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The little pink plus sign stared up at Peter. Mocking him.

"Fuck." Peter set the pregnancy test on the counter and shifted shakily to wash his hand and splash some cold water on his face.

What was he going to do? Peter Stark-Rogers was 19 and a freshmen in college. He was considered a genius... Then how the hell did he get himself knocked up by his mercenary boyfriend!?! the 30 something year old whom his parents hated and always warned him to stay away from.

*Knock Knock*

"Hey Petey. the pancakes are ready!" Wades chipper voice sang song through the door.

"I'll be right there!" Peter called back trying his best to hide the distress in his voice.

"Y'know if your constipated I got some stuff that will clear you right out." Wade offered clearly detecting some sort of distress.

"I-I'm fine Wade! I'll be out in a minute!" Peter rubbed his forehead. Listening as Wade made a noise and his footsteps headed back to the kitchen of his apartment.

Looking in the mirror Peter bit his lip resting a hand on his stomach rubbing lightly at the very barest of bumps forming under the usually flat taught skin.

For the past three months or so Peter had been feeling off. His Spidey senses would trigger at the littlest things. his appetite had sky rocketed past it's usual insane super metabolism levels to the piont when the third grocery delivery in one week had caused his dad to demand if Uncle Clint was living in the vents again.

Then there had been the vomiting. Peter never got sick and suddenly he was constantly rushing off to the bathroom to empty the contents of his stomach. It had been last night when Wade made a joke about morning sickness that had Peter paling. He'd slipped out first thing that morning with the excuse they needed milk and ran to the nearest convenience store to pick up said milk and a pregnancy test.

Peter took a deep breath. There was still a very good chance this was a false positive, I mean come on he was a guy for heaven sake! I mean sure his fathers had had him but that was with the help of science and a surrogate aunt Pepper.

Pulling himself together the young hero tossed the pregnancy test into the trash can and headed out to the kitchen where Wade had laid out a big breakfast of his world famous pancakes along with maple syrup, a plethora of various berries, and a big bowl of home made whipped cream.

"Wade you spoil me." Peter smiled at his boyfriend the stress of his possible "condition" forgotten for a moment as he looked into the sparkling blue eyes and watched a pleased smile spread across Wades face. God he loved this man.

"Hey my baby boy deserves to be spoiled and so it is my duty and privilege to do said spoiling." Wade pulled out Peters chair kissing the top of the teens head as he sat down.

They chatted about various things while scarfing down the delicious food Peter putting a big scoop of each berry, half the bowl of whipped cream onto his pancakes and doused the whole pile in syrup before digging in. Luckily Wade didn't seem to mind, content to eat his own portion while affectionately rubbing his socked foot against Peters under the table.

~~~

Peter walked into Dr Banners lab where JARVIS had told him his uncle was.

"Hey Peter." The older man turned offering Peter a warm tired smile. "What can I do for you?"

"Hey Bruce... I.... ThinkImightbepregnantandwashopi ngyoucouldrunsometests!" Peter rushed out his cheeks turning pink as he shifted nervously from foot to foot fiddling with the over sized sleeves of the hoodie he'd stolen from Wades closet. boyfriend tax he'd told the merc when he complained of his depleting wardrobe.

"You... What?" Bruce was staring at Peter wide eyed.

"I think I'm pregnant, but I can't be sure without some tests. Please... I'm pretty terrified right now and I don't know who to turn to." Tears welled up in Peters eyes, Bruce rushed forward pulling the teen into his arms.

"Shh Peter don't worry." Bruce soothed with his calming voice. "I'll run whatever tests you need and we'll figure this out."

Peter relaxed hugging Bruce back. His unncle was always so reasonable and calm he always made Peter feel better when he got anxious.

"Okay now Peter come have a seat and lets talk about this." Bruce urged Peter over to one of the comfy chairs before turning to put the kettle on. "Why do you think your pregnant?"

"I... I've been hungry constantly... And then getting sick... I've been having mood swings and my Spidey senses are always going off at the tiniest of things and... Well..." Peter reaches down pulling up his hoodie and t-shirt to show Bruce the tiny bump forming.

Bruce stared for a moment looking pensive. He stands as the kettle starts to whistle and moves to makes himself a cup of tea and mix a mug of hot chocolate for Peter.

"If you were a woman this would all definetly imply pregnancy... But honestly I've seen weirder things then a male getting pregnant and since your a mutate I think it is safe to explore all options. Have you taken a standard pregnancy test yet?" Bruce asked handing the coco to Peter who was absently rubbing at his stomach.

"Yes. It was positive." Giving Bruce a grateful smile Peter excepted the drink blowing on it a few times before taking a sip and relaxing a bit. He knew Bruce would be like this. He never had to worry about yelling or lectures from the older genius. Unless it had to do with Gamma radiation safety protocols.

"Alright then. I think we should start with an ultrasound. See if there's anything in there we need to know about then we can run some blood work." Bruce left Peter in his lab while he went up to the medical floor and swiped the portable ultrasound machine before heading back down to his lab where Peter was busying himself by going over the notes Bruce had left out.

It didn't take long to set up the machine and soon Peter was laying back on one of the work tables shirt once more pulled up and cold sticky goo on his stomach as Bruce ran the wand over his skin. his eyes focused on the screen.

"Well now..." Bruce's expression turned soft as he adjusted the screen so Peter could see the image. There it was in black and white the shape of a tiny little baby.

"Oh..." Peter stared all the terror and anxiety vanishing for a moment as he takes in the sight. A baby... his baby.

"Looks like your about three and half months pregnant. Does that sound right? I'm not really an expert in these things." Bruce moved the wand to check around where the baby was fascinated to see the layout of Peters internal organs.

"Three and a half?... Oh yeah... That makes sense." Peter blushed recalling that just over three months ago his dads had gone off for their 20th wedding anniversary and Peter spent most of the week they were gone in bed with Wade who had insisted on trying out some new positions to test Peters super human flexibility.

Bruce clears his throat and gives a lopsided smile. "I don't need too many details but... I'm assuming the baby is Wades?" There was no judgement in those brown eyes. While Bruce had been a bit skeptical when the two had started dating he'd given the merc a chance and when he saw how well Wade treated Peter and how happy his nephew was he'd just accepted it. Their lives weren't normal and if the two could find such happiness together who was he to rain on their parade.

"Yeah... Yeah it's definitely his." Peter bit his lip nervously. "Oh god what am I gonna tell Wade? what am I gonna tell my dads!?" Peter covered his face with his hands groaning as Bruce rubbed his shoulder comfortingly.

"Your dads will rant and rave but it's not like they'd strike a pregnant person. They'll probably try and kill Wade but he can't die so they'll give up after a couple of weeks."

"Y'know... Thats oddly comforting." Peter gave a watery smile. "Will... Will you help me tell them?"

"Of course." Bruce assured Peter. "I'll do whatever I can to help you through this." he hugged peter careful to avoid the ultrasound goo. Once he had all the images he needed he shut down the machine and handed Peter a wet cloth to clean himself up. He then drew some blood to run a few tests and they sat down and had a long talk about Peters options.

Abortion was out. Peter wasn't morally against it he just knew it wasn't something he could do. Adoption was also not an option, the idea of handing his baby over to strangers made him anxious and sad.

"I'm keeping the baby. I don't care what anyone thinks." Peter wrapped his arms around his stomach protectivly.

"I don't think that will surprise anyone." Bruce commented fondly. "But you do realize your going to have to give up being Spider-Man. at least until after the baby is born."

"I know... It will be tough... But I won't put my child in danger." Peter thought about hanging up his spandex and no longer going on patrols under normal circumstance that would not be an option for him but... For some reason now it didn't seem like that big of a deal.

"Your going to need to tell Wade... Sooner rather then later." Bruce sipped his tea which by now was cold.

Peter nodded slowly thinking about the many ways Wade could react. He was so unpredictable, he might be thrilled... He might be pissed... He might just walk out of Peters life and never come back.

"Hey!" Bruce leaned forward as Peter started to hyperventilate. "Peter just breathe. Everything will be fine. Wade loves you. I've seen the way he looks at you. I really doubt he's going to take the news badly." Bruce comforted. "And if he does I'll smash him."

This statment made Peter laugh. "I hope it doesn't come to that... We're having dinner tonight. I'll tell him then."

"If you need anything at all just call. I'll get started on those blood samples and after Wade knows we can all strategize on how to tell your dads... Or pick a country to hide out in for the next 6 months or so."

"Wade did say he wanted to take me to his homeland some day. I think he'd like it if the baby was Canadian born." Peter mused getting up and stretching feeling much better about everything and knowing that it won't last long so he better enjoy it.

After one last hug he heads off to his families floor and to his bedroom, getting out his homework wanting to get it out of the way before he heads out to meet up with Wade.

~~~

"Hey Peter where you going?" Steve asked from the couch as Peter headed for the elevator a few hours later. The tall blonde was sitting with Tony's feet in his lap rubbing them while the genius messed with his tablet.

"I have a date. I won't be out too late." Peter snagged an, apple from a fruit bowl."

"Please tell me it's with someone other then deadpool." Tony lowered his tablet to scowl at his son. "You can do so much better Peter. What about that cute Gwen girl? or even that Harry kid."

Peter sighs having heard this so many times. "Dad I told you. I love Wade and he is my boyfriend. I'm not gonna date anyone else just because you dissaprove."

"Y'know Tony if I'd listened to everyone's warning about you we never would have gotten married in the first place." Steve reminded his husband. He wasn't thrilled with Peters choice of partners either but until Deadpool did something wrong(towards Peter) he would respect his sons choices.

"That is so different! I had a few youthful indescretions. Deadpool is a murderer for hire!"

"Wade hasn't killed anyone in over a year!" Peter defended. Wade had been trying so hard to prove himself. Switching to rubber bullets and everything.

"That you know of." Tony sat up more fully. "Peter I just don't get it. The guy is a killer and he looks like someone literally put him through a meat grinder. You can do so much better."

Peter grit his teeth. He could feel as his patience snapped. "That is your opinion! I love Wade and he loves me and no matter what you say I am not going to dump him just to make you happy! You always told me that Howard hated all your partners and how it drove you nuts, well your driving me nuts so I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the Stark tree!" Peter turned on his heal and stalked off. JARVIS opened the elevator for him and the door closed behind him with a ding.

Tony stared jaw dropped and looking a little pale. Peter had never spoken to him like that before and being told that he was acting just like Howard... That stung... It stung far worse then he would care to admit.

"Tony?..." Steve looked at his husband eyes full of concern.

*sigh* "He's right... I have been acting just like Howard used to... Fuck." Tony flopped back down on the couch tossing and arm over his face.

"Your nothing like Howard... Which is why when Peter gets home your going to apologize... And your going to try and accept Wade. The guy really has made a real effort... and he's helped us out a lot this past year." Steve's hands begin to rub Tony's feet again helping the cranky genius to relax.

"Your right... I just...can't help but worry... Peter is my baby." Tony ignores the 'our' Steve pipes in. "i want him to be happy... And I guess... If Deadpool makes him happy." he akes a gagging gesture. "I can learn to live with it... I mean I guess Peter really could do worse..."

"Thats a very good piont." Steve soothed smiling at Tony. "Come on. We've got the place to ourselves. Why don't we order in and spend the evening relaxing." He suggested.

"Or... And hear me out... We pour a couple bowls of cereal. Eat them in bed and as soon as the sugar high kicks in we have sex."

"... You want fruit loops or lucky charms?"

"Lucky Charms."

"I'll pour the milk."

~~~

Wade hums kicking his feet back and forth as he waits for Peter on their favorite rooftop. He has a big bag of burgers sitting next to him.

He turns his head back and forth eyes scanning the sky line for the familiar flash of red that would mark the arrival of his little spider.

he jumps lightly when he hears the door behind him open with a loud creak. Turning he spots Peter in his civillian clothes.

"Hey Baby-boy! whats with the civvies? I thought we were gonna patrol after food." Wade spins around carelessly on the edge of the building and crosses his muscular legs balancing on the ledge with grace that really doesn't match his bulky frame.

"I... I can't go patrolling tonight." Peter walks forward smiling nervously. "Actually... I wanted to talk to you about something." He sits down beside Wade leaning into the mercs side. Wade instantly wraps an arm around Peter hugging him close.

"Don't tell me your rents are grounding you again? What did you get an A- on a test or something fun like another accidental killer robot?" Wade reached into the greasy take out bag and pulled out a burger. Lifting his hand from Peter's side long enough to pulls his mask up to his nose to take a bite.

"That was one time! And the robot didn't kill anyone... Just... Singed off a few eyebrows..." Peter pouted as he recalled the incident from just over a year ago. It was just before he turned 18 and the two of them started dating. Wade had refused to lay a romantic hand on Peter till he was 18 even if the legal age of consent in New York was 17

"hmm... So whats up?" Wade takes another bite chewing happily.

"Wade... There's something we need to talk about... And it's sort of serious." the nervous tone in peters voice sent warning bells of in the mercs head. The boxes going nuts with theories.

"Whats up Pete?" Wade sets the burger down and turns to give Peter his undivided attention.

Peter shifts to crawl into Wades lap and reaches up removing his mask so he can look Wade in the eyes. "Wade... I'm pregnant."

Wade blinks once... Twice... "What?" he doesn't seem angry just puzzled. "Now I know I'm not the smartest but... I'm pretty sure your a boy... And I'm pretty sure boys can't get pregnant..."

"Thats what I thought to." Peter gives Wade a shaky smile. "Turns out thought... my mutation has affected my reproductive organs and... Well... Now I'm pregnant."

Wade eyes widen slightly and he leans back a bit looking down at Peter with a mixture of awe and nervousness. "Is... Is it mine?"

"Of course it's yours!" Peter smacks Wades chest slightly miffed that Wade would even ask such a question but understanding that the older man is trying to process a lot of information.

Wade tentivly reaches out a gloved hand to rest on Peters stomach. "There's a baby in here?... My baby?"

Peter nods slowly trying to think of something else to say when Wade is suddenly kissing him. The kiss is firm but gentle. Wades arms tighten protectively around the teen. Peter instantly relaxes sliding his arms up and around Wades neck leaning into him.

The kiss slowly softens and Wade presses his forhead to Peters. "I didn't think it was possible to love you anymore then I already did."

"So... Your not upset?" Peter melts against Wade feeling safe and warm the way he always does in the mercs arms.

"How could be upset? My sweet little Petey is carrying my baby... I know I'll probably suck at being a dad but your so amazing I'm sure it'll balance out and the kid will turn out pretty kick ass." Wade grins.

"You are going to be an amazing dad Wade. I have complete faith in your abilities." Peter insisted returning the grin.

"You always were naive baby-boy. Oh! I was going to save this for your birthday but I guess this is as good a time as any." Wade shifted slightly and started to rummage through his many pouches before finally shouting "Aha!" and holding out his open palm.

Peter blinked staring at the ring in Wades hand. It was beautiful. A band of gold set with a sparkly blue diamond.

"Wade... Is... That an engagement ring?" he was stunned Wade was just carrying around this gorgeous ring for him?

"It sure is baby boy." Wade grinned broadly.

Peter picked up the ring turning it over in his hands carefully. "Wade I... It's gorgeous."

Wade beamed. "Read the inscription."

Peter blinked tilting the ring and seeing theres writing enscribed along the inside. ~May you be my baby boy in every continuity~

"You are such a dork." Peter shifts up kissing Wade hard "I love you so much Wade Wilson."

"I love you too Petey" Wade happily took the ring back so he could slip it onto Peters left ring finger. A perfect fit. Just like them.

~~~

Tony sat beside Steve on one side of the dining room table while Peter and Wade sat opposite them holding hands. His eyes were locked on the ring his son was wearing and a vein was twitching in his forehead. Bruce was there as well sitting at the end of the table like the mediator he tended to be. Sipping his tea calmly.

"What is it that you wanted to tell us Peter." Steve asked his expression encouraging even as his hand was gripping the back of Tony's shirt to keep the shorter man in place.

"Dad... Pops... I know your not going to be thrilled with what I have to tell you... But I really need your support on this..." Peter's big brown eyes were wide and pleading.

Tony sighed and relaxed back in his chair.

"Whatever it is Peter we'll deal with it." He assured him.

Everyone stared at Tony with suprise. Steve smiled and gave an agreeing nod. "Tony is right. whatever it is Pete you can tell us."

Peter takes a breath holding Wades hand. "I'm pregnant"

theres a long tense pause before all hell breaks loose, but to everyone's shock it's not Tony who flips but Steve and by flip, I mean literally. The super soldier flips the table to the side as if the large piece of solid wood weighs nothing. It crashes loudly to the floor as the blonde lunges for Wade wrapping his hands around the mercs neck.

Wade is too stunned to dodge and finds himslef on his back the chair he was in smashing under the weight of Steve's tackle leaving the two struggling ontop of the pile of broken wood.

Bruce is the next to move grabbing Peter and pulling him out of harms way. Peter is staring shocked.

"Steve! Steve stop it!" Tony lunges forward grabbing Steves shoulders trying to pry his husband off of Deadpool.

"I'm gonna kill him!" Steve roars in rage, lifting a fist he begins to rain heavy punches down on Wades masked face a sick crunching sound can be heard as the mercs nose is shattered. Steve's hand comes up for another blow but it's caught by a large green hand. Steve turns just as he's picked up and thrown hard across the room where he flies through the "shatter proof" glass and vanishes out of sight. The hulk grunts and moves destroying whats left of the window as he jumps out after the super soldier.

"Oh my god Wade!?" Peter rushes to Wades side while Tony moves to the window looking down trying to spot the two avengers.

"M'kay Petey. Trust me... I've had worse." Wade tries to reassure peter as he sits up wincing.

"Come on. lets get you cleaned up."

Peter helps Wade up and they go to the bathroom where Wade removes his bloody mask and spits out a couple teeth into the sink making Peter wail in distress.

"It's okay. I can already feel new ones growing in." Wade gave him a closed lipped smile before reaching up to straighten his nose before it can heal crooked.

"I'm so sorry Wade. I never expected pops would react so violently." Peter bit his lip his eyes welling up with tears.

"He did it because he cares about you. Honestly I can't blame him. Your still a teenager. You have your whole life ahead of you and now your knocked up by some mercenary who's nowhere near worthy of you." Wade holds up his hand to stall Peters protests. "I love you Peter. Nothing will ever change that. and unless you tell me to get lost there's nothing or no one who could chase me away from dat sweet sweet ass of yours. I'm going to do everything in my power to take care of you and make sure you and our baby are safe and happy. I'll prove myself to both your dads. Whatever it takes." Wade pulls peter into a tight hug, the teen sighing happily and resting head against Wades chest.

"For what it's worth you've got my vote." Tony is standing in the doorway watching. "Anyone willingly walk into avengers tower and tell us they've knocked up our kid... Well you've got more balls then I thought Wilson... And don't worry Petey... Steve will come around. You two just triggered his mama bear instincts." Tony grins amused.

"Oh dad." Peter pulls out of Wades arms rushing forward to hug Tony tightly. Tony returning the gesture resting his chin on top of Peters mop of brown hair meeting Wades eyes.

"Don't let me down Wilson. I hate being wrong."

"Don't worry Stark" Wade grins broadly "I may suck at a lot of things but I know loving Peter isn't one of them."

"Call me Tony... After all we're family now."