Interdimentionality Compromised: This Shit Again

Somewhere, in the universe, we zoom into a young traveler between dimensions, wearing a jacket white a hoodie, carrying a scythe, with a bag that carries multiple items, and currently is holding a sheet of paper of the universes that he has traveled during his lifetime

???: Too boring. Too repetitive. Too convoluted. Too confusing. AAAAAAAAH! HAVE IS SERIOUSLY GONE THROUGH EVERYTHING?!

This traveler goes by the name Shade (real name classified) who is currently trying to amass as to where would be a good universe to pass the time during his vacations, sadly, his attempts were in vein, as the little shit doesn’t know how to keep an idea for less than 5 seconds, luckily, that was about to change very soon.

???: Hello there.

Shade: General Kenobi?

???: Good guess, but sadly not.

The stranger reveals herself as another traveler, wearing armor made of one of the strongest materials in the universe, weird looking shoes, long luminous hair, and strangely enough, a light that (ironically) obscured the rest of her face, compared to shade which had a shadow over his eyes.

???: It is a pleasure that we finally meet Shade

Shade: How did you-

???: That matters not for now, you must only know that we have known each other for a long time, the thing is, you simply don’t recognize me.

The traveler was shocked and appalled by the stranger knowing his name.

Shade:... Well, are you gonna introduce yourself now or?

???: Ah yes, how did that fly over my head? You may recall me by many names, but you may recognize me most as… Lumina.

Shade: … That’s it?

Lumina: Don’t question it… Anyways enough fancy talk, what’cha got there?

Lumina pointed at the piece of paper Shade was holding.

Shade: Oh, this? Originally it was a list of universes to see where I could take a vacation too, but I wanna do something more… interesting.

Lumina: Is that so huh?... Well, what about those crossovers other travelers have come up with?

Shade: Huh… That. Doesn't sound half bad actually.

Lumina: Well then, got any ideas for it or are we gonna have to go through entire paragraphs just to explain everything?

Shade: I have a few ideas in mind, I think the main one is one of those “game shows”, out of all of them, they can be the most interesting and out of the bunch of crossovers.

Lumina: Well then my friend, what are we waiting for?

She pulled out her sword to begin a portal cut.

Shade: I’d say “pulls out his scythe to do the very same” LET’S DO THIS SHIT!

They clash their respective weapons together, which creates a portal in the middle of the infinite multiverse, they look at each other, and jump into a world, where a familiar blue blur appears, followed closely by a slower but fast red glitchy blur, a little girl wearing a black dress, with white hair, with red glow coming from all over her body this one, being their first target.

…

And so they went to multiple universes where they got multiple beings from different universes, Skeletons, Humans, Limbless beings, Demons, etc, until they were down to three slots. Lumina told Shade she would go to two particular people that she would like to participate, while Shade chose the last one. They flew off, and Shade entered what can only be described as the most peaceful and calm place on any earth, unless you ignore the sections where magic is practically everywhere.

Shade: Can’t believe I’m doing this.

???: Hello.

Shade looks around and finds… what can only be described as a griffin with every body part you can think of.

???: I’ve been expecting this very moment, Shade… Care for a rabbit?

He grabs a rabbit, but it looks buff as hell

Shade: …Dear god.

…

We close in to a little girl with glitches around her who was looking around an island, while holding a holographic sheet of her own information.

Sage Robotnik
Universe: Sonic The Hedgehog
Species: A.I.
Age: Young child

Sage: It’s impressive how they got this information, but still a bit creepy in a way.

She turned around after feeling a new energy source, when suddenly, portals were opening all around, out of one, jumped out… a skeleton?

???: NYEH HEH HEH HEH!

He lands headfirst in the sand, Sage looks shocked at this, but the skeleton murmurs something, and suddenly jumps out.

???: WOWIE, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED, NOW LET’S SEE. WHERE ARE MY POSSIBLE FUTURE FRIENDS AT?

He looks down at Sage, who seems to be processing everything that just happened.

???: AH, GREETING SMALL HUMAN, IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

Sage:...

???: HELLO? ARE YOU OK, DID I SCARE YOU? I AM VERY SORRY IF I DID.

Sage: Ah, please do not worry yourself, I was just… shocked is all. My name is Sage, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, mr?

???: OH RIGHT, HOW COULD I FORGET. I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, THE ONE AND ONLY MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD, AS WELL AS THE AMBASSADOR OF MONSTERS, HAILING FROM THE NICE TOWN OF NEW SNOWDIN.

The Great Papyrus
Universe: Undertale
Species: Skeleton Monster
Age: Young adult.

Sage: Happy to meet you Papyrus.

Papyrus: OF COURSE, IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU AS WELL HUMAN SAGE

Sage: Uhm, actually, I am an Artificial Intelligence, not a human.

Papyrus: OH, IS THAT SO? THAT MUST BE WHY YOU REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE, BUT EITHER WAY, I SHALL JUST CALL YOU SAGE THEN.

Sage: I am fine with that.

And so, more characters came in, and so, they came and came and- Ok you get the point. Finally, Shade and Lumina showed themselves to the contestants.

Shade: Contestants, it is a pleasure to have you all here.

Lumina: I hope that you all are ready, , we shall be your hosts for this competition, I am Lumina!

Shade: And I am Shade! And you better be ready.

Lumina: Because now, you will have to walk around and talk to the other contestants to make teams.

Shade : Hope you guys are ready, you have 2 hours to make teams, and if you aren’t in a team by that time, we will choose what team you are on.

Lumina: In total there are 36 of you, that means you shall be making 4 teams of 9, so, I suggest you get to it.

Shade: And with that out of the way, it’s time to begin!

“horn sound effect”

Everyone starts looking and walking around to see who will be in which team.
Immediately, Sage and Papyrus walk towards each other.

Sage: Papyrus, since you were the first one I met here, would you like to be in the same team as I?

Papyrus: WHY OF COURSE SAGE, IT SHALL BE MY HONOR TO BE IN A TEAM WITH YOU, AND, “He looks over at a gloating Pink Haired human wearing an armor” DO YOU MIND IF WE CAN TRY TO GET THE PINK HAIRED HUMAN INTO OUR TEAM?

Sage: Any particular reason? Not that I’m against it.

Papyrus: I JUST HAVE A FEELING IS ALL, HE REMINDS ME A BIT LIKE MYSELF WHEN I WAS STILL IN THE UNDERGROUND.

Sage: Hmm, very well then, he does look like a good teammate.

???: Were you guys talking about me?

Both Papyrus and Sage turn around surprised to see said pink haired human standing there.

Sage: Yes, we were wondering if you would like to join us in our team?

???: Hmmm, I don’t see why not, and if you must know, BEHOLD, I am your worst nightmare in all its glory, Giovanni Potage!

Giovanni Potage
Universe: Epithet Erased
Species: Human
Age: 19 years old

Sage looks neutral while Papyrus is starry eyed. He shakes his head and starts talking.

Papyrus: HUMAN GIOVANNI, SAGE AND I WERE WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE IN OUR TEAM.

Giovanni: I don’t see why not my skeletal friend, for we shall dominate the competition with our skills combined, including my amazing; Lava, uhm… Acid, uhm, Lavacid!

Papyrus: WOWIE, IS THAT YOUR TYPE OF MAGIC?

Giovanni: Sorta, we call them epithets where we come from. Here, I’ll show you how it works.

He generates a blob of liquid from his hands, he throws it at a tree, which falls over on account of now having a hole.

Sage: Interesting, a boiling liquid that has the attributes of lava.

Giovanni: Yep!

Suddenly, a red haired contestant with… no arms… or legs… but floating hands, approaches the red liquid, and tastes it like it was nothing. Papyrus looks worried at her as she just touched a boiling liquid, Sage looks conflicted, and Giovanni has a feeling of what she’s gonna say.

???: Is this tomato soup, damn dude, you gotta pass me that recipe!

Sage: ...tomato soup?

Giovanni: …yeah at this point I can’t be embarrassed by it, it’s just boiling hot tomato soup.

While he was expecting them to be disappointed, Papyrus instead looks in awe.

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY WERE YOU HIDING THIS FACT ABOUT YOUR EPITHET, YOU CAN MAKE A DELICIOUS MEAL THAT IS ALSO AN ATTACK!

???: Yeah, when you think about it, it’s both offense, and defense, since I did feel a bit of healing magic from it.

Giovanni: Yeah… YEAH YOU’RE RIGHT GUYS!... Wait a minute, who are you?

???: Oh right, the name’s Flamberge, Fire Hot (in both ways) general of The Jambastion!

Flamberge
Universe: Kirby
Species: Unknown/Elemental Mage
Age: Young Adult

Sage: Happy to meet you Flamberge.

Flamberge: Same here, by the way, I was wondering if I could join you guys.

Papyrus: WHY OF COURSE! THE MORE FRIENDS THE MERRIER.
Flamberge: Alright!

Giovanni: We’re gonna get along so well, I can already tell!

Sage: I'm happy to hear that.

Meanwhile, two men approach each other, one in red suit with a war helmet, one in red armor with yellow visor, approach each other, shotgun in hand each.

???:... Maggot.

???:... Hippie.

No words needed to be spoken, these two men were The Soldier, and Sarge, appointed leaders of their respective Red Team and RED Team.

Soldier/Name Classified/Jane Doe
Universe: Team Fortress 2
Species: Human
Age: 47 years old

Sarge/Super Colonel Sarge
Universe: Red vs Blue
Species: Human
Age: Early 40’s

Both: …

They stand in their standstill, until they speak like real americans.

Both: HIPPIES ARE A DISGRACE TO THE UNIFORM, SHOTGUNS ARE THE WEAPON SENT FROM GOD HIMSELF, THE BLUE/BLU TEAM IS FULL OF MAGGOTS WHO CAN’T HOLD THE FLAG IN ALL ITS GLORY!

They make the most American handshake while saluting with their other hands.

Soldier: You are good son, real good, maybe even the best.

Sarge: Amen to that.

A man in a monochrome suit and armor watches from afar and decides to get closer.

???: Well, well, well boys, a team full of soldiers and you’re not inviting me?

Soldier: Then what can you do son?

???: Well “Soldier”, the name’s Sergeant John Captain, or Tankman for short, I lead an entire army against multiple traitors of the army, me and my men travel the badlands in our iconic monochromatic tanks, my and my second in command Steve lead our group to do one single thing: Kick ass.

Tankman/Sergeant John Captain
Universe: Tankmen
Species: Human
Age: Early 50’s

Sarge:... God Bless you Seargent, we would like you to be on our team.

Tankman: Fantastic!

They all make a salute and suddenly, the American flag appears in the background as 5 fighter jets fly by while following a Bald Eagle.

Soldier: That is the sound of victory boys.

While almost everyone else was flabbergasted at the weirdly beautiful sight, a man in full green armor covered in runes, who everyone was seemingly scared by, was approached by what seemed to be a little girl, who was covered in metal parts, almost robotic.

Doom Slayer
Universe: DOOM
Species: Human
Age:Unknown

Poppi α
Universe: Xenoblade Chronicles
Species: Artificial Blade
Age: Ageless/Can switch between Young Child, Teenager, and Young Adult

Poppi: Salutations sir, can Poppi be in your team?

The Slayer looks at Poppi, who looks as happy as anything else he’s ever seen, and as if a spark rekindled in his mind, he nodded in approval, Poppi jumped up in excitement.

In another part of the island, a tall figure with two horns and a giant trident, Old scratch, Mr. S, The Big D, also known as, The Devil.

The Devil
Universe: Cuphead
Species: High Tier Demon
Age: Over 3000 years old

Who is looking around to see what contestant would make a good minio- erm, teammate, he then stumbles with what he can identify as a cartoon demon with a pie hole head and eyes, wearing a tiny vest, and a red bowtie.

Devil: Why hello there small one

The cartoon turns around with a big ol’ smile in his face

Devil: Tell me, how does turning into one of my lac- I-I mean, teammates sound?

The cartoon does not respond, but his face looks as if it started melting, the Devil looks in a combo of confusion and a slight hint of fear, as from the puddle formed by the cartoony fella, comes out a demonic version made of ink, The Ink Demon.

Bendy/The Ink Demon
Universe; Bendy and the Ink Machine/Dark Revival
Species: Cartoon/Ink Creature
Age: Unknown

He then grabs The Devil by his non-existent collar.

Ink Demon: YoU, MAy bE AblE To tRIck mY BounDEd FoRM, HowEVer, YoU wiLL HaVe tO Try HarDEr wiTH Me, SATAN!

Devil: ...Alright, no tricks, I promise, but how about, we stay on the same team, and we can CRUSH the competition!

Ink Demon: … AlrIGhT, I cAn AgrEE tO ThoSE TErmS.

They shake hands with no strings attached. They both look towards to see who else will join their team.

Meanwhile, two young gentlemen in suits approach each other, one wearing a full-body spandex suit with cat attributes, the other wearing a black full length vest, internal armor, red gloves, and a white polygonal mask.

???: Bonjour.

???: Konichiwa.

???: The name’s Chat Noir, what about you my friend?

Chat Noir/[Name Blocked by User]
Universe: Miraculous Ladybug
Species: Human
Age: 16 years old

???: You can call me Joker, but I’m pretty sure that we both are hiding our real identities.

Joker/[Name Blocked by User]
Universe: Persona
Species: Human
Age: 19 years old

Chat Noir: Ironic, you caught my tongue, then how about we form a truce and make a team?

Joker: Took the words right out of my mouth.

Suddenly, they are approached by an angel with black wings, clothes, and wings, who was carrying a colorful orb that was repeatedly saying “Kill” over and over again.

Dark Pit
Universe: Kid Icarus
Species: Mirror Angel
Age: 19 years old

Master Core
Universe: Super Smash Brothers
Species: Orb composed of Light and Darkness
Age: Unknown/Ageless/Inmortal/Mentality of a child

Dark Pit: Ren, are we almost done? Core hasn’t shut up ever since we’ve gotten here, and I‘m tired of carrying him around.

Joker immediately was embarrassed by his name being revealed so nonchalantly, Chat Noir was on the verge of laughter, Dark Pit rolled his eyes, and Master Core was still saying “kill”. Suddenly, Shade teleports to their location.

Shade: I forgot to give Master Core, here.

He throws a star shaped object towards Master Core, and once it touches the outside of the orb, it begins to shine, as it bounces off of the hold of Dark Pit, and begins transforming into a… human?! Wearing a rainbow colored hoodie, white scarf, black pants, black hair, pale skin, and a shirt with a symbol of the previously seen orb, accompanied by a foggy creature on its back.

(art by me, took me an hour)

Master Core: Wowie, that was a doozie. Hey who put their hand over my… face? I have a face! And a body!? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

Everyone stares in awe at the sight, until Dark Pit interrupts.

Dark Pit: So you all wanna just team up or what?

Both Joker and Chat agree, as to not deal with thai confusion any further

While the writer was having stomach issues, a Canadian girl with ginger hair, wearing a winter jacket, was approached by a tall blue lady.

???: Excuse me.

The ginger turns around

???: Hm? Oh hello there ma’am, can I help you?

Madeline
Universe: Celeste
Species: Human
Age: Early 20’s

???: Yes, I was wondering if you were perhaps interested in joining me in this ("she takes a sip of a green liquid”) game?

Madeline: Sure, I don’t mind, what’s your name miss?

???: Well, my name is Q5U4EX7YY2E9N.

Madeline: Q,5,U- Uhm…

???: But you may simply call me (a pop up appears with the word “Queen”) Queen

Queen/Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
Universe: Deltarune
Species: Computer Darkner
Age: Unknown/“Adults are merely bigger children”

Madeline: Ok, well it’s a pleasure to meet you Queen!

Queen: I share the sentiment dearie, now then, let’s find more teammates!

They both walk onwards until they trip on something.

Madeline: “Oomph” Ow, you ok Queen?

Queen: I have suffered from: worse. But what was that anyway?

look down at a street sign with an interrogation mark on it, both confused, until suddenly a mask wearing green skinned (what can only be assumed to be) clown gets up from the hole.

Tricky the Clown/Dr. Hofnarr
Universe: Madness Combat
Species: Undead Nevadean
Age: Adult

Tricky: EXCUSE CLOWN FOR INTERRUPTION, BUT CLOWN WAS SIMPLY LOOKING RANDOMLY UNTIL SPOTTING THE NEAREST GROUP NEXT TO CLOWN, AND CLOWN WAS WONDERING IF CLOWN COULD JOIN YOU GUYS?

Both look confused until Queen steps in and says something.

Queen: Sure (she says while her visor says LMAO)

While Tricky looks satisfied with the results of his findings and Queen was laughing, we cut back to the first group who are currently looking for more members.

Sage: This island could be considered a continent considering its size.

Flamberge: I guess it’s just an island for simplicity sake.

Papyrus: THAT SHOULD MATTER NOT, WE NEED TO LOOK FOR MORE PEOPLE FOR OUR GROUP, THEN WE CAN BECOME FRIENDS, AND EXPAND OUR FRIEND GROUP!

Giovanni: You know Paps? For being seemingly the toughest one here, you are an extremely kind guy, like, nothing gets to ya.

Papyrus: WELL YOU SEE HUMAN GIOVANNI, I HAVE THE PERSONAL BELIEVE THAT A NEW PERSON IS A NEW CHANCE AT MAKING AT FRIEND, EVEN THOSE WHO HAVE DONE TERRIBLE THINGS, I BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE CAN BE A GOOD PERSON, IF THEY JUST TRY.

This hit the other three, as they themselves weren’t the best of people before meeting their friends, and Papyrus was reminding them unknowingly of their past. They then stop when they see a kid, who was oddly monochromatic, wandering aim-lessly.

Giovanni: I’ll handle it. Hey kid, you lost!?

???: Hm? Oh, hello there.

The kid turns around revealing the only part in his body that isn’t monochromatic, that being one of his eyes, being red colored, as well as carrying a golden heart shaped locket.

X!Chara/X!-Tale Chara
Universe: X!Tale
Species: Human
Age: Unknown

Sage: Greetings, and excuse the odd question, but are you ok?

X!Chara: Physically, yeah, mentally, no, I could really use a therapist now that I think about it.

Sage:…

Giovanni:...

Papyrus:...

Flamberge:... Damn that got dark… Anyways, my name’s Flamberge, what about you kid?

X!Chara: Well, to not make things weird and not explain much, just call me X!Chara.

Papyrus: HM, THAT’S INTERESTING, I SEEM TO RECOGNIZE THAT NAME, BUT EITHER WAY, PLEASURE TO MEET YOU X! YOU MIND IF I CALL YOU X?

X!Chara: Not at all Papyrus, and don’t worry, I’ll explain why the name may sound familiar later.

Papyrus: GREAT!
Meanwhile, two humans are walking around, they are both seen wearing black clothes, only one is a woman with brown hair, has purple patterns in what seems to be an action suit, while the other is a man with blonde hair, and has blue patterns in a tuxedo.

Jaiden/Jaiden Animations
Universe: Twitch (Our Universe)
Species: Human.
Age: 25 years old

Jacob/Alpharad
Universe: Youtube (Our Universe)
Species: Human
Age: 27 years old

Jaiden: Man, I still can’t believe this is happening.

Jacob: You can say that again, I can’t believe the multiverse was real all along, and it was made of the video games we make videos of!

Jaiden: Yeah, it’s weird, but amazing. Anyways, how do you think we should do this? Stick together or split up?

Jacob: A normal person would say to stick together, but we both aren’t normal, after all, it’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.

Jaiden: And that means?

Jacob: That we should split up, if this is like any other elimination game, there might be a merge, so we play our cards right, and get to that point, that’s where we team up again.

Jaiden: And if one of us gets out of the game?

Jacob: Then the other keeps going, we can do this Jaiden.

He holds out his hand. Jaiden thinks for a moment, and shakes on it.

Jaiden: Then good luck Jacob.

Jacob: You too Jaiden. Now if you excuse me, I just saw Joker from Persona 5 somewhere on the shore.

Jaiden: Go get em’.

While Jacob ran towards the smash characters and the cat man, Jaiden noticed distant laughing, and approached Madeline and Queen.

Jaiden: Heya.

Madeline: Oh, hello, who are you?

Jaiden: Name’s Jaiden, was wondering if I could join you guys, since I don’t really recognize anyone perfectly other than Jacob.

Queen: Jacob? Friend of yours?

Jaiden: Yeah, actually from what I was told, apparently we are the only ones that come from the same world.

Madeline: Damn, that’s lucky. But nevermind all that, so you wanna join us?

Jaiden: Yeah.

Queen: Alright, pleasure to meet you Jaiden, I’m serial number-.

Madeline: -Just call her Queen! And I’m Madeline, the clown over there is Tricky.

Jaiden: Alright, this is gonna be fun.

Meanwhile, Doom Slayer, and Poppi approach the three patriotics.

Soldier: Hold it right there maggot, who might you be?

Tank Man: Hold on Soldier, this ain’t no normal man, I think this is one of those marines.

The Doom Slayer says nothing, but nods, and points at himself, and Poppi, and then to them.

Sarge: I think he’s saying he wants himself and the little girl in our team, but let me tell you something “Marine”, you need to reach our standards to-

He’s cut off by the Slayer pulling out his Super Shotgun.

Tank Man:... Well, the standards have been reached.

Soldier: He may have, and while I can respect a good ol’ shotgun, let me tell you something missy (he points at Poppi). Little Girls like you don’t belong in the battlefield, so you better have something up those mechanical sleeves.

Poppi: Poppi is capable of multiple ways of fighting, and Poppi will prove herself by “kicking your ass”, as Zeke or Nia would say.

Soldier: Oh yeah?! Then prove it missy! Put 'em up!

Poppi started calculating the most effective strategy for this combat, and came to the best conclusion, and kicked Soldier in his “spangled stars” so hard, an audible crack was heard. Every male within a 50 mile radius covered their crotch, even the Slayer felt that.

Meanwhile

Shade: … “crack” OW, MY STARS!

Back to the point

Poppi: Was that a good show of strength?

Everyone stares at her until the Soldier laughs in approval, although he was in immense pain.

Soldier: “Groan” Hehehehehe, I like your attitude, you remind me of Miss Pauling, alright, welcome to the team!

They cheer, except for Slayer, that’s until they are almost run over by a motorcycle. Everyone manages to dodge in time, the driver of the motorcycle manages to stop in time before almost hitting a tree. From the seat dismounts a girl wearing a black and red uniform, with an orange bandanna or scarf, and carrying two large blades that look like scissors.

???: Shit! I am so sorry! I don’t know what happened but the brakes broke. Everyone ok?

Poppi: Poppi and team are fine, but what about you miss? Are you hurt?

???: Could be worse, by the way, I’m Ryuko, again, sorry for almost crashing on you.

Ryuko Matoi
Universe: Kill la Kill
Species: Life Fiber-Human hybrid
Age: 17 years old

Sarge: Eh, I’ve been hit by worse, consider it water under the bridge.

Tank Man: Doesn’t explain the brakes breaking. Have an answer for that?

Ryuko: Could’ve been that I was scammed by the guy who gave me the bike.

Tank Man: And who could pull out a bike out of their a-

He is interrupted by this noise Zoidberg Woop Woop Woop! - <a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JHaBVySTA>- hey wait a minute it’s supposed to be in the word “noise”, why is it the link itself?

???: Because it’s more funny and meta that way! Said I, the Merc with a Mouth!

Deadpool
Universe: Marvel Comics
Species: Transmutant Human
Age: early 40’s

Deadpool: Hello viewing audience! Did you miss me? Of course you didn’t I was barely introduced to this story and wasn’t given focus earlier, so now I will join this team and get character development, and most likely annoy the shit outta people.

We cut out from… whatever Deadpool did, while his now new team was confused, and cut to the edgy bastards and the youtuber.

Jacob: And that’s how I won a tournament using Joker as my main.

Dark Pit: Huh, who would’ve thought that Master Core and Crazy Hand were right.

Master Core: I TOLD YOU!

Jacob: Yeah, anyways, we still need more members, so where to next?

Chat Noir: I was thinking we could-

He stops when he hears some purring.

Dark Pit: Was that you or?

Chat Noir: No, I think we’re being watched.

Everyone starts looking around, and they start hearing the movements more, then pull out their weapons (Jacob grabs a really big stick) prepared for anything, until…

???: Hola.

They all turn around and see a cat wearing a cape, a hat with a feather, and boots.

Puss in Boots
Universe: Shrek
Species: Cat
Age: 20.5 is cat years

Dark Pit: …A talking cat?

Puss: Not any normal talking cat mi amigo, I am Puss in Boots!

Chat Noir: Well, a pleasure, Mr Boots.

Puss: Please, Mr Boots was my father (not really), just call me Puss, and, could you do me a favor, my fellow Gato?

Chat Noir: What is it?

Puss: Could you… help me with chica that has been following me for the past 15 minutes?

Suddenly he is grabbed and hugged by a short schoolgirl with pink hair.

???: Can you blame me tho? Sure talking cats are weird, but you are still sooooooo CUTE!

Puss: You still haven’t even told me your name niña!

???: Oh right, my name's Natsuki, and sorry for that, I just really, REALLY, like cats.

Natsuki
Universe: Doki Doki Literature Club
Species: Human
Age: 18 years old

Chat Noir: Sorry to interrupt the admittedly cute moment, but would you two mind joining our team?

Puss: I don’t see a problem with it, yo acepto!

Natsuki: I’m fine with it, just don’t call me short.

Chat Noir: Wouldn’t dream of it.

We cut back to Queen calculating some numbers.

Queen: From what I can tell, we are currently the team with the least members, we still need five more members.

Madeline: Then we better get looking, otherwise we’ll run out of time.

Jaiden: Hmm.

She looks around and notices a girl with melon themed clothing sleeping peacefully on the floor.

Melony
Universe: SMG4
Species: Human/Watermelon blessed by the Fierce Deity
Age: 2 years old (as a human)/20 years old (biologically)/Mentality of a 5 year old

Jaiden: Uhm, excuse me?

Melony wakes up and stares at Jaiden.

Melony: Hi!

Jaiden: Heya, sorry for interrupting your nap, but I was wondering if you could join our team?

Melony: “Yawn” Sure, I don’t mind, my name’s Melony.

Jaiden: Pleasure to meet you Melony, I’m Jaiden, and those are Madeline, Queen and Tricky.

Tricky: HELLO!

Melony: Happy to meet you!

Madeline: Same, now we just need four more members and we’re good.

Meanwhile, a few meters away from them.

We close in to a woman wearing a cyan dress, with a silver crown over her blonde hair, covering one of her eyes looking up to the sky.This is the princess of the cosmos, Rosalina.

Princess Rosalina
Universe: Super Mario
Species: Human/Overseer
Age: Unknown

She stares a bit more until she senses a new presence around her, as if the sun and the moon were dancing around her, while childish laughter can be heard.

Rosalina: Hello? Are you lost, child?

???: Aww, it’s no fun when people notice.

The child appears in front of Rosalina, and she sees the unique characteristics of this child, he wears a robe with star images all around, but most notably is his skin, divided in two, one bright yellow, one dark blue.

Rosalina: Hmhm, and who might you be dear?

???: It’s no fun if I tell you, give it a guess!

Rosalina: Very well then. Are you, The Collector?

The Collector
Universe: The Owl House
Species: Collector (yes that’s the species)
Age:400+/Mentality of a child

Collector: Woah, how did you know?

Rosalina: I’ve been watching the universe for centuries now, I’ve read about you dear.

Collector: That’s cool! Hey wanna play a game?

Rosalina: I would love to, but, are you sure that’s what you really want to do?

The Collector comes closer to the ground looking confused, and just when he’s about to say something, Rosalina speaks up again.

Rosalina: I also have watched over you while you were sealed, and even before that, I know of the reason for your species, and I know why you want to continue on with your games.

Collector:... What would you know? Not like you’ve ever had to deal with stuff like that.

Rosalina: You’re right, I don’t, but I know that you don’t have to hurt anyone, I know what it’s like to grow up alone, but I managed to find a family for myself.

She moves forward and gives the Collector a hug.

Rosalina: Maybe you can have that as well.

The Collector seems almost in trance, and in deep thought.

Rosalina: Take your time, you don’t have to answer me now.

Collector: “sniff” Ok miss.

Rosalina: Call me Rosalina dear, now come along, we need to find a team.

She starts walking as the Collector starts falling asleep in her arms, until she notices Madeline and her team. She approaches them

Rosalina: Excuse me dear.

Madeline turns around and looks up to the celestial duo.

Rosalina: Excuse my interruption dear, but I was wondering if me and this child could join your team.

Madeline: Sure ma’am, the more the merrier! I’m Madeline.

Rosalina: A pleasure Madeline, I am Rosalina, observer of the cosmos. And this adorable boy on my back is The Collector, he fell asleep on the way here.

Madeline: Pleasure to meet you both, also, observer of the cosmos? Must be hard work.

Rosalina: It is, but it has a lot of benefits.

We cut back to the patriots and their team, Soldier was doing counts. And of course, was going nowhere.

Tank Man: Alright this is getting us nowhere, we need one more guy or gal to complete the team. Wade!

Deadpool: Roger Roger! What’cha need?

Tank Man: Can ya use your 4th wall breaking powers to get someone here?

Deadpool: Sure, give me a sec.

Deadpool grabs the next paragraph, erases it, and just pulls out a random character, out comes an Italian chef with a worried expression on his face.

Peppino Spaghetti
Universe: Pizza Tower
Species: Human
Age: Late 20’s/Early 30’s

Peppino immediately notices that the scenery has changed and worries.

Peppino: Che cosa? Alright, who’s-a the wise guy who thought of breaking the fourth wall? Mama Mia we barely started and it already feels worse than with Noise!

Tank Man: Listen up man! Are you gonna join our team or are we gonna have to get physical?

Peppino: Now look-a-here, I am Peppino Spaghetti, and I will not tolerate being insulted by a soldier from-a bygone era capeesh?!

Tank Man: Bygone?! Why you no good!

Deadpool gets between them before things get rated higher than they should.

Deadpool: Gentlemen, gentlemen calm down, you can fight after the second merge, right now we gotta work as a team.

Tank Man: “Muttering” Fine, we can truce for a while.

He puts out his hand.

Peppino: Fiiiiine: I can accept those-a conditions.

They shake on it while having a mini staring contest, meanwhile, we cut back to Sage, Papyrus, and their group, were still looking around the island, while they were having a pleasant talk, X!Chara felt worried, and Sage took notice of it.

Sage: X, you seem distraught, are you feeling alright?

X!Chara: Hmm? Yeah, just, I feel as if we’re being watched.

Giovanni: Come to think of it, it does feel awfully eerie here.

Flamberge who was surprisingly the calmest currently, spotted yellow electrical glows to her right, and blue wisps on her left, if she was home she would just assume it was Zan training magic and Francisca getting flustered by Flamberge teasing her from those times Susie has flirted with her.

Flamberge: Everyone duck real quick please.

Everyone obliges and she pulls out two swords, which she throws like daggers towards the ominous glows.

???1: “Oomph!”

???2: AAAH!

From the treelines fall an android covered with yellow lights, wings and a tail, and what appears to be a ninja with snake scarfs.

Flamberge: Called it.

???1: You know… if you wanted to spot us, you could’ve given us a warning.

???2: Or a second to prepare.

Papyrus: WELL, LET’S JUST BE BYGONES BE BYGONES, WHO MIGHT YOU BE NINJA HUMAN GHOST AND METTATON’S YELLOW CLONE?

???2: Metta-who now?

???1: Well, my name is Venoct, glad to make your acquaintance.

Venoct
Universe: Yo-Kai Watch
Species: Youkai
Age: Teenager (Physically)/ Young Adult (mentally)/Unknown (Spiritually)

???2: And I’m Serial Designation N! But just N is ok!

N/Serial Designation N
Universe: Murder Drones
Species: Disassembly Drone
Age: Adult

Giovanni: Nice to meet you both, but, uh, N, why are you staying under the trees.

The camera cuts to show that while Venoct had moved closer to the group, N was almost 20 feet away from them, under a safe shadow.

N: Oh yeah, funny story, I can’t actually go under the sun, otherwise I overheat and could possibly die.

No one knows what to do until Lumina teleports to them, but far from N as to not shine on him.

Lumina: Someone give this to N, it’s like a permanent sunscreen.

Sage grabs it, floats over to N, and gives him the sunscreen, which he immediately applies everywhere, and it seemingly gets absorbed into him, he tries putting his finger in the sun to see if it works, and voila, no sunburns!

N: Yay! Now I can hug people in the sun and without being awkward!

Sage: That’s… oddly specific, but either way, a pleasure to meet you N.

N: Same here! I can tell we’re all gonna be good friends!

Papyrus: THAT’S THE SPIRIT!

While they were all getting along, we cut back to the edgy bitches like Alpharad would call them, who were currently being watched over since the beginning by the Devil and the Ink Demon, who was currently resting and instead, his cartoon form was in place, resting on Devil’s back, who looked annoyed by the cartoon’s antics.

Devil: Ugh, I don’t know if you’re being annoying or lazy, or somehow both.

Bendy said nothing, and instead, laughed silently, the Devil ignored him and hit his trident on the ground, teleporting both him and Bendy behind Joker and gang, and immediately, Puss seemed to notice once his fur straightened, and immediately got into fighting position, everyone else seemed to notice and pulled out their weapons as well, except for Master Core who looked unimpressed to say the least.

Master Core: Eh, I’ve seen worse.

The Devil looked as if he was about to say something, until he heard Core, and immediately shoved everyone out of his way to get in his face, and looked at the god-like child directly in his newly acquired eyes.

Devil: Excuse me, I don’t think you spoke loud enough, what did you say?

For comedic reasons, Core pulls out a megaphone and screams into it… right in the Devil’s ear.

Core (through megaphone): I’ve seen worse!!!

The Devil takes a step back and covers his ears, despite the fact that they were already ringing from how loud it was.

Devil: AGH YOU LITTLE SH-

He’s cut off by Bendy using a cartoon mallet and knocks out the Devil before swearing in front of two children (despite the fact that they are both decades old technically, but not mentally). He then starts holding out multiple cardboard signs.

Cardboard sign #1: “Hello” Cardboard sign #2: “Excuse my acquaintance’s action” Cardboard sign #3: “But we were wondering if we could join your team?”

Everyone seemed confused until Master Core spoke up once again.

Master Core: Yeah sure!

Dark Pit: Wait, wait, wait! Are we sure this is a good idea?

Natsuki: I’m with Dark Pit on this one, are we sure we can trust two demons? One of which being the literal Devil? No offense little guy

Cardboard sign #4: “None taken”

Master Core: I mean, I’m a literal creation and destruction god, Joker has the equivalent of Satan, Chat has an ancient spirit in that ring of his, Puss is a hero but also an outlaw, Alpharad is a Youtuber, and you two are tsunderes.

Dark Pit and Natsuki: SHUT UP! B-baka!

Master Core: Point being, the moral spectrum is basically broken here, so it doesn’t really matter, at least from my point of view.

Everyone was less shocked as to how right Master Core was, but also shocked at how nonchalantly revealed their secrets.

Joker: Well, when you put it that way, sure, they can join.

Master Core: Nice.

Chat Noir: Ok then, let’s tell-

“HOOOOOOOOONK”

He was interrupted by a fucking loud horn that everyone had to cover their ears, it even woke up The Devil from being knocked out.

Devil: OW MY EARS!

Shade: Congratulations! You are the first team to be completed, please come to the main building, located in the starting beach you guys were at!

Chat Noir: Ouch, he could’ve just told us.

Dark Pit: I already hate him.

Meanwhile, we cut back to the Americans and their maggots, with Tank Man and Peppino shooting each other a glare at each other occasionally.

Ryuko: I think we’re missing one member.

Deadpool: Wait for it, the plot is about to advance in three, two, one, now.

Suddenly, Deadpool’s words come true as a needle pierces the earth in front of them, impaling Soldier’s foot in the process.

Soldier: Pshh, this means nothing.

Ryuko: NOTHING?! YOUR FOOT WAS STABBED!

Soldier: No it wasn’t.

Ryuko: LOOK YOU DUMBASS!

Soldier: “looks down but is obscured by his helmet” I see nothing.

They are interrupted by a figure following the string of the blade, kicking Soldier away in the process, they revealed themselves to be a thin figure wearing a red cloak and a weird helmet, or what could be assumed was a helmet.

???: Hello.

Ryuko: Uhm, who are you?

???: For your information stranger, I am Hornet, protector of Hallownest.

Hornet
Universe: Hollow Knight
Species: Weaver Spider
Age: Unknown/Young Adult

Deadpool: Also known as the protagonist of her own game we have been waiting for 5 years.

Hornet:... What is he talking about?

Ryuko: Trust me, no one knows.

Hornet: Anyways, after much deliberation, and after seeing the… oddly weird but balanced team dynamic you have, I must ask, may I join your team?

Ryuko: Sure, I have no problem with it.

Hornet: Thank you, although, I stand by my point of this team being… plain weird.

Ryuko looks back and sees Sarge beijing thrown around as a battering ram by the Slayer being used against Peppino and Tank Man, while Poppi watches.

Ryuko: Well, who knows, maybe we’ll grow attached.

She thinks back to Mako always doing the weirdest things, but still being endearing.

Hornet: Hm, I suppose so.

She thinks back to taking care of Grimmchild while Ghost took breaks.

Ryuko: Well then, let’s get too-

“HOOOOOOOOONK”

Ryuko: AGH MY FUCKING EARS!!!

Shade: Second team completed, please report to the starting point!

Hornet: Hrrr, let’s just go there, and not waste more time.

While they walk over there, we cut back to Madeline and her group, who were walking around, we close in to Queen and Rosalina having a heart to heart, sorta…

Queen: And that’s how I almost destroyed the world without even knowing, then I went to move my kingdom to another, and now we’re all besties! (her visor spelled out LOL).

Rosalina: I… see, well, at the very least, you did redeem yourself, and you did sem to have the right intentions in your actions, and thanks to those heroes you told me about, you managed to achieve a better result.

Queen: If you wanna be technical, then yes, that would be corre- OH LOOK WHAT THAT?!

Rosalina and everyone else turned around to see a child running around with a big top hat on her head, and an umbrella, she was whacking a crystal as if trying to break it.

Hat Kid
Universe: A Hat in Time
Species: Alien?
Age: Young Child

Queen: Hello dearie.

Hat Kid looks up at queens and waves.

Hat Kid: Hi!

Queen: Do you need something from this crystal?

Hat kid simply nods in response. Queen smirks, and places her a bit back, Queen then leans back, and Kicks the Crystal which shatters upon contact, out of the crystal comes a sand clock that starts floating, and somehow, wasn’t broken in the process.

Queen: Is this what you need?

Hat Kid simply nods in approval, Queen garbs it, and gives it back to Hat Kid.

Queen: Say dear, wanna join our team?

Hat Kid nods, Queen picks her up and puts her over her shoulders. Rosalina watches on.

Rosalina: I can tell those two are gonna get along well.

Meanwhile, Sage and her team were looking for their last two teammates, as she had noticed they had the smallest team right now, that is until the sky had suddenly darkened.

Sage: What is this?

Venoct: I sense a presence, show yourself!

Suddenly a shadow looms over them all around them.

Papyrus: PLEASE FELLOW CONTESTANT, OR WHOEVER IT MAY BE, WE DON’T NEED TO FIGHT!

Flamberge: Or else we’re gonna have to do this the hard way!

Giovanni: We’re not afraid of you dude, we can do this the hard way or the HARDER way!

The shadow was spinning around them in a quick fashion.

N: You may be scary, but we outnumber you… probably.

X!Chara: You can’t take us all down!

Suddenly, the shadow stopped, and then…

???: Hm, you’re pretty good.

They all turn around to see a cloaked figure, what appeared to be a Skeleton carrying a giant scythe, holding a heart locket in his left hand.

Specter Knight
Universe: Shovel Knight
Species: Undead Human/Necromancer
Age: Unknown

Specter Knight: You may call me Specter Knight, and this, was a test. You passed by the way.

Sage: … A test?

Giovanni: I don’t get it.

Specter Knight: Long story short, I needed to know who to trust here, and all of you, while an odd group, do have honor within you, and know how to take care of each other, so, I would like to join your group.

Papyrus: AH, IF THAT’S THE CASE, THEN YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME MR SPECTER KNIGHT.

Specter Knight: Thank y-

“HOOOOOOOONK”

Shade: Everyone get to the beach now, I’m tired of waiting!
Sage: That’s weird, two teams are still missing members, why would they call us early?

Flamberge: Who knows, but I don’t wanna make em’ mad.

<<<<<<<

Once everyone was in the main area, Shade and Lumina glanced over the teams.

Lumina: Pretty sweet crossover if I do say so myself, so, Shade, if you-

Tricky: HEY DUMBASSES! WE’RE STILL MISSING MEMBERS!

Lumina:... Shade, where are you know who and the clown?

Shade: I’m not sure what you’re talking abo- “thunk”

A rabbit falls on top of Shade, the thing is, this rabbit was buff as hell.

???: What a way to make it fashionably late.

Everyone stared up at what could only be described like a combination of every animal ever.

???: Oh, but I suppose I should introduce myself, I go by many names, but you can simply call me… Discord!

Discord
Universe: My Little Pony
Species: Draconequus
Age: Unknown/Centuries old

Madeline:... I am so confused right now.

Discord: GREAT TO HEAR, just because of that I’m in your team now

Jaiden: … Great…

Lumina:... I think you knocked out Shade, but that does mean we only need the clown now, HEYO JESTER, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

???: Oh please, I’ve been here all along, like a butterfly that flows through all reality to cast judgement upon all.

From a flipping square that appeared out of nowhere, a Jester shows himself, with a purple and yellow color scheme.

Lumina: Yeah yeah whatever, your with them since you’re the last one without a team, so get to it.

She points to Sage and her group, Specter Knight groans in frustration.

???: Perfect, then allow me to introduce myself to my new team; I am the Master of Dimensions, the Pleaser of Crowds… I. Am. DIMENTIO! Pardon the theatrics.

Dimentio
Universe: Paper Mario
Species: Unknown
Age: Unknown

Specter Knight: I’m starting to have my regrets.

Venoct: You made this bed of nails, don’t come at us when you get pinched.

Dimentio: This is gonna be fun.

Shade then wakes up.

Shade: Ok enough dilly dallying, you have 15 minutes to come up with a name, and choose a team leader, go!

<<<<<<

After a lot of discussion between the teams, they came to a quick decision (literally).

Shade: Ok, team 1, what is your name?

Sage: We have decided upon a name that fit for us on a special and personal level.

Specter Knight: We are…

Everyone: THE REANIMATED COMPANY!

Shade: Oooo, I like it, great!

N: Yes! What do we win?

Shade: A slow clap-

He then claps slowly, N’s smile turns into a frown, and his team tries to push his spirits up.

Shade: And who will your team leader be?

Flamberge: By process of elimination, we have decided for Specter Knight to be the team captain.

Specter Knight: I promise to not let my team down. I will not repeat my mistakes.

Shade: Perfect!

He moves towards the second team

Shade: Team 2! What is your name?

Soldier: Listen here maggot!

Sarge: After a lot of screaming.

Tank Man: We came up with a name we can all agree on.

Peppino mutters “he’s lying" under his breath.

Soldier, Sarge, and Tank Man: Say it with us men! We are…

Everyone: RED Team and Enraged Screams!!!

Shade: Ok I dig it, and your team leader will be?

Doom Slayer walked forward and pointed at Poppi.

Shade:... I’m not even gonna debate with you on that, you got it.

He floats away, and Tank Man whispers to Deadpool.

Tank Man: I’m never messing with him.

Deadpool: Good choice.

Shade approaches team 3.

Shade: Team 3, name?

Joker: We will call ourselves…

Everyone: Shadows within-

Master Core: BALLS!

Everyone else: WHAT?

Shade:... Pfff, AHAHAHAHAHA, OHOHOHOH, SHADOWS WITHIN BALLS, I LOVE IT! AHAHAHA! That’s the dumbest name I’ve ever heard, and I love it!

The Devil: Wha- but I, WHY YOU LITTLE!

Master Core: Mission accomplished, I’m the captain now.

Shade: Noted.

The Devil simply screams more and covers himself with flames.

Puss in Boots: … So who’s getting the fire extinguisher?

Shade finally approaches team 4.

Shade: Team 4, let’s get this over with, name?

As Madeline was explaining the team name origin, Tricky pulled out a pice of paper that was on the ground.

Madeline: So our team name will be…

Celestial Entities/ I’m not single I’m saving myself for Markiplier?

Shade: Uhm, I’ll figure something out. Anyways team captain?

Queen: It will be Jaiden.

Jaiden: Huh?

Shade: Perfect.

He floats away and Madeline turns to Tricky.

Madeline: Tricky!

Tricky: WHAT? CLOWN WAS JUST READING THIS PAPER.

Shade: Okie Dokie, we got our teams, everyone, congrats, you survived your first day in here, your reward, a good night's sleep.

He snaps his fingers and a building drops down.

Lumina: Your rooms have been separated for 4 each, meaning that 1 from each team will be sharing a room, those being… The team leaders!

Specter Knight: “Sigh”

Poppi: Okay then!

Master Core: This is gonna be fun.

Jaiden: Oh boy.

Shade: Well then everyone, get in, and good night

The teams start going in and get to the floor where the sleeping quarters, the team captains all went ahead and said goodnight to their teams.

Specter Knight: Good night everyone.

Papyrus: HAVE FUN SPECTER!

N: Enjoy your sleep!

Specter Knight: I’ll try.

Poppi: Good night friends!

Doom Slayer simply patted her head, and the team headed to their rooms.

Master Core: Have fun sleeping, and watch out for nightmares!

The Devil: I hate that kid.

Dark Pit: Probably the only thing I will ever agree on with you, although he does have his charm.

Jaiden: Good night guys.

Rosalina: Take care dear, meanwhile, I’ll put the little ones to rest.

She said as she and Queen were carrying the already sleeping Collector and Hat Kid.

As they all left, Discord and Dimentio stayed behind to have a final chat.

Discord: This is gonna be fun.

Dimentio: Indeed, more fun than what Cipher is going through.

Discord: Definitely “he pulls a mug outta nowhere and drinks warm lava, but drinks only the cup” Good night Dimentio.

Dimentio: Ciao Discord!

And so, it was lights out from there… Other than the loud snoring that kept everyone up, coming by Master Core.

<<<<<<

Shade: Well, this is gonna be fun.

Lumina: Indeed… and, thanks.

Shade: No problem, and I promise, I will try my hardest to remember you, unless you're tricking me.

Lumina: Hehe, oh you always think ahead.

Shade: Yeah, good night Lumina.

Lumina: Good night Shade.

Ad they both fell asleep, an orange butterfly fluttered by, prepared to witness the events to come.

Shade: Also viewers vote for this silly thing, good night!

(Poll is closed, see you next time!)

Chapter 1: A brand new show to the pile (google.com)

Next time…

Nightmares…

Fears…

Friendship…

and the inner voice

“Dreamy Melody”