Chapter 5
— incoming call from cunt (love him really tho) —
“Barty! Spill! Now! Hello?”
“Sorry. I’m totally fine. Sort of. In a white lie way.”
“You just screamed for about 5 minutes didn’t you?”
“Absolutely.”
“Okay so like…. how the fuck did that happen. Please tell me you didn’t send the picture of you with just boxers.”
“Nope.”
“Oh thank GOD for that. Wait. That’s not like you. BARTEMIUS JUNIOR DID YOU SEND A RANDOM STRANGER A DICK PIC?!”
“No ew. Was gonna, but didnt.”
26th December - Wednesday
— Slytherin Skittles —
13:05 - Guys what do I do
13:05 - I left it exactly one day and Barty still hasn’t replied to my text
13:06 - I’m worried I scared him off
13:08 - It’s fine it was hardly flirting
13:08 - He’s said stuff to you too
13:09 - (I smell a new gay couple)
13:11 - As if Cas
13:12 - Anyway I might leave it a few more days
13:15 - He WILL text first
13:15 - Have you learned nothing???
30th December - Sunday
— Rosier Rizzlers —
12:26 - I think I just saw Barty in town
12:26 - WHAT
12:27 - Unless he cloned himself I just saw him outside a shop I was in
12:28 - Aaaandd… I maybe talked to the girl he was with
12:30 - He was with a girl?
12:31 - Wait that’s probably Margot
12:31 - Oh yeah she told me her name
12:32 - I got her number too if you want it
12:32 - YES
12:33 - YES PLEASE
12:33 - BEGGING DORA
12:35 - Chill out Rosie
12:37 - *new contact*
— New chat —
12:40 - Hi!
12:40 - You don’t know me but I think I know you? Are you by any chance friends with a guy called Barty?
12:57 - Who is this?
13:01 - My name’s Evan Rosier? I’m friends with him
13:02 - Are you Margot?
13:02 - OMG
13:03 - THE EVAN?!
13:03 - NO WAY
13:04 - Barty goes on and on about you and your eyes it’s annoying
13:04 - Although you are pretty hot
13:06 - Thanks?
13:07 - Anyway I think you met my friend Pandora just now
13:07 - She was in Hogsmeade, in the crystal shop?
13:10 - Wait the girl with long blonde hair? Standing next to the jewellery?
13:11 - Probably, she loves that stuff
13:13 - Omg yeah, we bought matching necklaces! She got aquamarine and I got amethyst
13:13 - (We switched favourites)
13:14 - This is kind of random but wanna call? I have something I need to discuss
— Incoming call from unknown number —
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— Iconic Homiesexual Beings —
15:42 - Listen don’t be mad Junior…
15:43 - Oh god what have you done
15:43 - Nothing too bad
15:44 - Except Evan sort of got a hold of my number and we texted and called and I sort of told him about you and your dad…
15:46 - What
15:46 - Evan
15:46 - Evan as in My Evan
15:47 - Texting Evan??
15:47 - THE EVAN I TOLD YOU I THINK I HAVE A CRUSH ON
15:48 - HE’S GONNA BE SCARED AWAY
15:50 - Look I’m sorry it sort of came out
15:50 - He didn’t care much but he felt sorry for you
15:52 - Great the guy of my dreams likes me out of pity
15:52 - How did you even get his number?
15:53 - The blonde girl in the shop with the braids? That’s Pandora aka his best, best friend aka basically his sister
15:54 - They literally call each other twins
15:54 - I think have a chat called something like ‘the rosiers’
15:55 - That’s his name?
15:55 - Evan Rosier..
15:56 - Imagining yours next to it?
15:56 - NO!
15:56 - Don’t even try lying
15:57 - I know you better than you know yourself