How DARE you?
Stark Tower
200 Park Avenue
New York, New York, 10166
United States of America
June 30th, 2012
Peter Parker!
How DARE you? Now you know I’m old! None of Stacia’s cookies are yours now. I’m sending them to your aunt so she can eat them and laugh.
On second thought, I’m sending you even more cookies. I can’t believe they made you go see him. I bet your aunt wasn’t very happy about that, huh? If you feel upset or worried, make sure you talk to the adults in your life because they can help you! I know you might feel worried now, but that isn’t your burden alone to carry.
You know what? I’ll call your aunt and we’ll see if we can organize something so you can meet my babies and my lovely wife.
YES PETER! I WANT TO MEET YOU AND SQUISH YOUR BOYISH CHEEKS AND SEE YOUR CHARMING SMILE AND—
Stacia took over temporarily, but as you can tell, she’s very excited to meet you.
Now look at that, my letter’s pretty short. I’m sorry but I have a mailroom to manage with the giant influx of letters since the Incident in May.
All the best, get some good rest, watch lots of movies, eat junk food, and smile!
Love,
Morgan
AND STACIA!