Characters
James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Kate Bishop, Hulk (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Lucky (Hawkeye), Sif (Marvel), Natasha Romanov, James "Bucky" Barnes/Darcy Lewis, Darcy Lewis/Natasha Romanov, Fandral (Marvel), Jane Foster & Darcy Lewis, Pizza Dog, Clint Barton & Darcy Lewis, OC - The Great Hare
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Summary
1. Bucky finally gets his Easter knife hunt.2. Clint gets a consolation prize.3. Hulk demands results.4. In Memory of Fatty Nuggs... (my tumblr Ask Box is open for Tattoo 'verse pet prompts)5. F*ckbunnies: Fandral vs. The Great Hare Musk-rut
Note
You guys. I don't even know. Sometimes I just have a terrible idea that makes me giggle hysterically. Consider yourselves warned. And, oh my god, I think I might have quoted the stoners in PCU while I was at it. *hangs head in shame* *giggles and runs away*
HULK HAVE LAYERS - a green interlude with the author
April 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Hulk: CHRISSI. THIS SONG MAKE HULK SAD.
Author: Yeah. Me and Clint, too, buddy.
Hulk: CLINT NO BE SAD. CLINT HAVE DOG. NO CAN BE SAD WITH DOG.
Author: He’s like an onion, Hulk. What can I say?
Hulk: *grunts* LIKE GREEN OGRE. HULK HAVE LAYERS, TOO.
Author: Yeah?
Hulk: HULK HELP STEVE. GIVE STEVE DOG. NEVER HAVE DOG BEFORE. CHRISSI FIX.
Author: *sighs* Did Steve put you up to this?
Hulk: *toes dirt* *tries a cheeky grin*
Author: FINE. One dog.
Hulk: YES. TWELVE DOG.
Author: (-_-) I see what you did there, Hulk.
Hulk: *looks innocent*
Author: *mutters* Twelve dogs… *grumbles and stalks back to GDocs*