
꒱꒱・edd
everyone went quiet as they heard the dining hall doors slam open. a woman in a crème colored suit stood in the doorway. her hair was claw-clipped up, and her (bangs/front pieces) were right in front her infuriated eyes.
everyone eating their dinner watched at this woman marched up to their leader with full confidence. she couldn’t talk to him like that! tord was their all-powerful leader! although, some soliders thought she was tord’s boss.
she slammed a folder down onto tord’s table, and slammed her hands right in front of tord. he yelped and jumped back. the name tag on her suit read, “y/n gold.” y/n gritted her teeth, and shoved a finger in tord’s face.
“TORD LARKINGSON! or should i say, tord LAUGHINGSTOCK!” she yelled. everyone gasped. matt clasped his hands over his mouth dramatically. tom dropped his fork onto his steak. edd just continued eating normally.
“WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?!” y/n yelled at tord again. he stuttered, trying to answer the lady in the suit. “well- i-uh- you see mrs. gold-“ y/n smiled hearing tord call her that. matt was confused. tom cocked and eyebrow at edd. the brunette didn’t lift a finger.
“look at me when i speak, larkingson.” she said through gritted teeth. tord just clenched his hands on the table. y/n snatched tord’s collar into her hands. she got right in his face, and everyone gasped, some even stood up.
“I SAID LOOK AT ME, BOY!” y/n said. edd looked up from his plate to see tord in his wife’s clutches. “another FOUL report like that, AND ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!” y/n said. “y-yes!” tord said.
y/n furrowed her eyebrows even more when she let tord go. “a-ah! y-yes MA’AM!” tord said, stumbling back into his seat. y/n angrily made her way around the table to pass by edd. she stopped behind him and turned his head upwards.
“hello, dear…” y/n said, smiling. edd breathlessly laughed, before his wife left a soft kiss on his forehead. unprofessionally, he didn’t wipe of the nude lipstick still staining his forehead. matt and tom were shocked. their old friend, y/n, was tord’s boss? and edd’s wife?!
“s-so-!” matt said. edd nodded and shoo’d him off so he could eat some more. tom and matt mumbled behind edd a few words. “i can’t believe he never told us..” “exactly! what a knob!”