The New York Times
HEIR TO BLACK ENTERPRISES HAS BEEN DISOWNED
Written by Rita Skeeter
Since the birth of our beautiful country, the Blacks have always been a prominent figure in society. From owning the most successful diamond mine in the world, to capturing the political world, the Blacks have remained the most influential and powerful family for centuries. We see them as true American royalty, but is that merely a face?
Sirius Orion Black III has been officially disowned by his own family. Contrary to popular belief this is not the first time a member of the Black family has been outcast. A few decades ago Alphard Black was quietly disowned. There are many rumors about why but it has never been confirmed. The most popular rumor is that Alphard is a homosexual and the Blacks are extremely prejudiced. Alphard hasn’t been seen in public since, and there is even speculation that he has passed away.
Another member disowned is Andromeda Black now Andromeda Tonks. Once again a very quiet affair, but the people have many theories such as she simply couldn’t handle the fame. Andromeda now lives a quiet life in the English countryside with her husband Ted Tonks and newborn daughter Nymphadora.
So if this has happened before why is Sirius Black such a huge deal? Why is it that every news station is reporting this news? The reason my lovely readers, is because Sirius Black went out loudly. He held a press conference on the lawn of one of the Black family manors and confirmed that he had been disowned because, “I fell in love with a man as beautiful as the fucking moon. My dear old fucking family hates the idea of happiness, and because they don’t approve kicked me out! I mean seriously– no pun intended, it doesn’t matter to them that I fell in love with a man, which would be better than the reality that he doesn’t come from a wealthy family. That’s it, the whole reason for this debacle is because to them love is synonymous with money.”
The internet who adores Sirius has quickly started bashing the Black family, calling them names because love is the most important thing in the world. Now the question of where we go from here has to be asked. Orion Black, Sirius’ father is still the CEO of Black enterprises, but was planning on stepping down due to health reasons. Who will become CEO now? Many believe this title will fall onto Orion’s second son, Regulus Arcturus Black. He is a complete mystery to the media but makes the most sense to take over the company.
The bigger question is how does this affect the image of the political side of the family. As we all know Sirius is the grandson to President Pollux Black, now in his second term. Furthermore, Sirius is the nephew of New York’s Governor Cygnus Black.
Unfortunately, all we can do is wait now. For further information, revisit this page every Sunday and Wednesday.