Clint Barton
Clint Barton hated parties. If it was not for his girlfriend, Natasha, he would have packed an overnight duffel bag and shipped himself off to another country the moment Tony Stark announced that EVERYONE was required to attend his annual private Christmas party.
Even when it was a private party where only friends were invited, Clint was still really adamant in attending the party. It’s not the crowd, but the talk that comes together with all friends-related party. If given a chance, Clint would have muted himself physically so that no one would expect him to respond to any kind of idiotic talk, especially the kind of idiotic talk that revolved around the highlight of tonight, Tony Stark’s latest conquest, Loki Borson.
Clint Barton was not known for his kind and even temper, of course. With a girlfriend like Natasha, he’ll have to have a certain fiery side to be able to attract that ruthless, deadly yet sexy Russian model. However, he was very very well known to be able to hold a grudge. Justin Hammer could testify that, if he didn’t spend 90% of the time avoiding Clint.
So, what did Loki Borson do to enrage him so? Well, let’s just say it involves one sexy Russian, a drunk dark-haired Norwegian and an equally drunk Clint Barton. While Loki did not exactly pissed Clint off by kissing or making out with his Russian girlfriend (or was it still friends with benefit at that time?), he was not making a good impression as well when he started kissing Clint instead. Natasha (truth to be told, he never see her drunk before), on the other hand, thought it was a great idea to take a picture of the two models kissing.
He was so NOT into Loki.
Even though the Norwegian proved to be a really talented kisser.
And now, looking at Tony making out with Loki was making him nauseous. It did not help much when his brain tried supplying him with how awesome Loki tasted before, how his tongue shyly roamed his mouth and how he puckered his distractingly pink lips everytime after a kiss.
Good gosh, he was definitely not drunk enough for this.