Chapter 9
Peter watched as Wade dissolved into a string of curse words when his box smashed into the wall again, a small pained yelp dissolving into him threatening to absolutely destroy the box. The box spun around in a lazy circle, causing wade to yell at it to stop. Peter giggled just a little as he stood up to help Wade, finally looking at the kitchen and seeing a glorified mess of broken dishes and crumbs and cheese papers. Wade got smashed into the wall again before allowing Peter to roll him back in front of the couch.
"Arm to table," Wade stated. Little metal retractable arm things popped out. However, given that it didn't have a camera, they just waved around, unable to identify 'table'. ade let out another flurry of curses. Peter laughed.
"It can't see the table," Peter stated, and Wade let out a frustrated grumble.
"What the fuck do I tell it to do then?" Wade questioned, obviously fed up from making sandwiches for the past day. Which were really just cheese slices in between bread slices. Peer smiled.
"Depends. Are you trying to get the remote?" Peter questioned.
"Obvi-fucking-ously." Wade snapped, "What the hell else would I want?"
"Arm out." Peter responded. The arms stuck out, and Peter very calmly told them instructions. The hands picked up the remote with relative ease, and Peter smirked at Wade. Wade rolled his eyes, before realizing that the arms couldn't really press buttons on the remote. He let out a frustrated huff, and told the arm to drop the remote. Peter picked it up, pushing himself back against the couch. "What do you want on?"
"I don't fucking know. Something good. I want to watch good shit and eat a fucking taco." Wade responded.
"Princess Bride?" Peter immediately asked. Wade rolled his eyes but smiled despite himself.
"Your ass is delicious, baby boy," Wade responded.
"I'll take that as a yes."
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Peter is now realizing that perhaps he should call Mr. Stark and inform him he will not be going to work today, either. Peter goes to pick up his phone, a rarely used device that he's thinking of getting rid of for the sheer fact that he never uses it, and dials the number. Wade, who's current regeneration has now add a spine, rib cage, collar bone, organs, intestines, and some more muscles, turns his head to the sound. Peter smiles thinly.
"Hello JARVIS," Peter says casually to the phone, "I just wanted to say that I'm not going to work today. You told Stark? That's great. He says it's fine? Good. Mmhmm, yup, sure, sounds good. I'll be back tomorrow!"
Wade makes a vaguely disapproving sound at that last statement, and Peter hangs up quickly. Peter rolls his eyes, turning to Wade and setting his phone down on the coffee table. Wable glares, but not very harshly as Inego Montoya says his famed verse in the background. Can't really be to mad when you hear that.
"I know you don't want me to go back to work, but I have to." Peter responds to the look.
"No you fucking don't. You and your delicious ass deserves a well-paying job not some fucking Stark Internship." Wade spits out rather venomously. Peter spares a small smile.
"Well I can't get that well paying job until after the internship," he says calmly. He wonders vaguely why he's having this argument with a house guest hell likely never see again after a few days.
"Why the fuck not? You and your delicious as are much smarter than a whole bunch of shit, and you've proven yourself enough." Wade huffs. Peter smiles, scooting a little closer to Wade's box on the couch.
"Sure I am, but that doesn't mean Stark knows." Peter turns his gaze back to the TV and Wade rambles about random things.
Their entire day is spent like that. Occasional serious conversations ending and then Wade rambling and Peter listening or doing something else. Peter's pretty sure Wade doesn't realize Peter is listening most of the time, and it's vaguely amusing whenever Wade produces a new fact about himself. So far Peter's learned a lot of thinge about Wade.
He knows Wade favors Mexican food and Chinese takeout, loves pizza and Peter's ass. He knows Wade has these two boxes in his head named Yellow and White whom he vickers with. He knows Wade has deep rooted problems and will occasionally break into frustrated grumbles to the boxes about certain things. Peter doesn't like when that happens and generally tries to coax him out of it. Peter also knows Wade's got this ex... husband? Wife? Named Priscilla or Cable or something whom sort of manipulated him. He's not to sure since all he's gotten are bits and pieces of fragmented information that revolve around 'stick up his ass' and 'messiah complx'. He'He's also heard of someone named Francis who named himself after a cleaning product, but that seems to be a touchy subject. He also knows a little about Weapon X, but that's also a touchy subject.
He knows about some of the X-men and Wade's views on Unicorns and also the Avengers. He's also occasionally heard a ramble about some guy named Weasel and another ex named Domino. Theirs also a Shiklah, but most of his exes are touchy subjects or guys who have a messiah complex and sticks up their asses. He also knows that Wade thinks he loos revolting with skin and that he doesn't want Peter to skin him like that. He also knows Wade is hungry but can't eat because he's still regenerating and he also knows Wade gets tired randomly and doesn't mind when Wade passes out midesentence.
Peter also knows weird facts about Wade like how he prefers apples to bananas and how he thinks strawberries are just mutated blueberries. Or how avacodoes are gross to him and how he only likes guacomle. Peter also knows that he kinda likes Wade and wishes Wade wouldn't leave after he's done regenerating, but he knows that's not going to happen.
He knows Wade is a mercenary, and he knows Wade kills bad people specifically and how Wade won't hurt children and despises those who do. He even knows Wade has a kid named Ellie, but nothing more about her. He knows Wade wishes he could be better, and he knows that he wants to help Wade be better.
He knows that he might consider Wade a friend, which is scary because he hasn't even known Wade for a week yet.
Heeey I posted this chapter early on accident so I'm sorry it's shorttt