Yeah, We've Heard of Those

Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
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Yeah, We've Heard of Those
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Summary
The Avengers actually consume some media in the 21st centuryThis part is all Silvermuse's fault
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So, according to the Marvel writers, the Avengers appear to not consume any media, not even having Google alerts set up or a public relations department that tracks stories
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Not Getting into More Trouble

Wanda and Vision were both staring at Clint like he had grown another head. After a moment, Wanda said, “Clint, I do appreciate your concern, but if I leave with you, I am in danger of losing my US visa and being extradited to Nigeria.”

Clint replied, “I know that you’re worried kiddo. But Steve told me that you should come to him. And we really need your help with this one.”

There was another silence during which the witch and android seem to be having a silent conversation. Wanda finally sighed and turned to the archer, “Clint, haven’t you being watching the news? Nigeria wants to prosecute me for murder! If I leave, not only the compound, but the US, I’m going to wind up in jail. I can’t help Steve. In fact, I need him to help me!” Clint now looked completely confused; Wanda rolled her eyes and continued, “I need Steve to publicly say that I was acting under his orders to take some of the heat off of me. Clint, they are basically saying that I invaded the country and killed people! Steve was the one who took me there and he was the one in charge and I need him to say that. Not to mention the fact that having Captain America stand up for me would make the US government think twice about sending me to Nigeria. But instead, he went off after Bucky! So excuse me, but I’m not getting into more trouble helping Steve!”

“Really, Mr. Barton,” added the android, “have you not watched the media? Wanda is the entire focus of their attention. If she leaves the compound, it will make international headlines and that can only make her case worse. But, if there is a world ending threat, I will immediately inform Mr. Stark and he and the other Avengers can assist Captain Rogers.”

Vision does contact Tony who talks to the UN Russian delegate to the Accords Council who calls the Russian army. They immediately find the base and surround it before Zemo arrives and…(what happened at the end of the last few fics).

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