Do I need to call the fire brigade?
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from: Peter Parker ([email protected])
to: Tony Stark ([email protected])
bcc: P. Parker ([email protected])
date: Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 8:09 AM
subject: Happy Friday!
Mr. Stark!
I know you’re probably busy again and I’m sorry to bug you but I just wanted to say Happy Friday! Tell the others, too. I know that that isn’t a holiday or anything. I hope you have a good day, and that you don’t forget to have a little fun, instead of working so hard like I know you do.
I get to hang out with Skip today!
I bet it isn’t as fun as emailing with you but I’m really excited!Maybe he’ll help me build some legos so that Ned and I won’t have to do it all by ourselves (even if that’s fun, too).Some lady from OSCORP emailed me, I didn’t respond because I didn’t really know what to say. I think I’ll email her back right after this. I’m already at school and we’re on the computers so I won’t be late. They want to show me a tour of their facilities, is that good? I know that OSCORP and S.I. don’t always get along but I still think it would be kind of cool to see what they’re doing in R&D. They offered me an internship when I’m older, too. I don’t think I’ll take it, though
, because I only want to intern with you but you might not even ask me.Best wishes,
Peter Parker
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from: Tony Stark ([email protected])
to: Peter Parker ([email protected])
date: Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM
subject: Re: Happy Friday!
Pete,
Kick some lego butt with Skip later, sounds like you’ll have plenty of fun.
OSCORP is full of sharks, kiddo. All of them. You gotta be careful when you’re dealing with someone like them. Have fun at the tour
, but I’m telling you, S.I.’s R&D can kick their butts. Ain’t no R&D better than my R&D. Gotta ask, though. What could their internship give you that one with me couldn’t, kid? My offer from my very first letter still stands, intern with me and you’ll go places, and then I can look after you better and make sure you don’t get hurt.Thanks for the wishes, made me smile. I’ll tell Pepper, Happy, and Morgan a happy friday, too. They think you’re adorable, by the way. It’s like you’re trying to steal all my friends.
I only have like four, kid. Leave me alone.Learn things,
Tony
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from: Peter Parker ([email protected])
to: Tony Stark ([email protected])
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date: Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 3:21 PM
subject: Re: Re: Happy Friday!Mr. Stark,
So I’m going on a tour on June ninth, to OSCORP. Then I’m getting dinner with Mr. Osborn and his son.
I hope he likes me.My aunt and Ned are coming with me, thought so it should be really fun, at least.I would never ever try to steal your friends, Mr. Stark. I’m so sorry if it’s coming across like that. I just think you’re so cool! And your friends are all really nice, too. I haven’t even talked to Ms. Potts before, and Morgan was just really nice to me!
I think I’m hallucinating because it sounds like you just offered me a real internship. I thought you were kidding. Please tell me you aren’t joking. I’m not even going to address this because I think I’ll explode.Mr. Stark, an internship with them couldn’t even hold a torch to an internship with you.I’m glad you smiled :)
Anyway, Aunt May says I have to clean my room before Skip comes over, in an hour. She said “Teenage boys never know how to keep their rooms clean,” but I think she forgets I’m only ten.
Gotta go!
Peter
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from: Tony Stark ([email protected])
to: Peter Parker ([email protected])
date: Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 4:30 PM
subject: Re: Re: Re: Happy Friday!
I was joking, I could never blame you if my friends liked the coolest dude in town more than they liked me.
I like you more than me. I barely know you and I know that you’re gonna do great things, kid.I’m sure when you’re older you’ll understand your aunt better, they really do grow up so fast. DUM-E is celebrating his 25th birthday this year, where do the years go?
Have fun, kiddo.
Tony
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from: Tony Stark ([email protected])
to: Peter Parker ([email protected])
date: Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 7:57 PM
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Friday!
Hey, kiddo.
Just checking in, hope you’re having a great time.
I’m kinda worried, not sure why. It isn’t my place, who am I kidding, do I think I’m your father or something?I was thinking maybe this summer we could build a robot together? Morgan says you’re working on one right now.You’re probably busy having fun with Skip, but email me when you can, dude.Just a thought,
Tony
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from: Tony Stark ([email protected])
to: Peter Parker ([email protected])
date: Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 10:21 PM
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Friday!
Kiddo,
You’re probably sleeping right now. If you aren’t, tell Skip he isn’t being a very responsible babysitter.
Who am I kidding, it’s 10:30 on a Friday night, you shouldn’t be sleeping. I mean unless your aunt is back and told you to go to sleep, in which, sleep.Email me when you can, about the robot, ‘cause I have to know what kind of parts to order, not that I couldn’t express order them, I just need to hear from you because I’m irrationally worried and I think this is anxiety but I haven’t really gotten help for it because I’m not some sort of wuss who can’t handle himself.Good night, sleep tight.
Tony
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from: Tony Stark ([email protected])
to: Peter Parker ([email protected])
date: Sat, Jun 2, 2012 at 9:42 AM
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Friday!
Hey kid,
Haven’t heard from you yet. Are you okay? Do I need to call the fire brigade to get you out of a tree?
Is something seriously wrong? I don’t want to seem ego-centric, but I feel like you should have replied by now. You good, kid? It’s been over eighteen hours since I last heard from you and despite only talking to you for like three interactions, just from the way I’ve seen you with others, it’s kind of worrying. If you thought I was overbearing and a no-good adult, you shoulda told me, kiddo. Coulda spared you some email storage space or something.Tony