"Hail Hydra!" Declared Steve Rogers, holding up a case of water. "Water prevents dehydration and is wonderful for your health. Drink water instead of soda! This week is going to be a hot one, so be sure to 'Hail Hydra!' by drinking lots of water!"
"That's a wrap!" The commercial director called out. "Great job, Captain America! Thank you for helping Americans drink better and have a better diet this summer."
"It's my duty as a good American, sir," Steve replied. "I have to go to now, back to Avengers Tower, to play some tennis with Tony."
"Be sure to 'Hail Hydra' while you both play!" The director cheerfully said. "Don't get heat stroke!"
Steve laughed. "Hail Hydra!"
Then he went home and played tennis with Tony and was well hydrated and was happy.
*glares at Marvel*
The End