Going Up.
“Where are we going?” Spider asked, and jogged a foot to fall into step beside Wade. He had lagged behind for some time, and had no clue how long that had actually been. Wade acted as if he hadn't noticed, though he most certainly had.
“Oh it's no fun if I tell you, so guess!” Wade gushed. He waited patiently for Spider's answer
[(Why are we following this nutt.]}
((Four(4) dum nutz(2)))
[[I officially demote you to take out duty.}}
((Awe come on you set()—m))
[[So get out.]]
“Our untimely demise?” Spider pepped up. A big ol’ fake grin plastered over under his mask.
“Pfft have a little more faith in me? We're gonna need it,” Wade said rather ominously, Spider stared after him as he cut into an alleyway. Not that it could authentically be called that, everything on Lexington Ave. was lit up like a Christmas tree, or a stoner on 420. Either, or, really.
Wade stopped and turned to Spider once he noticed he was alone. A head motion signalled for the Spider to follow behind him.
They didn't fall back into step, the Spider had to jog to just keep up with the guy on foot. But he wasn't in the mood to chase after Wade. So he fell behind.
Curse Wade and his freakishly long… Well everything! The spider looked like a high school twerp beside the guy, and the familiarity sure wasn't welcomed.
They came out the other side and walked up that street, until they turned off it to zigzag some more.
Spider was still busy blinking the obnoxious twinkling lights out of his eyes when Wade stopped dead in the street. It was only by the graces of his high caliber spidey-senses, that he didn't smack face first into the brick wall; better known as Wade.
“Hey I know you're super touchy about your fashion sense, but you think just this once you could make an exception?” Wade asked good-naturedly, his head turned only a portion of the way towards Spider. Who in response; stuck his tongue out, and crinkled his nose at the piece of face alteration tech Wade held.
“No way.”
“Didn't think so.” Wade laughed, then replaced the device in his back pocket.
Several streets later; they stared up at the Avengers tower. It loomed over them, even from this distance. Wade and Peter were across from it on the highest, nearest building they could find. Which set them about twenty stories up, and a few buildings away from it.
((Okay I feel better all of a sudden.))
[[I only care if that means you’ll stop being annoying… Wait that's impossible, so I don't care.]]
((At least I didn't go sucker fish useless!))
[[I’ll have you know that…]]
Right then not even boxes bickering in the background could dim his mood.
Arguably Peter’s eyes were lit up brighter than the entire building.
[[It's more along the lines of the entirety of New York City.]]
((Haven't you heard that you shouldn't argue with a good thing?))
“Yea it Almost sounds like you're complaining.” Peter murmured in awe, then quickly turned and flashed Wade an excited grin. “You can’t be serious?” He blurted, and didn't bother to keep his voice level.
((Now you're messing with it! I swear I'm surrounded by idiots.))
[[That’s rich, coming from you.]]
“Well I said I would, didn't I?” Wade commented with an easy shrug. “Besides. I figured I owed you for saving my arse back there.”
The spider blinked at Wade, and because he couldn't think of anything to say in response, turned his head back to the tower. Instead he let his attention get drawn in by all the bright possibilities.
[[This is one of those rare moments of silence.]]
((Shh!))
“Can you swing us over there? Cause I’m ready for my killer piggy back ride.” Wade asked, and bounced on his heels in place.
Instead of the laugh Wade was probably hoping for, the Spider swallowed heavily. But Wade had that bright eyed expression of a four year old. It was the exact same expression Spider had before his question. If that was what was going to finally break pandora’s box open, then he'd take it.
So he breathed deeper and snagged an arm around Wade’s waist. Wade yelped in surprise, then instinctively brought his legs up. The same arm snaked under his knees, while the other shot out a web.
“How we getting in there after that?” Spider called over the rushing air. Wade hooked his arms around the Spider’s neck, and squeezed all the air out of him as they dipped towards the ground. The grip was only loosened once Spider let go at the end of the swing, and they hurtled towards the upper levels of the tower.
It hardly lessened the crawling underneath his skin.
“Oh, I thought we'd wing it,” Wade called back. He was still chortling at his own joke. when Spider hit the reinforced glass with six points of contact. He glared down at Wade, who hasn't touched the glass at all, but was sandwiched against his stomach with a smirk.
Wade expression changed to a sheepish one, but his excitement wasn't deterred in the slightest.
((Okay I take it back, the Avengers tower isn't worth this humiliation.))
[[We could just drop him.]]
“We're not dropping him,” Spider grumbled.
Because he couldn't easily crawl along the wall with one arm occupied, and because the image alone was ridiculous, he walked across it. Which yes, was slower; but the last slivers of his dignity was well worth the wait.
“Thanks. You're a real life saver.” Wade swooned, more playful then sarcastic. He still got fake dropped for the jab, but Spider couldn't hold in the snort as Wade scrambled for purchase.
“Oooh you're definitely a red one,” Wade grumbled, with a gravely pitch that wasn't common. It also wasn't that serious sounding. Especially when it was followed by a peppy, “Okay I left that window open, down there.”