[Podfic] If They Haven't Learned Your Name

Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”“That is not standing,” Sam tells him.“You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.

THIS IS A WIP! I don't usually record WIPs.ITS DONE! And I can't talk about all the incredibly fun, sometimes creepy, occasionally both-at-the-same-time stuff that made this fic irresistible despite that without spoilers! According to the author, it's a post-TWS, Ultron-ignoring, "murder comedy feat. Avengers, assholes, weirdness and a very angry Bucky serving sweet, sweet revenge." It does NOT end on a heinous cliffhanger, because I would never do that to you, and...gah! See me heroically resisting spoilers! Just give it a try. It has llamas. It also has me going nuts with music and special effects, because, well...it's just not a "tasteful restraint" kind of story. Thanks to silentwalrus for permission to record and for language coaching. My tragic attempts to speak Russian, Croatian, Korean, Spanish, and !!!!! are not to be blamed on anyone but myself.