Characters
Summary
All my Darcy Lewis ficlets from tumblr. Each chapter has individual warnings and ratings. Chapters unrelated unless stated otherwise.
Note
Gen Fic.No warnings apply to this chapter.
Darcy & Natasha
April 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
“Nat. I. Will. Not. Date. Captain. America. EVER.”
“Darcy, his name is Steve, and you’d be perfect-”
“You know who I called, Nat, when I found out I would be moving into Stark’s Penis Monument? I called my grandmother who basically raised me. She brought up Cap in the resulting conversation, she knew him from her showgirl days apparently; she started talking about the things ‘that darling man could do with his tongue.’ No Natasha.”