lots of swearing FanFiction

The Pirates (Authors) Who Don't Do Anything

The Pirates (Authors) Who Don't Do Anything

F/M
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy
Tags
Fluff Swearing Fluff and Humor Miscommunication Explicit Sexual Content Dubious Consent Drabble Collection Sexual Tension Alternate Universe BAMF Hermione Granger Comedy Pirates
Skulduggery, scallywaggery, and scandal abound on the high seas!A series of pirate AU drabbles created by the Scrivenshaft Hate Club in celebration of MidnightLumos's birthday.
The Dance

The Dance

F/F
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
The Last of Us
Characters
Ellie (The Last of Us), Dina (The Last of Us), Jesse (The Last of Us), Dina/Ellie (The Last of Us), Cat (The Last of Us), Cat/Ellie (The Last of Us)
Tags
Cat and Dina just don’t stfu jealous little shits ellie and Jesse are confused lots of swearing
Cat and Dina had been unusually (?) aggressive to each other the entire fucking day. It wasn’t like they didn’t always get on each other’s nerves and then proceed to stomp on them, but today it was just much worse.
Little Red – “AVERAGE-HEIGHT GREY!”

Little Red – “AVERAGE-HEIGHT GREY!”

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Homestuck
Characters
Vriska Serket, Tavros Nitram, Gamzee Makara, Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas, Kankri Vantas, Kurloz Makara, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Eridan Ampora, Dave Strider, Feferi Peixes, Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
Tags
Swearing Wolves lots of swearing Talestuck Wolfbro Little Red Riding Hood - Freeform Karkat's mouth Gamzee's Mouth bad raps
Karkat, the newest Little Red (Average-Height Grey!), has been dating the local "Wolfbro" for some time now. Everything is going just fine. They don't really fight and they have a steady pattern that coincides with their duties.And Karkat is extremel...