😞🤓😡🙏🚨😝🦶😋🥰
ayato: I HATE ALHAITHAM
ayato: HE JUST WINKED AT MY BOYFRIEND
ayato: transforms into demon form 😈😈😈😈😈
ayaka: HE DIDNT EVEN GLANCE AT THOMA
ayato: i hope alhaitham falls off a cliff
ayato: same thing with that new kid
ayato: whatever his name is
ayato: scara something i think idk
thoma: scaramouche?
ayato: oh yeah
ayato: Scaramouche and Xiao aren’t invited either.
thoma: why??
ayato: I hate all three of them.
scaramouche: oh?
scaramouche: i dont give two shits rich boy
signora: ARENT YOU RICH??
childe: BEING RICH IS LITERALLY SCARAMOOSE’S WHOLE PERSONALITY 💀
scaramouche: i hate rich people
mona: YOU ARE RICH??
scaramouche: SHUT THE FUCK UP I HATE YOU SO MUCH THIS IS WHY YOURE BROKE AND MOM LLVES ME I HOPE GOU FALL OFF A CLIFF WHENEVER I SEE YOU YOU GIVE ME A HEADACHE ELEAVE ME A LONE I CANT SLEEP KNOWING THAT YOU ARE HEALTHY AND LIVING I HOPE YOU I WISH YOU AND THE GINGER NEVER MADE MOM ENROLL ME MY SCHOOL WAS FINE I HTE ALL OF YOU
kazuha: quit threatening your sister and GET ME A FUCJING SLIMELICKER
kazuha: sorry that was yae
kazuha: she kinda breaks into my house regularly