Chapter 1
*The Interview
*TAP TAP
“Testing, testing, is this thing on?”
*TAP TAP “Yes it’s on.”
“Okay! Here we go…Hello everyone my name is Lily Kondo and I am here with LLB news. We have obtained an exclusive interview with the one, and the only…Thor!”
*Cheers
“Or his brother anyway!”
“Adopted brother.”
“Hmm…well yes, his adopted brother Loki! What are you the god of again?”
“Fucking.” “
Agh-I-excus-what?”
“Fucking. Fucking around with mortals. That’s my thing. I have a website and everything about it.”
“I…uh. What is his power? Someone find it for me!”
“Please give me a moment…oh! It’s mischief. Hm…pretty fitting. Loki is the god of mischief and apparently women love him?”
“Okay moving on! So Loki, what brings you to earth?”
“Well, from my chains I think you can guess.”
*Clank *Clank
“Yes ladies and gentlemen he is wearing chains because he is considered a war criminal after what happened last time he stepped onto earth. So Loki how’s your brother?”
“I don’t want to talk about him.”
“Why not?”
—silence—-
“Is it because that’s a bit of a touchy spot for you? Why are you evil and Thor good?”
“How does one define ‘evil’ and ‘good?’ Is it not just a figment of your mortal imaginations?”
"Uh I’m not sure Loki. I don’t speak philosophy. Anyways, what will you do now that your mission failed-”
“It did not fail mortal! I am still in control and I can have those mortals behind you on their knees right now! It’s all part of the-…”
“How are you still in control? Did you mean to finish with ‘plan?’ How can you finish that plan in chains?”
“I’ve had enough of your needless and irritating questions, mortal. Would you not answer some questions for yourself? Why are you here? Do your avengers know you are here? What would happen if I were to gather your heroes? Would you enjoy that?”
“I-I don’t know what you’re talking about. We are here under Mr. Tony Stark’s instructions.”
“You, mortal with the awful haircut.”
“Me?”
“Yes. Answer me before I kill you and gut your family, who knows you’re here?”
“Man I don’t know what you’re talking about okay…her cousin let us in the back. We just need to catch a break dude…”
“Hm. So I am correct? As I always am. Now that I know you are here out of terms, I believe you, Ms. Lily, are under my control darling and you have some explaining to do.”
END OF TAPE ONE