Chapter 3
-This book is filled with untrue facts about me! Loki exclaims walking into my room with Rick Riordans “Magnus Chase and the sword of summer”
-I am most certainly not tied to rocks with snake poison dripping down my face right now!
Since I am a horrible person I just laugh at him even though he looks really hurt. I don’t know how I managed to do it but I saw a smile on Loki’s lips.
-Hey! That is so rude Genevieve! Loki exclaims while attacking me with tickles. I am so fucking ticklish so I immediately fall down on the floor screaming in “agony”. Honestly if you want to torture me of information the most effective way to get the information out of me would be to tickle me. And I’m not even kidding.
Without me even realizing Steve barges into my room probably because I am screaming as Loki is tickling me. Steve shouts:
-Hey get your hands of my daughter! Loki immediately stops tickling me and leaves me panting and laughing while clutching my stomach.
-Are you okay Genevieve? I raise my hand as some kind of indication that I just need to get my breath back. Once I am finished with “recovering” I talk to Steve and all the other avengers who have gathered in my door without me realising.
-Yeah, I’m okay don’t worry
-I will take Loki away to keep you safe Thor says and at that I burst out laughing along with Loki this time.
-I’m so...I’m sorry, just give me a moment, I tell them between my laughing. Then all of the sudden I feel like I’m finished laughing so I stop and get almost deadly serious and tell them.
-Loki came here to return a book I borrowed him and it was you know a little bit about norse mythology so he came in here offended by some of the rumors about him and I just laughed at him so he attacked me with tickles. I said to clear the air.
Everyone mumbled their “oh’s” “yeah of course”, “I’m leaving now” and left me alone.
I don’t understand honestly. Why do everyone think that Loki will kill me I mean I could take a knife and stab whoever I want in the back but I don’t do it so why would he. But then again. I’m just the girl with the australian accent who knows way too much about animals.
-So where were we? i asked Loki after everyone had left and Steve had given me the “Be careful around him he is a murderer “ look.
-We were talking about all of the untrue facts about me in this book.
-Okay so did you finish the whole book?
-I actually might have done that even though most of it was rubbish
-So do you want the second book? I asked him to see his answer. I mean if he said yes he probably did like the book but pretended to not have liked it.
-Only because it was a what is it called? Is it called cliffhanger? He asked me. I nodded and fetched the second book: “Magnus Chase and the hammer of Thor”. I honestly wonder what he’ll think about a character called Alex in the book who is pretty cool and fucking badass. (People who have read the book will understand what I mean by “I wonder what he’ll think of Alex”)
-Do you want to prank Tony? I randomly asked Loki but I knew that he’d say yes so now we’re off to make some mischief.
LATER THAT SAME DAY:
-Hey Tony! I said walking into the the avengers commonfloor where everyone was sitting doing whatever they wanted to do. As I walked in everyone's eyes raised from their phones etc. and looked at me. Perfect. I wanted to make Tony ashamed and it’s easier if everyone sees.
-What do you want? He asked suspiciously. I pretended to be defeated-ish and said:
-I found a dog in the forest and…. I didn’t have the time to get further before Tony who is a extreme dog-lover shouted.
-Ooooohhhh??!! Where is it? gimme the dog! As if on cue (ehemmm) Loki who earlier had transformed into a beautiful black husky dog entered the room. Tony squealed in happines and Loki who was a good actor even as a dog wagged his tail and ran to Tony and licked his hand.
-Who’s a good boy? Yes you are! Oh who is the cutest dog? You are! Tony said while petting Loki the dog. As he was about to say something else Loki the dog jumped up in Tony’s lap at the same time as he transformed back to Loki the Asgardian.
-Still think I’m a cute good boy Stark? Loki ask while sitting in Tony’s lap at the same time as Tony was screaming.
-AHHH! GODDAMMIT GENEVIEVE AND LOKI! YOU CHEEKY FUCKERS!
-HAHAHAHA. You should have seen yourself Tony! I told him while he desperately was trying to push Loki off his lap.
-And Loki, dude you look so much better as a dog, I told him while laughing.
That actually got him out of Tony’s lap but he was walking towards me with a mischievous sparkle in his eyes. I immediately turn around and run but he caught up to me and threw me over his shoulder. I shrieked yet laughed at the same time. He led me out of the balcony where Tony recently installed a pool so obviously he threw me into the pool. Surprisingly it was pretty cozy in the pool so I decided to take a swim. Just like that.
Loki who wasn’t expecting me to stay there grew frustrated. And joined me in the pool and decided to tickle me instead/again. I am so ticklish so naturally I ran up and then it was basically hide and seek/catch the rest of the day. Guess who won? Not me. Loki caught me eventually. Sadly but I honestly I am a pretty sore winner so uhm yeah.