IT'S SO SWEET FanFiction

Refrigerators Don't Run, Weirdo

Refrigerators Don't Run, Weirdo

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Gellert Grindelwald, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Hermione Granger/Ginny Weasley, Nott Sr. (Harry Potter)
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting no beta we die like men I'm Bad At Tagging Alternate Universe - Human Office Adopted Sibling Relationship I swear Tom Riddle is a scammer The Weasleys adopted Harry IT'S SO SWEET
Tom Riddle works at a scam call center and calls Harry Potter, who is a professional soccer ("football") player. Shenanigans ensue. Canon is a piece of paper that I bend to my will.