Wednesday: Hello mother.
Morticia: Wednesday my dear. What a pleasant surprise.
Wednesday: I am sure. Did Thing not mention me calling in his report to you.
Morticia: No he did. However, I was pleasantly surprised by his report.
Wednesday: I expected as much.
Morticia: Is there a reason for your call?
Wednesday: Yes. To my horror, I have.... I have fallen in love.
Morticia: Oh how lovely. Is it that Tyler or Xavier boy?
Wednesday: No. Tyler turned out to be a killer and attacked me. Xavier has the charisma of a plank of wood and not in the good way.
Morticia: Note to self kill Tyler. Than who is it?
Wednesday: It is Enid.
Morticia: Oh the werewolf. How lovely? She seems like a great choice.
Wednesday: I am not asking for your approval mother, but rather advice.
Morticia: Oh my you haven't asked her to be your other half yet.
Wednesday: Affirmative. I figured since you and father are so in love... I... How did dad win you over?
Morticia: He was simply himself and you should do the same.
Wednesday: Really?
Morticia: Ofcourse. If she doesn't want you after that. She doesn't deserve my darling.
Wednesday: Thanks mother. Maybe we will do this again sometime.
Morticia: I hope so. Talk later my darling.
Wednesday: Indeed mother.