Chapter 1
6th December - Thursday
— New chat —
11:32 - Hey!!!
11:34 - Uh… hi?
11: 34 - I think you have the wrong number
11:34 - No, I just want to make some friends
11:35 - Do you not have any? Also, I don’t know you, why would I talk to you?
11:35 - I don’t know, but you’re literally messaging me right now
— Slytherin Skittles —
11:35 - What do I do? Some random person just messaged me and asked to be friends??
11:37 - Ev, what illegal websites have you been on?
11:38 - I agree with Cas, that sounds very suspicious
11:38 - Guys, not helping. I need Reggie ideas
11:41 - Send a screenshot and don’t call me Reggie
11:42 - Okay Reggie
11:42 - *screenshot*
11:44 - That’s really weird, I don’t know what to do about that
11:45 - Message them back!
11:45 - What’s the worst that could happen?
11:45 - Exactly! Find stuff out about them
11:46 - Thank you Dora! We need more gossip in this group chat
— New chat —
11:57 - Um hi
11:57 - My friends said I should talk to you
11:58 - I approve of your friends
11:58 - What’s your name?
12:00 - Upfront much?
12:02 - Fine, my name’s Evan
12:03 - I love that name
12:03 - Thanks?
12:05 - No problem
12:05 - My name’s Barty btw
** Group chat renamed to ‘Evan and Barty’ **
12:07 - Wyd?
12:08 - Homework, then meeting my best friend
12:09 - You?
12:10 - Literally nothing at all
12:10 - I finished all my work for today
12:11 - Lucky.. my classes don’t end until 4pm
12:12 - I’m on my lunch break
12:46 - I have a question
12:48 - Go on then
12:48 - How old are you? I don’t want to be texting a pedo
12:49 - I’m 17, turning 18 in Feb
12:49 - Also I use he/they
12:50 - Just in case you wanted to know
12:51 - I’m also 17
12:51 - he/him
12:53 - Oh my god we’re soulmates ;)
12:55 - Please god no
12:56 - I’m starting to think my friend was right about the sex thing
12:59 - ???
13:01 - Nothing
13:02 - I was telling them about our convo and they said you sounded like one of those viruses you get after visiting an illegal website
13:02 - Talking to your friends about me?
13:03 - When do I meet the parents 😍
13:07 - I cannot believe you just used that emoji in relation to us
13:10 - So there could be an us?
13:11 - ;)
13:11 - Not doing this today, bye
13:12 - No!
13:12 - My love, please come back!
13:13 - My heart aches for thee!
13:28 - Evan?
13:56 - Babe come home, the kids miss you!
14:14 - You’re so dramatic
14:16 - Also, the kids?
14:17 - Obviously!
14:17 - Are you forgetting about our beloved Percival and Brian?
14:19 - Those are the worst names in existence
14:20 - Anyway I have class now, bye
14:20 - Bye from me, Percival and Brian!
14:21 - We’ll be waiting for you at home honey
14:23 - :)
— Slytherin Skittles —
16:47 - *screenshot*
16:47 - Is this weird? I can’t tell
16:49 - Ask Reg
16:50 -Ur literally with him??
16:50 - He left half an hour early to hang out with lover boy
16:51 - What happened to him being all ‘I’m a lonely loser’?
16:52 - Ev :( u should be happy for him
16:52 - No I agree with Evan
16:53 - James ruined him
16:56 - I’m on this chat idiots
16:57 - Sorry Reggie, we’re suuuper happy for you
16:57 - Just hang out with us more? Then we won’t complain
17:02 - Okay
17:02 - Movie night tonight?
17:02 - Can we watch a scary movie?
17:03 - Sounds good
17:04 - I’ll bring beer
17:05 - Where did you get beer?
17:05 - Stole it from Sirius ofc
17:06 - Thanks Cas
17:07 - Np
17:34 - Bring your Scream DVD
17:34 - Pandora needs to have watched it by the end of the year
17:38 - Will do👍
17:39 - Stop with the dad emojis Ev
7th December - Friday
— Evan and Barty —
00:27 - heyyy
09:32 - I’m really sorry about that
09:32 - My friend decided it was a good idea to get drunk
09:45 - Dw about it, it’s fine
09:46 - I wish my friends had fun with me
09:46 - My fridays are always boring
09:47 - But all my days are boring
09:51 - Sorry about that :(
09:53 - It’s all good