sarcastic FanFiction

In my defence i wasn't supposed to be around this long

In my defence i wasn't supposed to be around this long

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Updated
28.04.2025
Fandom
Marvel Cinematic Universe Spider-Man - All Media Types
Characters
Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Tony Stark & Peter Parker
Tags
Fluff idk how to tag No beta reader Comfort Peter Parker is a Little Shit Hurt Peter we die like Tony stark sarcastic peter is emotionally constipated no starker
Okay okay okay. It was never peters intention to get impaled by a literal sword (who uses swords these days??) on some random sunday night. But that's just how life goes for vigilantes...right? ~or! peters an idiot and gets stabbed. that's it really.